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A chilling joke.

A chilling joke.

1. The cannibal chief came to China and praised China's mahjong.

The village chief wiped her mouth and said? This is so interesting! The only regret is that you can only eat at home. If I can eat at home and across the street, I will eat more. ?

A man bought a pair of shoes, but they were too small. The man thought of a way, took out a knife and cut off his feet bit by bit, trying to make his feet fit for shoes.

Later, he became an excellent pedicure master.

Guan Zhong followed Qi Huangong in his crusade against small countries and got lost on the way.

Guan zhong said:? You can find your way with an old horse. ?

So let go of the old horse and go forward, and everyone followed.

Later, the old horse took everyone to Sai Weng's home.

It is said that Master Simon followed Jinlian to Deli's house, bolted the doors and windows, and threw Jinlian on the bed. . .

Lotus Chen way:? Officer, my Dalang will be back soon. ?

Master Simon is full of confidence: Honey, don't worry. I will be quick. ?

5. Q: Will Donnie Yen be with Chiu Man-Cheuk?

A: No, because Jet Li was the first to refuse.

Q: Isn't there Jackie Chan in Jet Li?

A: Jackie Chan is from Bruce Lee.

Q: Oh, I always thought Bruce Lee belonged to Ip Man.

SB, is IP Man from Xiong Dailin?

6. One day, the dried fruits at home were chatting.

Chestnut and new hazelnut talked about a very melancholy topic. Hazel suddenly found the walnut beside him grinning all the time and asked, What's wrong with it?

Chestnut said: Leave him alone! His head was caught in the door yesterday.

7. Does the child yell at the valley? Hello? There are bursts from all directions? Hello? .

The child was surprised: Who are you?

Valley: Who are you?

Child: Tell me!

Valley: Tell me!

The child was angry and took a deep breath: steamed mutton, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer's tail, roast duck, roast chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauced chicken and bacon?

Gu: Steamed mutton, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer's tail, roasted duck and roasted flowers? Burn flowers? What's behind?

One day the police station called, and the man on the phone shouted for help, and then the phone was cut off.

When Pol.ice called again, it stopped, so Pol.ice charged 20 yuan in a hurry. When he called again, the man sighed and said, OK! ?

9. An expert talks about how to tell a truly successful person from the surface: 1, don't drive by yourself; 2. No business card; 3, clothes have no logo4. There is no community name, only the house number; 5, often in the suburbs; There is almost no cash in the bag.

A farmer interrupted him excitedly and said, Our village is full of such people! ?

10, a woman drove too fast and passed by Pol.ice, who caught up with her and said to the woman with a smile. As soon as you flashed behind me, I knew there were at least 60! ?

The woman said, I'm not that old. I must wear this hat today. ?

1 1, Cao Cao's army was under siege, and Yu Liang's allied soldiers decided to burn Chibi, and reported the plan to Sun Quan.

Sun Quan sighed: It's a good idea to burn 800,000 Cao Jun, but where can I find so much donkey meat?

12, national employers:

All the graduating students were sentenced to four years in prison for committing the college entrance examination, and now they are released at the end of their studies. Please accept all units.

13, q: I drank too much pie and threw up all over me. Turns out to be pizza. Who is bad enough to get drunk?

Answer: eggs, because eggs fill cakes. ?

14. Every time I am frustrated, I go to watch the video of Liu Xiang hurdling, and then tell myself, look, there is nothing to pass; Or search the photos of Yang Mi again, and then stare at her breasts and say to yourself, Look, it's no big deal.

One day, a girl asked a boy:? What is the relationship between the devil, hell and heaven?

The boy said:? The devil is between my legs, and hell is between your legs. Put the devil in hell and we can go to heaven at the same time. ?

16, Tan? Find the ex-girlfriend who abandoned him, ask her why she broke up with him and then talk to Tan (? +? ) together? What's the difference between me and him? ! ?

His ex-girlfriend smiled contemptuously and said, Because he has more pies than you. ?

I have a fox. He is a vegetarian and only likes fruit. Later, he became a civet cat. Later, it likes to eat pancakes. Then, it became a pancake civet cat.

18、? Honey, I don't want others to see my double chin, and I don't want to lose weight. What should I do? Can only grow a beard! ?

19, White Snake asks Xu Xian:? Why are you so affectionate to me?

Xu Xian said? The kiss from Qingqing touched my heart ... Well, what's wrong?

20. What does Emperor Ama hate most?

A: Winter and summer vacations. Because every winter and summer vacation, he is asked once if he still remembers Xia Yuhe by Daming Lake.

2 1, a super typhoon formed at sea, and everywhere it went, it was covered with storms. These tons of seawater are wrapped in fish, shrimp and shellfish, like a ferocious monster, whistling and rushing to land.

Arriving at the shore, I saw the typhoon hesitate, tried several times, but retreated to the sea repeatedly.

At this time, I only heard a sentence in the eye of the wind:? Shit! Forgot your password! ?

In order to save ChristianRandPhillips from the palace, Swallow and others lied that she had turned into a butterfly and flew away. When Gan Long learned the truth, he was furious and expelled everyone from the palace.

Yongqi, who should have inherited the throne, lived in Dali, and the throne was passed on to Yan Yong, who was mediocre in qualification. Since then, the Qing dynasty has turned from prosperity to decline. This is the butterfly effect.

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