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Does anyone have the scripts for those sketches in Wulin Gaiden?
Title: "Wulin Gaiden"
Length: 80 episodes
Main actors:
Yan Ni--plays Tong Xiangyu Yao Chen--as Guo Furong
Ni Hongjie--as Zhu Wushuang Shayi--as Bai Zhantang
Yu Entai--as Lu Xiucai Jiang Chao--as Li Dazui
Wang Shasha--as Mo Xiaobei and Fan Ming--as Xing Catcher
Xiao Jian--as Yan Xiaoliu and Yu Juan--as Yang Huilan
1. Guo Nu The hero smashed up Tongfu Inn in anger, shopkeeper Tong cleverly pointed out the lost people
On a dark and windy murderous night, the legendary male and female evil spirits fell from the sky, disrupting the peaceful life of Tongfu Inn. Guo Furong, who comes from a prominent family and has been pampered since she was a child, has a father who is a great hero and has always shrouded her in the shadow. Having been competitive since childhood, she resolutely chose a path to run away from home and venture into the world alone. However, at the first stop, she was detained at Tongfu Inn, and from then on she began a arduous career as a handyman...
2 , the shopkeeper comforts the malingerer, and the waiter cleans up the provocative girl
Xiao Guo, who was detained in the store, was very angry with Bai Zhantang's acupoint practitioner. He provoked him in every possible way and wanted to fight, but he was always beaten. Xing Baotou and Xiao Liu messed up the situation. After trying all the methods, Xiao Guo came up with a vicious plan to trap Bai Zhantang and gave him two choices. One, fight with me, and two, just leave it alone. Get lost, Bai Zhantang, who was in trouble, resolutely chose a path leading to suffering...
3. All the guys were reduced to followers, and Mo Xiaobei established the eight major factions
Due to Xiao Guo's article, Xiao Bei was admitted to White Horse Academy and started school. On the first day, he got into a big disaster. Mr. Chu? ≌Ping lining is resistant to vanadium dibo? Come to unite Ren? Gum ulcer? Toss "chu" Chu? Huan Qiang gum? Pain temple pelvis close? Ren? Huan? p>
4. Chef Li outsmarts the blind old lady, and the White Pirate Saint encounters the gambling king.
The big-mouthed blind old lady's old illness relapsed, and in desperation, she called her He passed the examination to become the top scholar in martial arts. Who knew that when my mother heard about it, she became very interested and insisted on coming back with him to have a look. Under Dazui's plea, everyone agreed to help with the acting, and the acting became more and more real. I fell deeply in love with this place where I could do whatever I wanted, and refused to leave. Seeing that it was about to cause a catastrophe, I was forced to have no choice but to leave. Please bring out the legendary emperor and have a good talk with her...
5. A pickpocket with red patterns for thousands of miles, Guo Furong is obsessed with the Thieves
A person who wants to take the six-door exam The little girl accidentally caught the legendary thief Bai Zhantang. In order to protect himself, Bai Zhantang told a ridiculous story from his youth. The heroine was the girl's idol Zhan Hongling. Before the story was finished, the girl couldn't sit still. In desperation, she defended her idol. But he was defeated by the facts. The idol has been proven to be a liar, so are you still going to take the Six Doors exam?
6. Yang Huilan competed in martial arts to recruit a husband, and Li Dazui used tricks to kill the evil god
Yang Huilan, who wanted to find a suitable husband, walked with a hired fake father. They competed in martial arts to recruit brides, claiming that as long as they could defeat her in the martial arts arena, they would marry her. Big Mouth got interested and worked with Bai Zhantang to create a little conspiracy, but Xiao Guo took advantage of it. The defeated Yang Huilan wanted to marry Xiao Guo wholeheartedly, but she couldn't get her away...
7. The scholar worked hard to ask for money, and Furong made a prank to vent his personal anger
For the last competition to recruit a bride, Xiao Guo owed the scholar two taels of silver for the registration fee. The scholar is a scholar, wouldn't it be wrong if he asked for money? Losing etiquette? In order to get back the two pieces of silver, the scholar tried every means, but he never got what he wanted. Instead, he took everything he had, and in the end, he refused to do anything and decided to drive to death with Xiao Guo. At this time Only then did he realize that the scholar's various weird behaviors had nothing to do with his own charm. A woman's self-esteem exploded at the critical point...
8. The widow in the ancient town of Qixia is looking for her husband, and everyone gathers at Shangru Inn
This is a story about memories.
Two years ago, shopkeeper Tong had just married here and was waiting for the groom to show up. However, by mistake, Bai Zhantang, who was trying to steal, recognized him as the groom. Bai struggled with him while trying to steal the dowry. Bai's accomplice Ji Wuming was preparing to steal the dowry. Killing people and grabbing goods, Bai refused on the grounds that "we are thieves, not bandits, we can't do it". The two started an unprecedented debate... 9. Tong Xiangyu worked hard, and Mo Xiaobei sleepwalked in the movie city
Xiao Bei was naughty and was scolded by everyone. He retaliated in a hurry. After scolding everyone, he ran away from home. Leaning against the door, she had a strange dream. In the dream, everything seemed different. People were still the same, but times had changed. In this strange era, she was no longer the little girl who was cared for and loved by everyone. After comparing, I realized that everyone actually cared so much for me, and a warm current surged up from the bottom of my heart...
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10. The brave and courageous man catches the head and drinks strong wine, and shows kindness to the scholar to steal the leftovers
In two days, it will be the memorial day for the ancestor of the scholar. According to the ancestral instructions, warehouses need to be opened. What should a penniless scholar do if he has to follow the precepts of his ancestors but cannot suffer any loss from himself? Under Big Mouth's prompting, the scholar came up with a foul-smelling poisonous plan, and threw his filial piety and conscience into the torrent of swill... When he was so hungry that he was top-heavy and his eyes were filled with stars, he realized that "a man who is full does not know The truth of "hungry man is hungry"... (Source: CCTV
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