Tell a few classic jokes

One day, the rabbit was watching TV when he heard someone knocking at the door. He answered the door, but he didn't see anyone. "Hello, can I have some water?" The rabbit found a snail at the door. "no!" The rabbit kicked the snail away angrily with its foot. A few years later, the rabbit was watching TV at home alone, and the knock on the door rang again. The rabbit ran to open the door, and the snail said, "Why did you kick me just now?" Romney said to his wife the day before the presidential election:' Wife, you can sleep with the president tomorrow', and her wife looked at him affectionately and was very happy! The day after the election, his wife said I was going to sleep with obm. Romney vomited blood and died. Once upon a time, a countryman went to Shanghai. When he saw a tall building, he counted it ... then a policeman came and said, "I wonder if there is a fine on the floor." Floor 1 10 yuan. How many floors are there? " The hillbilly honestly said "10 floor, and then paid a fine of 100" ... After the police left, the hillbilly snickered and said, "Don't think I'm stupid, in fact, I've counted 20 floors. Hum, people in the city are really stupid."