Humorous sentences with unpalatable food

1. Others cook is life, and I cook is survival.

2. Bake happiness, let the breath of happiness overflow, stir up wishful thinking, let the beautiful smell float away, and let the happy meals fill the dining table of life.

I am serious about cooking. It tastes terrible. I was born.

As soon as the lid was lifted, I saw the cooked white rabbit steamed bread fat, as if smiling at me. I picked up the dough, put a small piece of meat on it, and then squeezed it left and right, and a wonton was "born" in my hand. I firmly grasped the fish head with my left hand.

As soon as the lid was lifted, I saw the cooked white rabbit steamed bread fat, as if smiling at me. I picked up the dough, put a small piece of meat on it, and then squeezed it left and right, and a wonton was "born" in my hand. I held the fish head tightly in my left hand, cut open the fish belly with a knife in my right hand, then reached in and pulled out a pile of fish intestines and the like. He stood at the mouth of the stove, held his face in his hands and began to throw debris. "Wow," snowflakes generally fell into the boiling water. She held a thick stack of wonton skin in the palm of her left hand, and picked a little stuffing with chopsticks in her right hand, wrapped it in the skin, and somehow rolled around, which was wonton erosion. I saw sesame seeds on the baked wheat cake as dense as stars in the sky, and the baked wheat cake in Huang Jingjing was like a layer of gold, which made people drool. There was only a sound of "sand" and the eggs quickly appeared in the oil pan. Its edge is like lace on a little girl's skirt! I looked at the shiny rice grains I found in Taotao. How I like it! Mom will use it to cook porridge in the future. I think it will be sweeter in my mouth. The steamed bread steamed by my father is as white as snow, like a ball of cotton. The rice cooked by my mother is as white as jade, shiny and shiny, and every grain is a grain. I watched it twice, and the third time I heard a noise, so I quickly opened the lid and a smell came to my nose. I saw a full jiaozi floating on the water, just like a boat floating on the lake.

6. If you think that eating is the whole life of eating goods, it is wrong, and ... sleep!

7. When I saw a pair of pants while shopping, I said to my mother, "I want to buy these pants." Mom immediately handed the wallet to dad, spread out her hand and said, "I didn't take it out." I asked my father for help at once. My father nodded, handed my wallet to my mother, spread out his hand and said, "What a coincidence, I didn't bring it either.

8. Really eat food, dare to face the thick thighs and dare to challenge the bulging abdomen.

9. Delicious food Delicious food is nothing more than cooking in front of you. ...

10. My mother won't let me go to New Oriental, saying that she cooks with an excavator better than me.

1 1. What is the concept of eating goods? Eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't.

12. Delicious food is nothing more than cooking in front of you. ...

13. I have a dream that one day, all hotels in the world will be free …

14. I admit, I am the kind of person who forgets the weight loss club as soon as I have something to eat; After dinner, it's time to stand on the weighing scale and say, well, it's time to lose weight; When I was photographed shouting the slogan of losing weight, my heart was very dark.

15. above people, treat people as people; Under people, treat yourself as a person.

16. Take eating as the highest level, and you can not smoke, drink or wear famous brands. And it tastes delicious. As long as you want to eat, you will try your best to eat.

17. My mother won't let me go to New Oriental, saying that she cooks with an excavator better than me.

18. There are thousands of streets in the world, among which the bravest are the best cooks. He is not afraid of knives, mountains or the sea. He tastes all the ups and downs, regardless of sweating, and wants to send his guests out with delicious food. The great career of chefs,1World Chef's Day on February 20th, I wish chefs all over the world the courage to break through the world.

19. Eating is a kind of courage and a kind of belief.