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Battery replacement joke
1. The battery quality is not good.
1 The case proves that everyone's feelings are completely correct. The new battery is not as durable as the battery in the previous car, mainly because of its poor quality. Generally, when you go to the garage to replace it, the merchant will take out the inventory directly from his own warehouse. Most of these stocks may be bought from specialized manufacturers, but some sources are not so clean. Before some cars are scrapped, the owner's friends may unload all kinds of valuable parts on the car, including the battery on the car, and then sell them to dealers in the garage. Compared with buying new batteries produced by regular manufacturers, merchants are generally happy to buy these second-hand batteries, because the purchase price is very low and they can make a lot of money by selling them.
Maybe there will be no problem with these batteries when they are used, because merchants will definitely test the quality when they buy them, but after all, they are second-hand, and they will definitely wear out after using them for so long, so drivers and friends will definitely feel that they are not durable if they install this kind of battery. There is also the situation that auto merchants have poor control over the purchase channels and buy fake and shoddy products. In this case, the merchant didn't mean it, but it did make everyone suffer losses.
2. Improper use of new batteries
Improper use of this behavior may be caused by merchants or drivers' friends. First of all, from the point of view of merchants, they may store these batteries in the warehouse for a long time after purchase. As we all know, with the passage of time, the power will gradually decrease. If it is not replenished for a long time, it will definitely cause some damage to these batteries. When repairing the car for everyone, these batteries may not be fully charged, so everyone will just drive away. So on the way to driving, you can obviously feel that the battery power seems to be insufficient.
From the driver's point of view, they didn't replenish the battery in time when they used the replacement battery for the first time. In the long run, the whole battery has been in a state of power loss, and the corresponding life of the whole battery will naturally be shortened.
3. Changes in usage habits
This is the driver's friend's own reason. You must be very careful when you buy a new car. You pay great attention to details in use, especially when using car batteries. Usually, you will wait until the battery is fully charged before turning off the fire. By the time everyone needs to replace the car battery, basically this car has been in operation for four or five years. At this time, everyone's attitude towards cars has changed, and there is no previous love, but cars as a tool have been completely overused. For example, I usually listen to music in the car, charge my mobile phone, and then pull out the key when I get off the bus, regardless of whether the battery in the car is dead or not. Therefore, in this case, the batteries of new cars will basically last for a long time, thus leaving a more lasting impression on everyone.
After reading the above explanation, do the friends have an answer in their hearts? If everyone's car has been replaced with batteries and feels that it is not durable, you may wish to judge which of the above situations you are.
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