Advanced jokes, advanced jokes, short sentences

1, don't talk to me, I'm a neat freak.

2, don't be hypocritical with me, I'm too lazy to perfunctory.

Your face is longer than your pelvis.

When mosquitoes bite your face, they will want to commit suicide.

5, love at first sight, the clock is not love, but face.

6, you are not smart, but also learn from others!

7. You are really creative and have the courage to live!

8. Sorry, I don't know the language of animals.

9. Everything is going up in price, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

10, your appearance has broken through the limits of human imagination.

1 1. You look very creative and live with courage.

12, don't compare, don't compare, don't be angry with animals.

13, ugliness is not your intention, but God's temper.

14, you are like a pug with food.

15, you are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

16, don't you just rely on the support of the Animal Protection Association?

17, don't say you have nothing, aren't you still sick?

18, I fanned you against the wall and couldn't button it.

19, I am not your grandfather, so don't pretend to be a grandson here.

20, IQ is not enough, like to use face makeup.

2 1, I heard that you are very rich, and you recognize Erlang as your master.

22. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

23. After which noble family, your father is Marshal Tian Peng!

I don't hate you anymore, because I don't want to remember you anymore.

25, the brain is fine, there are many things to decorate, and there is no water at all.

26, listen to my advice, it doesn't matter if your brain is empty, just don't enter the water.

27, you haven't fully evolved, it's really hard for you to be like a person.

28, don't think that you look rare, we should be rare.

29, the villain has no knots, abandoning the roots and chasing the tail. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.

30. Time is a butcher's knife, but you are too ugly to start.

3 1, look behind, turn your head and scare away millions of lions.

32. Continue to pretend that you don't care, so cover up everything with a smile.

Although you are not a coward, you are his ancestor.

34. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

If you think you have enough strength to play with me, I don't mind playing with you to the end

36. The brain is a commodity. I hope you don't use it as an ornament.

37. Know me through other people's mouths. Is your head used to increase height?

Don't swear everywhere with such a disgusting face on your back every day.

39. The disgusting mother cried in disgust. Why? Because it's disgusting

40. I am not a fortune teller in the square. I can't say so much as you like.

4 1, see your mouth is not very big, how many plates have been cut off.

42. It's no use being handsome. You can swipe your card with that face after spending.

43. If eating fish can nourish your brain, you should eat at least one whale.

44. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.

45. I don't understand that if the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue won't.

46. All the stupid words in the world exist to show your IQ.

47. I don't like competition, because I always feel that all I can take away is rubbish.

48. I suggest you stay at home. Pets are not allowed to run around in the street.

49. At that time, I made a computer desktop with your photo. I cann't believe I got a computer virus!

I won't know you until I do something good in my life. Even throwing it in the sun is not environmentally friendly.

5 1, your own blx has just broken all over the floor and pricked the feet of passers-by.

52. I have a crush on you, and I have completely lost my mind. Now I finally shake dry.

When I hold you, you are a cup. When I let you go, you are just a piece of glass.

Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?

55. Birds of a feather flock together, but I've never seen one that attracts dogs like you.

Although you are wearing perfume, I can still vaguely smell the scum.

57. Get a haircut and change your hairstyle. This is the best way to look at your face.

58. Give you sunshine and you will be brilliant; Give you a flood, and you will be flooded; Give you shit, and you'll have food.

59, others want to fly a plane into Gemini, and you happen to have the same strength as skydiving.

60. Don't pretend to be happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

6 1, with your understanding, you may not understand what I explained. So, you keep slim.

62. I am not arrogant, nor am I fooling around. I'm just tired of people who may lose their dependence at any time.

63. I would rather live alone than let some hypocritical people stick around me and watch me suffer.

64. Your face is like a spinning glass plate in a hotel. You know, the radius of your face is more than1m.

65. You have countless spare tires, and your feelings remain unchanged, not because you are charming, but because you are cheap and versatile.

66. Missing someone is like drinking a glass of cold water and then shedding tears.

67. Getting rid of your stupidity is a scientific research achievement. After success, I can transfer to Chinese Academy of Sciences immediately!

68. People are mean to life, pigs are mean to a knife, living wastes air, dying wastes land and wasting RMB at home.

69. It is not your fault that you are mentally retarded. It is your fault that you often ask some mentally retarded questions to lower the IQ of others.

70. Don't treat my goodness as the capital that you push your luck. Put away your hypocritical face and give it to those in need!

7 1, God is fair, giving you an ugly appearance will definitely make your IQ low, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.

72. Some people always think that they are between Bull A and Bull C, but in fact they don't know that they are between Stupid A and Stupid C. ..

It's not your fault that you are ugly. I know, it's really shameless. I can't save you. Can you change some new stalks? Oh, my God.

74. Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, I am stupid to quarrel with a pig.

75. You don't have to worry about the gap between my photo and myself, whether fat or thin, tall or short, you know I won't live with you in the future.

76. Some people are simply a four. Except for two or two, minus two or two is really two plus two, minus one two plus one two, which is twice as much as two.

77. I don't know why you always don't think with that thing around your neck. What can you do besides setting off how beautiful the world is?