Tell a joke.

1. My son saw a lot of delicious food in TV advertisements and said to me, "Dad, I want to enter the TV station."

Me: "What are you going to do?"

Son: "I'll go in and get something delicious."

Me: "OK, then you go in."

The son said weakly, "I dare not go in."

I asked strangely, "Why?"

The son replied, "I went in." If you want to transfer in, I can't get out. "

2. Today, a friend came home to play and bought two big watermelons.

My son wants to eat, but he is embarrassed to say. He turned around twice and asked me, mom, is this watermelon for viewing?

3. In the primary school history class, the teacher asked Xiaohua, "Do you know how many dynasties there were in China after the Sui Dynasty? Which ones? "

Xiaohua blushed and said, "I. . I have no idea. "

Teacher: "Then you should remember that there are five, namely Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing. Do you understand? "

Xiaohua said happily, "I see, sweet and sour monosodium glutamate, right, teacher?"

A pair of parents want to give their son a training class. The father said, "Give his son a Go lesson to develop his intelligence."

Mother said, "Giving my son a judo class can not only exercise but also defend himself."

Mom and dad disagreed, quarreled and finally got into a fight.

The son heard the noise and came to the living room, when the mother was pushing his father to the ground.

Seeing this, the son said helplessly, "I think it's better to learn judo, at least it won't hurt like dad."

5. Tell children about Journey to the West: the Monkey King hit the monster with a stick, and the monster returned to its original shape. .......

The child hurriedly shouted: Why don't you call back to the square? !

6. In the first grade of primary school, I like to eat snacks, and my pocket money is ten cents a day, which is far from enough.

One day, I saw a classmate's fifty cents fall out of his trouser pocket, so I approached his classmate and said to him, you run first and I'll catch up with you.

Then the classmates ran in front, and I chased after them, chasing and chasing. Why didn't you lose the money?