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Stranger sisters

Li Sheng had five daughters: Li Younan, Li Shengnan, Li Pannan and Li He. They all look like water onions and are five famous golden flowers in the village.

Although all five sisters are beautiful, the most beautiful of them is that all five sisters are better than men. Maybe when she was born, her family was in good condition and her mother had enough milk, so she was white and tender. When I grow up, my face is as white as a shelled egg, and my big eyes are as hairy as mascara, a few centimeters taller than the four sisters, so I choose them carefully.

My five sisters are one year apart. When I was a child, I didn't know how Li and his wife waited on them.

Seeing that the girls are getting bigger and bigger every day, the people who came to propose were pulled out again and again, and almost didn't step into the threshold of the Li family.

"alas! If only there were a boy here! Daughters are raised by others. "

Seeing her eldest daughter go out and marry her in-laws, Li felt so sad that he drank two bottles of Shanxi mature vinegar.

Although the Li sisters are good-looking, they haven't studied for a few years, and almost all of them don't study until they graduate from junior high school. In Li's words: Girl, I just know a few words in the movie. What's the use of reading so many books? I don't go to school, my sisters are at home, I plant the land, and I shovel the ground to weed.

Li forbade them to go out to work, for fear that if something happened, no one would find her husband's family in the future.

Water in the mountains nourishes people. Despite the wind and the sun, the girls are as white as flowers.

Seeing that two elder sisters are sent out one by one every year, the remaining three young ladies also go to her husband's house every day.

Li and his wife have been moping all day. When the three daughters are not at home, the couple just sigh.

As the old saying goes: Marry a daughter-in-law to earn a house full of money, and send a daughter to earn a house full of money. It's true.

"Is Uncle at home?"

On this day, a distant nephew living in the county pushed open the door of the Li family.

"Army, why are you so idle?"

Li listened to the voice and pushed the door to meet him.

"I came to Sanbaotang for nothing to introduce Pan Nan."

Li Dajun works in the county forestry bureau. Recently, a young man named Liu Qiang was transferred from his unit.

After getting along for a few days, I felt that the young man had a good personality, and I didn't know that there was no object until I asked. At that time, Li Dajun showed him a photo of Li Pannan and asked him if he was in love and could be a foreigner next month. Liu Qiang said he could look around.

Li Dajun has been in contact with Li's family. He lived in Lijiatun for more than 20 years, and then he moved to the county seat. When Li's family sent his two daughters out of the house, Li Dajun came to join in and took some photos for his sisters. In fact, he really likes that old man. He is kind and capable. Because of seniority and family, you must marry your third child as a daughter-in-law.

Although Li Dajun and Li are uncles, they are only two or three years younger than Li. When they didn't move out, they lived in the front and back yard with Li and watched these five little girls grow up.

"Old 23 this year, is the age of engagement! Hey! "

Li said and sighed hard.

"This man is really a mess! A matchmaker worried him. "

Li's daughter-in-law gave him a white look.

"Uncle, this is you are wrong. The girl is too old to stay, but she stays, just to leave her enemies. Twenty-three, not young, boss, second child, aren't they all married at the age of 22? "

Li Dajun put down a small bag of fruit in his hand and sat down on the kang. I looked around.

"I hope they are not at home?"

"I'm not going to her sister's house. The three of us went together We never leave home. We go anywhere alone. "

Li's daughter-in-law sent a plate of melon seeds to Li Dajun on the kang.

"Uncle and aunt, I introduced an iron rice bowl to the elderly and worked in our unit." My hometown is in the countryside, and I am the only boy in my family. My married parents promised to buy a house in the county, and the conditions are quite good. "

Li Dajun is telling the truth. The young man said that as long as they are in love, their parents will say anything.

"Is there really such a good thing? Can the daughter of her hometown live in a tall building? "

Before Li could speak, his wife's mouth was full of joy.

"As long as you look good, that's definitely impossible. Set a date and come to see us at home! "

Li wouldn't let her daughters remarry, so she had to agree.

"All right. Uncle, let's make it next Sunday. "

Li Dajun and Li set a date for their blind date and left. He knows that Li is a famous little pickpocket, and if he is all right, no one will want to take a bite from his family.

One week, say it slowly for seven days, and say it's almost a blink of an eye. On this day, Li's two daughters who were away from home also came back, each holding his own baby: a little boy.

Li was very happy to see his two grandchildren: anyway, these two daughters are sweet and likable at last.

"Dad, mom, three elder sister's date when can I come? I can't wait. "

The fifth man has been looking at the wall clock on the wall, and even the elder sister's children are not in the mood to hug. A few days ago, I secretly made an appointment with my best friend. I went to the county town on Sunday to see if there was any corresponding job. They decided to go out of this ravine, work outside and see the world.

"Property, why don't you go? It's not your goal anyway. "

Li Pannan felt that he was not confident in his little sister.

"That line. I walked first, anyway, if my brother-in-law can read it sooner or later, no, it's no use reading it! Ha ha ha ... "

Li Shengnan is not only the most beautiful of the five sisters, but also the most cheerful.

With these words, she touched the little faces of her nephews.

"Aunt is gone, waiting to come back and buy you something delicious."

Li Shengnan had just walked out of the gate in a hurry when a jeep crashed to her side.

"Brother Jun ..."

Li Shengnan paused, the door opened and Li Dajun got off first.

Then from the side of the cab, a handsome young man came down: he was very tall and looked about 1.75 meters. Knowing that this man must be the object of Third Sister, Li Shengnan couldn't help but stare big eyes: Wow! So handsome! Third sister, good luck!

While seeing Liu Qiang in Li Shengnan, Liu Qiang was also looking at her. He only felt that the Phoenix was hidden in the ravine, and Li Pannan looked much better than in the photo.

"The man of victory! What are you doing? "

Liu-see staring eyes is good, busy said 1.

"Ah ... I'm going to the county seat, you go in!"

Li Shengnan was stunned by Liu Qiang and blushed like a rose.

"Victory man? Isn't she Li Pannan? "

Looking at the fading back, Liu asked 1.

"Yes, this is the smallest. Didn't I tell you that there are five sisters in their family, each like a flower? I hope men are beautiful, too. I look better than photos. "

Li Dajun saw the change in Liu Qiang's eyes.

When Li Shengnan came back from the county seat, it was already past two o'clock in the afternoon.

On entering the room, the whole family's face was gloomy, and no one was happy.

"Dad, mom, what's the matter?" Third sister didn't see the date clearly? "

Li Shengnan asked her parents and looked at Third Sister.

"Don't I have to ask you?"

Li Pannan said grumpily, turned into the back room and slammed the door.

"Me? Ask me why? "

Li Shengnan suddenly understood.

"People have a crush on you, and they will make it clear when they get home!"

Old four looked at the man and whispered.

"Really? Have a crush on me? Also made it clear? "

Li Shengnan's big eyes were full of surprises. When she first saw Liu Qiang, she liked it a little. But the thought that this man might be his future brother-in-law made me lose my mind. She didn't expect this Liu Qiang to really dare to confess: I don't like my sister, I like myself!

"I tell you, property, you and anyone. Just don't be friends with this Liu Qiang. "

Li shouted to Pan Nan from the back room probe. Scared the second sister to give birth to a boy's child to cry.

"Third, if you have something to say, it will scare the children."

Li said the third sentence to his daughter-in-law and quickly patted his crying grandson.

"Why not? Does he not get along well with you? Why can't I get along? "

Li Shengnan showed no weakness.

"If you dare to get along with him, I won't stop with you!"

Li Pannan, who usually looks honest and honest, is crazy today, and his face is purple with anger.

"Freedom of marriage, you have no right to control me."

Li Shengnan was angry, too. Her face turned red and white, and tears swirled in her eyes.

"Come on, don't shout, not afraid of outsiders to hear jokes. I am not like my sister, and my sister is not like my sister. I did evil in my last life and gave birth to you girls! Goods that lose money, goods that worry. "

Li screamed a few times and the sisters suddenly lost their words.

"Wow, wow ..."

"Wow, wow, wow ..."

A boy and his two children were so scared that they cried together.

"Go for a walk, hurry home and let your ears wake up for a while."

Li has no nose and no face, so the two girls dare not say a word and go home with their children in their arms.

On the second day of the quarrel, Li Shengnan and his best friend went to a restaurant in the county as waiters. This restaurant was opened by the girl who was married by her aunt and Li jiatun. Li has no objection this time.

"Li Shengnan? Why are you here? As a waiter? "

A man's voice sounded in the noisy crowd.

"Liu ... strong ..."

Li Shengnan looked up and saw a handsome young man sitting at the table where she had just served food. She recognized him at a glance, her face turned red and her heart beat faster.

The hotel where Li Shengnan works is a well-known hotel in the county, with a large passenger flow. From the wedding banquet to the birthday banquet, it is almost full every day. On this day, a family hosted a son's graduation banquet with more than 30 seats.

"Yes, I work here."

Li Shengnan wore a waiter's suit, which was generous and fit. At Liu Qiang with a red face, he quickly pushed the serving cart to another table.

"Off work? I want to ask you out for a walk? "

One night two days later, Liu Qiang appeared in front of the hotel where Li Shengnan worked.

"Say, are you dating that Liu Qiang?"

There is no windtight wall in the world, and Liu's object made Li Pannan know. She came down to the hotel in a fit of pique, dragged her out of the hotel regardless of whether she was at work or not, and asked loudly as soon as she got out of the door.

"Li Pannan, are you crazy? This is on the street and I am still at work. "

Li Shengnan was about to collapse, thinking: The pedestrians in the whole street turned to look here. You are not ashamed, I want to be ashamed!

"Are you afraid of shame? Aren't you ashamed of stealing your sister's boyfriend? "

Li Pannan asserted that Liu Qiang was robbed by Li Shengnan.

"I didn't. Are you out of your mind? I was not at home the day you saw my date. I took a picture at the door. "

Li Shengnan is full of discontent.

"I don't care. If you want to see someone else, just wait for my body!"

Seeing that there were more and more onlookers, Li Pannan put this sentence down and left.

"That what person, why don't you let me with him? I'm just waiting to see if you can die. Threaten me, huh! I am not afraid! "

Li Shengnan muttered a few words and went back to the hotel.

"Dad, Mom, I met with Liu Qiang and brought it back to you today."

A month later, Li Shengnan took Liu Qiang home and formally showed his cards to his family.

"Li Shengnan, you are forcing me to die for you, aren't you?"

Before Li could talk to his wife, Li Pannan pushed the door and came out of the back room. His hair is messy, his face is pale, his eyelids are red and swollen, and he has a pair of scissors for making clothes in his hand.

"Third, what are you doing? Didn't you see your sister? "

Li likes Liu Qiang from the bottom of his heart, but if he becomes friends with Liu Qiang, he will feel uncomfortable.

"Dad, if you agree with them, there will be no me in this family in the future."

Li Pannan's voice just fell, and when he gritted his teeth, scissors pierced his wrist, and blood suddenly gushed out like an arrow.

Liu Qiang was scared and at a loss.

"Third sister, what are you doing? Can't I listen to you? It's gone. Liu, you go, go ... "

Li Shengnan got a fright, jumped to Li Pannan's side, grabbed the scissors from her hand and threw them on the ground.

Li Shengnan and Liu Qiang are yellow. Even if she likes Liu Qiang again, she can't let Third Sister die for love.

From the day she broke up with Liu Qiang, her relationship with third sister Li Pannan was broken.

Before Li Pannan got married, Li Shengnan didn't go home, only on holidays. When we meet, no one talks to anyone. He doesn't even want to look at each other.

A year later, Li Pannan got married and went to a mountain village not far from home. Her husband is a Buddhist who borrows food. A few years later, this man became a monk. Li Pan Nan and an eight-year-old daughter were left behind.

Li Pannan has been married for less than a year, and so has Li Shengnan. In their own place in the county, they had a good relationship, but less than two years after their marriage, Li Shengnan's husband died suddenly, leaving a daughter who was just a few months old. Later, when my daughter was three years old, she married a man who came from other provinces to work. Later, she went back to her hometown with this man from other provinces.

Of Li's five daughters, only the fourth one married in the village. Although the door was not inserted backwards, Lao Li and his wife pointed to the fourth son-in-law. Before and after running, they all wore mourning clothes and showed the way with sails.

After marriage, Li Pan Nan and Li Shengnan never contacted each other again. They gave birth and were grounded, and no one went to their house. Even Li and his wife died, and the two sisters met without saying a word.