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A paragraph describing the appearance of a character, 300 words.
Paragraph 1 describes the appearance of characters.
1. She glanced at his hazy silhouette from time to time and felt that there was nothing wrong with the curve from hair, forehead, nose and mouth to neck and chest, which contained beautiful images. At the same time, his breathing was even and slightly rapid, which she heard and smelled; A slight numbness spreads all over the body, and the sense of smell is unusually fast, but I can't describe it as similar to any flower or fragrance. She was intoxicated and looked at him more greedily; If it weren't for the dim starlight, he would see the passionate flame burning in her flashing black eyes. ? She recalled that, first of all, she felt a secret joy, just like a poor man who secretly checked his rich savings. But after chewing, although the aftertaste is sweet, it can't be satisfied; An unknown force made her taste fresher and sweeter. At this moment, the lightning flashed in my mind, which was the idea of buying a boat and returning to China.
My favorite classmate is Geng Hao, a handsome boy. Look! He is not tall, but he looks strong. His arms and legs are like ripe corn cobs. He likes wearing a coat without buttons. Listen to him: it will make him look more powerful. Geng Hao's head is round, his red face is round, and coincidentally, his shiny black eyes are round. I like his smile best. When he laughed, his black eyes turned into two crescent moons. His little red mouth likes telling jokes. His jokes always make us laugh until the end, and then the curved crescent moon appears again.
Her youthful energy, innocent eyes and expression made him very happy. Even the skirt she wore was particularly beautiful in his eyes, and the simple and innocent charm was exciting. Although she is naive, at the same time, he thinks she is smart and well-educated, which doesn't match her age. He can talk to her about literature, art, and any other topic, and he can also complain about life and people to her, even though sometimes in this serious conversation, she will burst out laughing for no reason, or simply run back to the house. Like all the girls in C City, she has read many books. This is particularly satisfying for Startsev. Every time he excitedly asked her what books she had read recently. When she began to speak, he was simply fascinated.
4. Wear it on your head, jade inlaid with silver; A thousand hammers shake. Two dragons are playing in the water, lined with round beads. The crimson head and double tassels are divided up and down. Wearing them can help the hero summon up courage and win the glory of the past. The surface looks like a silver basin. Eyes are like stars, ears have wheels, the heaven is full, the ground is lined, teeth are broken, jade lips are red. Ankylosaurus scales hung on the body, winding left and right, adding luster and coldness. Eye protection, moon wheel, not afraid of guns, not afraid of sticks, knives and arrows will not hurt you. Suro robe, lined with armor, neither too long nor too short. Women cut the needles of a skillful craftsman, and the skillful craftsman makes great efforts. Panlong Feng Fei embroidered Kirin. Riding on a horse and racing with a dragon, if you look closely, there is not a hair. It is too slow to walk thousands of miles a day. It screams and growls like a dragon. Holding, bright silver gun, bright and bright, heavy and heavy. The python shook its head and felt cold all over. The plain tassel pendulum at the mouth of the vat is stored in five steel hooks and nowhere to be found. The general will use it to protect the monarch. A piece of jade, a man and a horse, rises from Lv Yun like a flat ground.
5. This is a girl in her early twenties, with a round face, red eyebrows and rough and warm eyes in her slender eyes; Always laugh before you speak, and language is also smiling, just like singing. When walking, she puts her weight on her toes, always like jumping and flying. You can see at first sight that she is a pure and happy girl. Strangely, her simple dress is not commensurate with her personality, and it is also very different from those diaosi girls who love beauty: blue cotton-padded jacket, black tweed coat, grass-green trousers, white scarf around her neck and black wool with braids.
The classroom stopped talking as soon as the invigilator came in. He has a high nose, bright eyes embedded under long black eyebrows and a thick beard under his nose, which makes people know that he is a strict invigilator. He glanced at the classroom and then began to speak: classmates, it's time for you to report your primary school results to your motherland. Do the problem carefully, and don't be careless at all. After receiving the test paper, you should read the questions clearly, don't look around, whisper to each other, answer the questions carefully and strive for good results in the exam.
7. My father is a humorous person. Dad is short and thin, with white skin and black hair, that big wavy hairstyle and curly hair. Anyone who sees it will think that he was permed in a barber shop. His colleagues say that he is a fallen Christian, and I think so. Artist, a famous binding artist in five provinces of Central and South China. His solo exhibition was well received by many celebrities. He is also a funny man, especially fond of joking. I don't know if all artists are humorous, but I think my father is full of humorous cells. No matter how busy and tired he was at work, as soon as he entered the house, to be exact, he said that as soon as he saw me, he immediately smiled and I danced with him.
8. Sweet and chubby, about three years old. A small face, red and round inside. A big head, a pinch of black hair hanging down, covered the broad forehead. There are watery eyes under those two pale short eyebrows. Ah, what lively eyes, as if talking, but also reveal a trace of naughty expression! There is a slightly upturned nose and two red lips under those beautiful eyes. There is also a small bib beside him, and a blooming peony flower is rusted on the bib. Dundun's little hand holds a watermelon with a green skin and a red pulp.
9. This is an excellent woman, and everyone affectionately calls her Mrs. Caroline. What surprised him the first time was her beautiful white hair, which was simply the crown of white hair; That hair has a special effect on the forehead of this young woman who is only thirty-six years old. Since the age of 25, her hair has turned white. Her eyebrows are always dark and thick, and surrounded by a mink collar, her face keeps a youthful and strange lively look. She was never a beauty. Her chin and nose are too thick and her chin is wide, but her thick lips show a wonderful kind attitude. And this neat white hair, the white light shining from this silky fine hair, really makes her slightly strict appearance appear gentle, makes her smile with the charm of an old grandmother, and makes her have the magic and anger of a beautiful lover. She is tall, strong, sincere and noble.
10. Mr. Du looks only 30 years old, with a pair of black wide-brimmed glasses on his serious rectangular face and two small eyes shining behind them; Two corners of the mouth are always closed, and they don't like to talk at ordinary times. As far as I can remember, he seems to be wearing only a semi-old blue dress, and his sleeves are always pulled. Whenever class is over, he puts the book under his arm, puts the remaining half piece of chalk in his pocket, lowers his head, and slowly walks to his office step by step like a footprint. However, in class, he seems to be a different person. He said a lot in class and read the text aloud. Sometimes his face glows with excitement. He strode to the front of the platform and waved his arms. The students were attracted by him and looked at him with wide eyes.
1 1. There is such a little boy in our class. He is not tall, his body is like a small tree, and his limbs are like fresh shoots. His thin body bears a big head, which really worries people whether his weak body can hold on. His face is very white, and the most striking thing is his big watery eyes, which are wide and round. Sometimes it really reminds people of the Monkey King's critical eyes in The Journey to the West. People say: the eyes are the windows to the soul. His big head is full of rich knowledge, which is enviable. He also has a clever little mouth, red, and sings a beautiful song! Do you know him? Want to know who he is? He is Wang Yuxi from our class.
12. In the dim light, I found that the light in the room was still on. Dad's thin figure is lying on the table ordering food. Ah! Dad works so late again. It was stuffy and hot, and my whole body was soaked with sweat. I jumped out of bed gently, went to get wool to wipe my sweat, and also wiped my father's sweat. When I looked closer, I saw that his face and back were soaked with beads of sweat, his undershirt was soaked, and several mosquitoes stung his father's shoulder to suck blood. I quickly slapped him and scared my dad. I handed the towel to my father, who casually wiped it and went back to work. When I went to bed again, I only heard the clock strike 12.
13. She is very handsome and always gives people a clean and pure feeling. A black hair is smooth and refreshing, and a neat ponytail always exudes beautiful luster and always dances in the bright sunshine. Her fair skin is as white, delicate and flawless as jade, just like a woman in a boudoir, which is somewhat incompatible with her lively and active personality. Under her thick bangs, there are a pair of bright pupils as bright as black gems, as deep as the vast starry sky, and bright eyes can always make her instantly recognized in the crowd. Under the slightly tilted bridge of the nose is a moist mouth of Zhang Ying, as pink and light as cherry blossom petals. However, it is always difficult to close this small mouth that is born without embryos? She is such a healthy, cheerful, comely and lively girl.
14. I suddenly noticed that there were wrinkles like water ripples on my mother's smooth forehead, which were reflected one by one. One, two, three, I have counted several. I don't like wrinkles, and I can't wait to grind them hard on her forehead with my hands to describe the traces of years left on my mother's forehead. Wrinkles have been erased. When mom frowned and lost in thought? She put down her wool and sat blankly. I think my mother is depressed, especially when my father is away. She often does. The crow's feet around her eyes are clearly visible. These wrinkles attest to her diligence and greatness.
15. My cousin Mingming is five years old and has been living with me. He is smart, naughty and naive, chubby, with a round head and a flat head, and his big black eyes are always flickering, as if he were magical about everything. That slip of the tongue always likes to ask some childish questions, sometimes it's too strange for others to answer. He always giggles when he is happy, and at the same time there are two small dimples on his mouth. Similarly, it is difficult for him to cry! However, on his face, dimples are always more than tears.
16. The shadow of the upper body just falls on the newspaper. She frowned and turned to collect light. Her face tilted in the past, and Ru Liang was suddenly taken aback. Her silhouette is the only silhouette he has drawn since childhood, and it can't be wrong, from forehead to chin. No wonder he felt a little familiar when he saw this Russian woman when he signed up. He never imagined that what he painted turned out to be the silhouette of a woman, and it was a beautiful woman. The distance between the nose and mouth is too short, which is said to be a symbol of short life. Ru Liang never considered the loveliness of short-lived women, but he intuitively felt that there was an immature beauty when people were short. Her hair is too yellow and needs some sunshine to keep it pure, just like the golden color in the Madonna.
17. I will draw a picture of my father. Dad wears black-rimmed glasses on his nose. He teaches geography at school, and this pair of glasses helps him see China and the whole world. He also teaches history, and this pair of glasses helps him to see the historical figures in the book, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, and understand the ever-changing historical facts. Dad's glasses are really binoculars! When I painted my father's eyes, I drew a pair of big black eye frames and drew many circles on the lenses. Dad's nose can withstand the telescope, but it is not very smart. That time, he stewed meat at home, sat the pot on the stove, and prepared for class on the table. He didn't smell the burnt meat, or I ran in from the outside and told him. Is dad's nostril small?
18. He has a melon head. When he is angry, his face is long, much like a horse. When he faces you alone, he always puts on an understanding and loving look, and at the same time keeps shaking his head, looking like a big floating lamp from a distance. His eyes, you know? It's big, dark gray and deep. That horse's face looks very uncomfortable. He likes to make eyes at everyone when he speaks. Be careful not to let it hit you, it will make you dumbfounded. His arms and legs are as thin as bamboo poles, and his clothes hang on his body like sheets. He is erratic and has a mysterious temperament, which determines that when we play all horror dramas, he wears a wig to play the female ghost.
19. Liang Hao is the only daughter of my fourth aunt. She is almost four years old this year. When I first met her, I thought the name was very interesting, so I teased her and asked her: Liang Hao? Why not call it excellent? As soon as she heard this, she raised her chubby, white and tender little hand, pursed her mouth and stared at me, pretending to have suffered. I want to hit you! ? Everyone couldn't help laughing at her angry antics. Liang Hao is very cute. A few strands of yellow hair were attached to her high forehead at random. When it is hot, it is like two firecrackers twisted into a braid. Deep eye socket, long eyelashes, a pair of big watery eyes, very arrogant. When they laugh, they narrow into a crack, and when they lose their temper, they stare like balls.
20. Little Haiyan, how lovely this five-year-old girl is! She has a doll's head up to her ears. She looks beautiful in flowered trousers and a coat! When you speak, your eyes twinkle like a pair of bright and beautiful pearls. You have to ask her: Did you have a good time in kindergarten? She dragged a long child's voice: Quick? At the scene, the teacher taught us to sing, dance and recite poems. She tells stories, hey! How tempting! What? Little frog at the bottom of the well? Ah, what? Little bees and big black bears? Ah, it's really colorful. Sometimes she blinked her big eyes with long eyelashes, and sometimes she made naive movements. As long as I hear her telling stories, I can't bear to leave?
The second paragraph describing the appearance of the character
1. Little sister is five years old and looks very beautiful! What a small face like a blooming rose. Big eyes like autumn water, as if there are many small question marks hidden inside. Her little red mouth, slightly upturned, looks like a crescent moon, as if smiling all the time. Five shallow nests are embedded in those little hands like onions. She still has a ponytail tied high behind her head. Alas, it is beyond description. No matter who sees it, they all say, look at this little girl, how beautiful she is! ?
My sister is eighteen or nineteen. Because of running and anxiety, sweat oozed from the round face, like a ripe apple stained with dew. Her eyes are as bright as black gems, shining with intelligence, cleverness, liveliness and perseverance; Exposing long eyelashes, like the dense forest next to Bihu Lake, gives people a deep and mysterious feeling. Long black hair, that is, soft and slender, floats behind the head with the river wind.
3. My grandfather is a farmer. I like him very much. Counting the wrinkles on his forehead is like a stream. I prefer his dry and rough hands like pine bark to touch my smooth head. Usually grandpa is silent and only knows how to work. He is hardworking and simple, and he has been farming all his life. In the cold and hot summer, in the storm, he always gets up at dawn and works, and comes back with dirt when the sun goes down. Grandpa worked hard to raise five children. As long as I can remember, I seldom heard him say a few words, but when I was happy, I just smiled when I saw my little grandson.
4. Eighteen or nineteen years old, neither tall nor short, neither fat nor thin, with hair dyed like ink, tall and curly. Zhui Er is wearing a silk coat from pale pinkish purple and a bagong skirt from pale pinkish purple. She is also wearing a white embroidery around the skirt, covered with white gauze and embroidered shoes from pale pinkish purple. The melon-shaped face, wide at the top and narrow at the bottom, looks like a peach blossom in March, with eyebrows and almond eyes, and a small mouth stuffed with cherries. The walkway is like a willow swaying in the wind. It's really beautiful and charming, with 10 thousand romantic feelings.
When he looked back at her, she looked back. Her gray eyes, black and shining under thick eyelashes, stared at his face kindly and intently, as if to recognize him, and then immediately turned to the passing crowd, as if looking for someone. In that brief glance, Volynski noticed the pent-up anger on his face, which was revealed from her bright eyes and slight smile at the corners of her mouth. It seems that there is an excess of energy in her whole heart, which goes against her will, sometimes in the flash in her eyes, sometimes in her smile. She deliberately tried to hide the light in her eyes, but it flashed in a faintly recognizable smile against her will.
6. My brother Xiao Guo looks funny: he has a round head, a palm-sized hair on his forehead and two ears. He grins at everyone. In fact, he has a bad heart. He just knows how to play, so he is very kind to me. Anything he wants me to take. He grabbed the paper tiger and the fat doll made by my grandmother, and I didn't dare to touch them. If I want to write, he grabs a pencil; I eat steamed bread, but he doesn't even eat eggs, but he wants to eat steamed bread?
7. A teenager came in: wearing a purple and gold crown with jewels embedded in her hair. Mei Qi grabbed the two dragons on Zhu Qian's head, wore two-color golden butterfly red arrow sleeves, tied colorful silk flower, tied a long tassel palace sash, covered with azurite, and wore little boots with blue satin. If the face is in the mid-autumn moon, the color is like spring flowers, the sideburns are cut, the eyebrows are like ink paintings, the face is like peach petals, and the eyes are like eyes. If you laugh sometimes when you are angry, you will feel something. There is a golden wreath around her neck, and a colorful silk sash with a beautiful jade tied on it. (Baoyu)
8. Near the east window, sat a young PLA soldier. Sweat-soaked white military uniform tightly wrapped his strong and symmetrical body. His handsome face, white and reddish, shines like paint. Two black and thin eyebrows, rising strongly, will reach the top before bending and forming. A pair of eyes, dark and big, like ripe grapes, scanned the carriage full of sweat and snoring shrewdly and alertly. His right hand naturally reached under the skirt, and his sweaty palm gently held the small pistol at his waist.
9.? Expo Group Wei? This is one of my greatest hobbies. A girl of 12 years old, naughty and stubborn, with a delicate nose and a small mouth that likes to sip. Is she so cute? This is me. In a corner of the bookstore, you will meet a woman who is holding a book and looking at her with relish, smiling for a while, as if she heard the cheers of the winner; Then he frowned as if he were lost in thought when he met a problem. She, that's me, a small frequent visitor to the bookstore.
10. When I got home, I looked at my father in dismay. He is tall, broad-shouldered, wearing a faded military uniform and a pair of bright eyes embedded in his bronze face. There are already several wrinkles on the forehead. At this time, my father may find that I am looking at him, so he kindly asked: You can also contribute to Qingqing Writers Network. What are you thinking about? I said unhappily, dad, why did you go back to your hometown to farm when you were in the People's Liberation Army? People ask me what you do, but I dare not say. Dad listened to Zheng, his eyes lit up and his eyebrows suddenly picked up. He said that Lu did not have this idea, and even his father looked down on it. Without the hard work of our farmers, where would we get our rice bowls, vegetables and fruits?
1 1. My brother's eyes are highly myopic and he can't live without glasses everywhere, just like A? Blind? Just take off his glasses and he will be as obedient as a sheep in front of me. One afternoon, my brother wanted to wash his hair. He asked me to bring him some soap to drink. I proudly thought: Hum! I'll run errands for you first, and then my treat. After a while, my brother craned his neck and beat soap bubbles all over his face. As soon as I saw the time was up, I quietly took my brother's basin away. After rubbing his hair, my brother went to wash his hair and took a handful of water and an empty one. He hurried to look for it, but as soon as he opened his eyes, the soap bubbles made him burst into tears. He groped his way like a blind man, groping around, and finally picked up a towel and wiped his eyes, but his eyes were still blurred, so he went to find his glasses.
65438+ a pair of red phoenix triangle eyes, two curved willow leaves hanging from the eyebrows, slim and enchanting, pink face full of spring, red lips smell fragrant before laughing. (Sister Feng)
13. Suddenly, someone smiled behind him, Guo Jing turned away, and a boat floated out of the trees with the sound of water. I saw a woman rowing a boat at the stern, holding an oar, long hair shawl, all white, and a gold belt tied to her hair. When snow reflects, it gives off bright light. Guo Jing froze and looked at the girl dressed like a fairy. As the boat slowly approached, I saw that the woman was young, but she was fifteen or sixteen years old. Her skin was more beautiful than snow and her face was absolutely beautiful. I didn't dare to stare at her. The Legend of the Condor Heroes
14. Since then, he has trimmed his beard, which is as black as China ink stick and as short as boxwood in the park. He has a big mouth. He grinned when he was happy, and his mouth was so big that it extended from one ear root to another. I don't know why. At this time, people can understand why Bermudez always said that he had a bad stomach, indigestion and severe constipation. When he smiles, his face is wrinkled and looks like a bitter face when he has a stomachache.
15. When I was in the first grade, a strange old man came to my house. He is tall and thin, with wrinkles on his forehead and face like a knife, a pair of yellow and small worn glasses on his nose, and a black cotton-padded coat covering his heels. The coat seems to have never been washed and become shiny. Seeing him reminds me of Mr. Accountant in those small shops in the movie. I hid behind my father and watched him secretly. Dad was talking to him, as if he suddenly remembered something. He pulled me to Mr. Accountant with a big smile on his face and asked me to call him Mr. Accountant. I got up the courage to call touts gently and quickly hid behind my father.
16. When my cousin first came, she wore a plaid shirt, some patches and a pair of white sandals stained with soil. She dare not speak loudly when she walks. We all call her rustic. But now, we dare not say cousin. Look at her wearing a beautiful coat, a pair of tight jeans, a pair of shiny high heels, a shiny gold necklace around her neck and long black hair over her shoulders. She looks dashing. Talking and laughing at home is like living in honey.
17. The major is old, tall and powerful, with rough facial features and a rock-like appearance. However, his enemies found a way to shake him. At the moment, his face is as pale as a dead body, which is more terrible than a dead body. His broad forehead tightened painfully, his eyebrows twisted into a gray straight line, his eyes were bloodshot and wild, and his trembling lips were covered with white saliva, shaking with excitement. Even in the overwhelming humiliation, he tried to calm himself down.
18. But his face is yellow and he has small round eyes. Bean worm eyebrows, garlic nose, thin mouth, mantis neck, narrow shoulders. He is only seventeen or eighteen. Wearing a ponytail breathable towel, fish scales are buckled upside down to pull a thousand waves, a gold trowel is used to fight the treasure, and a green velvet ball is beside the temples. Wearing a small green satin coat, I went to the countryside to squeeze chrysanthemums. Thirteen Taibao buttoned his nose and wore a blue ribbon around his waist: a bow was tied and a dragon and a tiger were drooping. Wearing a blue crepe hem and tight pants in the crotch. Blue cloth socks, put on two horses' manes, wrap your legs with green silk and snap your fingers. A pair of fish-scale satin-pointed shoes on the feet, covered with a thin layer of deerskin under a thousand layers, landed silently; Jumping over the ridge and climbing over the eaves is a must.
19. Xiao Changchun is about 30 years old, of medium build, wearing a pair of blue cloth slacks and a wide belt around his waist; The upper body is bare, muscular, with prominent shoulders and arms; Several red marks were tied to his shoulders by thick hemp ropes, which added to his strong spirit; No hair, stubble is thick and black; On the round face, under the broad and heavy eyebrows, a pair of shrewd and deep eyes flashed; Especially when he spoke, his mouth was full of white teeth, which attracted the whole line of sight. He is a strong and handsome farmer.
20. My father is the first mate of the merchant ship of ocean shipping company. He is very tall, his yellowish hair is naturally curly, his white square face is embedded with a pair of smart eyes, and his nose is particularly big under his high nose. When I was a child, I often looked at his nostrils and asked, Dad, why are your nostrils so big? He always answers with a smile; Choose a horse with a big nose, because a horse with a big nose runs fast. Dad was a sprint champion at school when he was a child. Ask your mother. At this time, my mother and I will look at his big nostrils and laugh.
2 1. I saw that the man was absolutely handsome, finely carved, with distinct facial features and an angular face. The appearance seems bohemian and informal, but the nudity inadvertently revealed in the eyes can not be underestimated. A thick black hair, but a pair of slender peach eyes under a pair of knife-shaped eyebrows, full of affection, makes people careless?
22. I saw that man is absolutely beautiful, with a sculptural face and angular face. The appearance seems bohemian and informal, but the nudity inadvertently revealed in the eyes can not be underestimated. A thick black hair, but a pair of slender peach eyes under a pair of knife-shaped eyebrows, full of affection, people will fall into it if they are not careful. With a high nose and a red lip of moderate thickness, she has a dazzling smile at the moment.
23. The old man's eyebrows and beard are gray. But the face is still purple and looks radiant. He is wearing a brand-new blue cotton-padded jacket and trousers and a white towel on his head. The old man squatted on the ground and smoked happily.
This is a young man in his thirties. Wearing a military coat and high boots. Tall, square face, very burly. There is a mole on the chin, and those eyes are shining in the dark, which makes people feel rough and smart.
25. The old man wears a broken straw hat on his head, and his hair exposed outside the brim is gray. There is a coat that is neither gray nor yellow on the shoulder. The whole back, dark and shiny, seems to be coated with oil. The following trouser legs rolled over the knees, and the furry calves were covered with countless large and small tendons and bumps, which were connected in series by towering blood vessels. I have no shoes on my feet. I'm afraid the old skin on my feet is a finger thick. With a pipe tobacco pouch tied to the waist and a pipe tobacco pouch tied to the ass, it swings like a pendulum.
26. A smiling face, even two thick eyebrows, has soft ripples, as if smiling all the time, curved like a bright first quarter moon in the night sky. White skin sets off pale pink lips, handsome and prominent facial features, perfect face shape, especially the dazzling diamond earrings on his left ear, which adds a bit of unruly sunshine?
27. A 17-year-old girl, with a black head spread behind her like ink, hung a bunch of small hair with purple lace thread, a small plaid lace dress on the red shirt, a beautiful bracelet on her white wrist and a silver ring without any modification on her little finger. Everything is so luxurious and exquisite, but it makes people feel that there is nothing redundant and cumbersome, as if she should dress like this. Behind the girl stood three young men of about 20 years old, all with beautiful faces and slender bodies.
28. A man with purple hair was kneeling on the ground. That is a very beautiful man with long eyebrows and a body like Yushu. The white shirt on his upper body was slightly wet, and thin sweat seeped in, which made his original excellent figure more exquisite. Long purple hair draped over a white neck is charming and moving. It is rare for a man to look like this.
29. On the thin face that is tanned, there are a pair of big double eyelid eyes that are slightly concave; Eyebrows are thin and oblique; Black with yellow hair tied into two short braids with cotton stripes; Clothes are very old; Pin a hole in the right trouser leg; I go barefoot in spring, summer and autumn. Only when I go up the mountain to collect firewood, I wear a pair of shoes for fear of pricking my feet, but I take them off as soon as I get down the mountain.
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