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Why doesn't it look good to change your hairstyle?

Nonsense, I don't look good because of you.

Compared with those ladies who live to be beautiful, I feel that I rarely struggle with my hairstyle in my life. According to my own mother, I can't do any hairstyle unless I change my whole head.

Before the fourth or fifth grade, my sister went bald. The specific reason is that my parents played for a while, and then ... I had no choice. I have the parents of a prostitute. In the sixth grade, there were no bangs, just like the old lady who bound her feet in the countryside, who combed her hair neatly (please imagine). I suspect that's why my hairline is so high.

There was no love of beauty at that time. At that time, we were ashamed of falling in love. If we see any girl getting close to a boy, we all laugh at her. Like how pure we were then. When I went to the toilet, I found a pool of blood on the squat pit. We didn't know about menstrual blood at that time, but we also reported it to the teacher specially, thinking it was a murder case.

Besides, I lifted my bangs just to avoid blocking my view. However, I forgot that I am not a delicate smiling face, but a big face, and I am still a baby face. Can you imagine seeing me from a distance and seeing a neat big face floating in front of your eyes? Oh, my memory is so terrible.

When I was in junior high school, Liu Hai became three or seven points. At that time, I didn't mean to be popular. I forget the specific reason. Maybe I pulled my hair and pulled the bangs in front into three or seven points. Don't ask me why it's not 50-50. (Smile) At that time, my sister was very popular with boys except for her bad temper. That was the period when my female hormones broke out. I wonder if it's because of bangs. Many boys are willing to play with me. Unfortunately, I am absorbed in my study.

When I was in high school, my memory was still complete. Qi Liu Hai was popular at that time, so I did it and cut the bangs into thick Qi Liu Hai. In this way, besides regular pruning, it also covers up the shortcomings of my long face. Whenever I play with my hair, my mother will ridicule me and say, "Grow up like that and knock off the whole pot cover." I thought she was jealous, so I ignored her.

When I was in college, it was my bitter memory. In order to leave a good impression on my classmates, I was short of money, so I blew my bangs myself. Unexpectedly, it broke down, and it cost five yuan to repair it, which made me even more greedy. But my mother kept cheering me up so that my poor self-esteem wouldn't be hurt. It was really beautiful. So, um, on the first day of school, I was laughed at naked. It has left a psychological shadow on me so far.

Emmmm, 50-50 points is a natural thing now, or it can be said that it is a thing of the past. After all, my face value can only be controlled in five or five. When I grow my hair long, then I sell the money and save it for plastic surgery. That's settled.

I still know myself very well. As for why I keep changing my hair style, it still doesn't satisfy me. The main reason is that no hairstyle can set off my face, so no one can appreciate my beauty. I hate it. I hope to have a good hairstyle in the future and give me a good experience. Speaking of my hairstyle, I really have tears on my face. It was my own mother who didn't make me beautiful. You see, the bald head in Fan Bingbing is so beautiful. If I shave my head again, I'm afraid, I'm afraid it's a disgrace to my family and a scum of women.

I can't wait to get ready for plastic surgery. I'm a little scared when I have an appointment