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A letter of apology to his wife
Letter of apology to my wife 1 Dear wife:
According to your wishes, I reflected in the study for one hour, forty-three minutes and seven seconds, drank a cup of boiled water, went to the toilet once and didn't smoke. The above facts are accurate, please check.
Attach my review report, and the improper part can be negotiated.
After three months of married life, I think my wife is gentle, virtuous, diligent and intelligent, and she is a rare good wife. As a husband, I am eccentric and frivolous, and what I have done is really debatable.
The following is my analysis of my bad behavior, please have a look at the leaders:
1。 What happened yesterday is my fault. Although the braised eggplant you made is a little salty, it is mellow and delicious, and its flaws are not hidden. I shouldn't accuse you of wasting salt. I'm so demanding and accusing, I'm totally jealous. But adding some water is ok.
2。 When you said you liked Lu Yi, I shouldn't have said I liked Liang Yongqi, which caused you to ignore me for two days. It was extremely painful. Think about it carefully, my answer is really inappropriate, because your playboy is still confined to the mainland, but I rushed to Hong Kong and Taiwan. I prefer Zhou Xun.
3。 You like watching Zheng Xiao Brothers in Korean dramas, so I shouldn't try my best to stop it. If you compare me with him, I won't protest, because the Zheng Xiao brothers didn't.
4。 Saturday's wedding, I said I have a meeting, I wonder if I can go. You have prepared two red envelopes, one is 100 and the other is 200. As a result, I didn't go, and you accidentally sent them out with the cheek. Honey, I shouldn't laugh at you. You are doing very well. If I were you, I might send them both together.
5。 Last time you bought yellow croaker, I shouldn't pretend to be a chef. As a result, you cheered when you helped cook, drooled when you smelled it, and depressed when you ate it. This is beyond your fragile mind.
6。 Do you cut your hair short and ask me if it looks good? I said it looked good and you were happy. Further verification, I said OK; If you say hello, my answer is not as good as before, which makes you sad. This is my fault. In the future, such replies will be subject to the first time.
7。 You have made many excellent friends online. Once Hongyan passed books and photos were flying all over the sky. I shouldn't have attacked you with newspaper reports. But the picture of you in a white skirt really doesn't look good. You'd better wear the one with the high collar. I'm the bodyguard next to you, and I look awesome.
8。 When I visited your nephew, you came back to discuss with me who should wash diapers. I really shouldn't pass the buck and make you angry. But honey, this task is too far away. Let's discuss who will be responsible for fertility. Who was born in their family?
9。 When you accused me of leaving my socks lying around, I shouldn't accuse you of leaving books lying around. After all, socks stink and are scholarly.
10。 When you invited Cher to McDonald's, I shouldn't have secretly kicked her under the table to make you furious, but she stepped on so many shoes of mine, why didn't you care?
1 1。 When you say that I am not as beautiful as you, I shouldn't stubbornly deny it. You're right, the evidence is conclusive, and the blind can testify.
12。 I came back from taking out the garbage downstairs, and you walked around me several times and asked me how many cigarettes I smoked. You were angry when I said one. Honey, I didn't know your nose was so sensitive. Actually, I smoked two.
You have always been an understanding girl. I hope you can forgive me and give me a chance to turn over a new leaf. For the sake of family stability and economic prosperity, by the way, a few small suggestions:
1。 Don't point to the handsome guy on TV and say that he looks like your ex-boyfriend. The first time you approached a man at close range was at the sophomore dance, and you stepped on someone's foot in a panic. Unfortunately, it was me.
2。 When shopping, don't always have whimsy, such as buying a shredder to make garlic paste. Don't you think my machine is more economical?
3。 When eating, you always think I eat less, but when taking pictures, you think I am fat. Honey, this really puts me in a dilemma.
4。 Don't give me some tricky questions, saying it's a brain teaser and confusing my logic.
5。 Don't tell me jokes when I watch a gunfight movie, and you won't laugh.
Please ask your wife about the above. Friendly reminder: There were spiders in the dormitory yesterday. If you need an escort, please contact the combined sofa in the west leisure area of the living room 1 to serve you wholeheartedly.
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Apology Letter to Wife 2 Wife:
I wonder if you will read this letter of apology! I just want to tell you: I really love you!
Start from the beginning! Love you till now! I really thought a lot! I don't know how to face my future! Actually, I dare not face it! Maybe aunt has her idea! She also wants you to have a good life! Don't go her way! The most painful thing for a woman in this life is to marry the wrong person who is not worthy of her love, or someone who is irresponsible to her family! That may be a woman's most painful dream! I know I have no money! No right! No taste! But can't the poor have love?
I believe in myself! Not because of my confidence! But I believe I can do it! Although I can't give it to you for the time being (Mercedes-Benz BMW)! But I can do it, and I will give it to you! I'll fight for what I can't give for the time being! I did it. I am sincere to you! I believe as long as you don't leave me! My efforts over the years will not be empty talk!
You are my real motivation! It's like I'm a machine and you're the gasoline that makes me run! No matter how good the car is, can you still get on the road without gasoline? I know I have many shortcomings! But I have been trying to correct myself! I will do anything for you! Maybe others will think this is the most commonly used word in a love! To put it bluntly, this is a lie!
When we are really together! You tell me: you love me! Lieb Mich! As long as I have an upward heart! No matter how difficult it is, we can face it together! Let's move! Solve it together! Remember what you said? I wonder how other men react to this sentence! All I know is that I am with you all my life! No matter what you do to me! I don't blame you! I can only blame myself for not being able to do it! Aunt's minimum standard is: you must buy a house in the county! You told me: as long as we work together! We will be able to afford our own house in three years! I'm really touched! Because I said it! You must buy a house! Why when I am ready to buy a house! You will like other men!
Four years of love! Why are you so vulnerable! Why not keep your promise! You swore to me once! I am the only man who loves me in my life! I swore to you, too You must not marry in this life!
But why did these promises disappear in just 20 days? I'm glad to recall every minute I spent with you today! Very happy! In my opinion, the happiest thing in life is to work hard and buy a house with the woman you love! Have dinner together! Go shopping together! Embrace each other and sleep!
Wife! No matter what happens to me! I only ask you to promise me a few things! Be sure to live well! In order to be happy, I must live! Take care of yourself! Remember to eat on time! Go to bed early at night! Don't work too hard!
It's time to end it! ! !
xxx
Xx year x month x day
Letter of apology to wife 3 Dear wife:
Are you still sad? I know that I have no discretion, a bad temper, and I often can't tell right from wrong. What's more, I am self-righteous. That often makes you sad, sorry!
Actually, I'm also very upset. I really don't understand what I'm doing. How can I be so unreasonable and so narrow-minded? How can I be your husband in the future? Alas! I just don't have a long memory. I forget what I said as soon as I turn my head. What a pity!
Honey, you know what? In fact, I really care about what you don't feel when you are together every day, but once I miss you, my heart is empty, and it seems that something is missing, which is particularly uncomfortable. Every time I go home, I feel a sense of loss when I sit alone in the car. Every time this time, I will think of the way you jumped up when you saw me. To tell the truth, it was ugly and stupid at that time, but it was deeply imprinted in my heart. Every time I think about it, my heart is sour and I miss you for others. I was depressed when you were away these two days, but you scolded me as soon as you saw me, making me afraid to talk to you, but I tried to tease you, but every time you were so fierce, it made my heart cold. Honey, believe me, sometimes I say something inappropriate and it will hurt you, but it's definitely not true. I just couldn't help it at the moment, so I just said it. As you know, my foul mouth can swear, so I can't say anything nice when I get angry. Alas!
We have been together for so long that we haven't written anything to you. I'm really sorry! I saw what sb wrote to you the other day, and my heart was sour. It tastes delicious! Don't blame your husband for being narrow-minded. Your husband is very stingy in this respect and usually pretends not to care. Actually. . . Alas, I'm thinking about it in my heart, just don't want to show it, pretend to be a person, hehe!
Honey, in fact, you don't know me very well, and I don't know myself very well. For a while, I felt like a psycho! In fact, what I want most is your affirmation, which just backfires. Every time you scold me and lecture me, I have no confidence at all. I know you are afraid of my pride, but many times when I need your encouragement, you often veto it in one sentence, which makes my depressed heart even more sad! Sometimes I am not complacent, just because I am happy with my wife's approval. You know, when I am happy, I can dance and look sick.
In fact, I have been confused recently, so my temper is a little unstable. Graduation is coming soon, and there are more and more things to consider in the future. But now I haven't even found a job. To tell you the truth, a month's salary is not as fast as my advertising, so I don't know what I should do in the future, but I must find a job. I want to find someone who has room for self-development, who is interested in this, for example. . You know!
Honey, I know you are the head of the fantasy school, thinking about good things every day. Hehe, in fact, I am your disciple, which is why we came together. The only difference is that you can't hide anything beautiful, and you can't help telling me that even if it's unrealistic and works anywhere on you, you will still curse. I sometimes think that nothing is more outrageous than you, so it's hard to say! Hey, hey, you are sleeping now, are you dreaming of collecting money again? Don't forget to give me half when you take it!
In fact, my wife, I remember everything I promised you, but I was thoughtless in many cases and agreed at the moment, but it could not be realized in a short time, so I broke my promise to you several times and made you happy for nothing. What a sin! In fact, the last time I talked about buying a digital camera, it was possible, but the sudden change of Dangle was unexpected, so yellow, and it has not been cashed yet. I'm really sorry! But I promise you, we'll buy it as soon as the money comes, okay?
Honey, we have been together for two years. I really wronged you! I'm not taking you out to play! I'm so hungry that you've lost more than 20 Jin. It annoys you every day, often makes you sad, sometimes loses its temper with you, and even often puts up with the incredible theory I impose on you. But you've always been with me, never giving up. From the beginning, I couldn't eat with my poor man. I know I owe you too much, and I really have nothing to repay. I can only say, thank you, wife! Thank you for your true feelings for me. Although I don't worry about anything now, I still have the internet every day and I have money every month, but my wife, I dare not forget what you have suffered along the way. Now and in the future, I will treat you well! Really!
Lazy pig, when did you get up? When you see it, send a message to your husband and tell him that you are not angry with him. Forgive him! Hey, hey, waiting for you.
Apologizer: XXX
Time: XX, XX, XX, XX
Letter of apology to wife 4, baby and wife:
Maybe the baby doesn't want to see all my things and listen to a word from my husband, but my husband really wants to tell the baby.
Tonight, I made my wife angry. I really regret it, but every time I get angry, I get carried away by anger.
Lack of patience in this regard has always been her husband's fault. Every time she admits that she cannot be forgiven, her husband often can't help himself. Every time I can't control myself, I regret it immediately. But I know it's useless to regret things, and the baby won't believe me anymore, but I still have to say that my husband really knows that he is wrong, and it's all wet.
Carelessness is also a big problem for her husband. If I had been more careful, it wouldn't have happened this time. Sometimes I seriously ignore that my wife's heart is very vulnerable. I always think with my own ideas, and I always think that this is not the case. But I overlooked that the baby's heart and mine are different, and everyone's experience is different. Different experiences have created different psychology and personality. I should put myself in the baby's shoes. There are some things that my husband thinks are small and I should understand, but in the baby's heart, I think it is very important for the baby. This is what my husband should pay attention to in the future.
I can't understand the baby's lack of confidence, which is also a big mistake of her husband. Because in the eyes of husband, wife and baby are always the best, which is true! Husband always feels that he can't compare with his wife anywhere, really. However, the wife's lack of confidence in herself makes it difficult for her husband to understand and often loses his temper in this regard. My husband was wrong. My husband doesn't think from the baby's point of view. It is precisely because the baby loves her husband deeply that this will happen. On the contrary, her husband was angry with his wife because of it. All wet!
I'm sorry, baby! A husband should never allow himself to indulge his temper. He should not only care about his feelings, but also ignore his wife's feelings, be responsible for his words and deeds, learn not to hurt each other, and learn to be tolerant. This kind of self-criticism is not only for the baby, but also for myself, so that I can always remember this day. I will read the self-criticism first in the future. Honey, I really know I was wrong. Please forgive me. Learn to face it with a peaceful mind in the future. If there are any mistakes, or mistakes, please point out that I will never ignore the baby. Baby, don't be mad at me. Please forgive me for this 1 time for our ideal baby. I promise not to make the same mistake in the future. To make up for my mistake, my wife will say 1, but I won't say 2. My wife told me to go east. I'm definitely not going west. My wife said it. I certainly can't climb. I will do whatever the baby says in the future. !
I didn't cherish the past days. I believe that in the future, I will listen to my baby, because my baby is the only one!
husband
Letter of apology to his wife's five babies (Hui):
You are the most important woman in my life and my favorite person. I think all kinds of life in the world can collide with each other, and it will always be a fate that generate has a brilliant spark. This kind of fate makes me dream of my life, and this kind of fate makes me miss my life and maintain it.
In our two months and seven days of life, I have made you angry countless times! And you forgive me again and again with that tolerant and amiable heart. But I am stubborn and opinionated. ......
Understand? I thought a lot and found that I really have too many egos, even I hate myself. A good man will not let the woman he loves be wronged! But I failed you again and again! ! ! How many things have I done so far if I promised you? I'm always suspicious, and it makes me uncomfortable to think about it. I'm sorry
The problem is that I was wrong. I made a serious mistake, an unforgivable mistake. I ignored you and your feelings, made you feel wronged and seriously violated your wife. I felt very uneasy and regretful, and decided to correct some of my verbal behaviors. Personality can't do anything that ignores the feelings of his wife and adults. So I solemnly said to my wife: I was wrong, I am sorry!
Looking back on our perfect memories, it's really not easy for us to get together. The world is so big, two people come together, it should be said that there is a great fate. Let's not let each other go easily, shall we?
My wife is always right, because you are good to me. No one knows, only my dearest baby knows my heart best.
My world is so lonely without you, baby!
Love your husband (Jing)
Xx year x month x day
A letter of apology to his wife
Honey, I'm sorry. I thought calmly for a long time. I was wrong, I know I was wrong, all wet, I know I was wrong. As soon as my brain was hot that day, I waved my hand and hit my wife. This is an unforgivable crime I committed.
I promise I won't hit my wife or break anything in the future. You should know how to be gentle and patient with your wife; You should shelter your wife from the wind and rain and give her a solid arm when she is tired. Open an umbrella for you in rainy days and erect a wall for you in windy days. When you are depressed, I should relieve your troubles. When you nag, I should be a loyal listener.
We have been together for more than 20 years. In fact, I love you from the bottom of my heart, but sometimes I don't show it, and sometimes I ignore the most important and beloved people around me.
I didn't do my duty as a husband. I should protect you. From now on, you are the star on that stage, and I am a fan standing on the street in the cold wind just to see you.
Honey, look at my actual actions!
20xx.7. 17
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