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Camel goat milk sketch advertising language

Xiaoer: Camel goat milk has good resistance. A bottle of goat milk is a kind of love.

Song Wu: Why hasn't my goat's milk come yet?

Shopkeeper: Camel goat milk comes from King Kong. After 27 layers of filtration, it feels like a thick silk. It contains no phosphorus or copper, is pure green, and is naturally pollution-free. (The shopkeeper sneezes later) It is rich in vitamin ABCDEFG XYZ, which is essential for human body. Shake it before drinking (shake it all over Song Wu).

Song Wu: Fighting Milk in Camel Goat Milk

Shopkeeper: How does it taste?

Song Wu: It's delicious. We tigers run outside every day and drink camel's milk in the sun, which really reminds me of our faces. I'm going home to see my brother. I don't know what to bring.

Shopkeeper: A man or a woman? Is my brother a woman? I am sweating. )

Song Wu: Male.

Shopkeeper: How old are you?

Song Wu: He is over 40 years old.

Shopkeeper: Send camel goat milk.

Song Wu: Is it useful?

Shopkeeper: Who knows who uses it?

Song Wu: Most people won't tell him.