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Today I 1. The teacher asked Xiao Ming: Do you like small animals?

Xiao Ming: Of course I do.

Teacher: How much do you like it?

Xiao Ming: How should I put it? I have it every day! !

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Teacher 2 asked: "Everyone knows the story of Mr. Ye's love for dragons. Do you know when this happened?"

Xiao Ming: "Dwarf "Luo Ji Period"

Teacher: Get out!

3 The teacher asked: Who ate the banana peel on the ground. . .

Xiao Ming: Teacher, I don’t know who ate the skin, but I ate the banana. . .

Teacher:. . . . . .

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Teacher 4: What is the purpose of something whose name is reversed? For example: toothbrush, brush your teeth!

Xiao Ming: Breast~~Cover!

Teacher: Get out!

Teacher 7: In this class, let’s talk about the tricks of scammers

Xiaohong: Strangers give you candy

Xiaoqiang: A stranger asks you to get in his car

Xiao Ming: After school today, the teacher will give you a little homework, just a little homework...

Teacher: Get out!

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5 The school wants to build a swimming pool, and the teacher mobilizes everyone to donate.

Xiao Ming: Teacher, I will donate two buckets of water.

Teacher: ...

Teacher 6: The bell has rang, didn’t you hear it?

Xiao Ming: When did you hear the end of get out of class bell?

Teacher:...

7 Teacher: Make sentences using "first...then...".

Xiao Ming: Goodbye, sir.

Teacher: Get out!

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Teacher 8: Make sentences using "either...or...".

Xiao Ming: Let’s buy ice cream! Or? Or?

Teacher: Get out!

Teacher 9: Money or wisdom, what would you choose?

Xiao Ming: Of course I want money!

Teacher: And I will choose wisdom. Do you know why?

Xiao Ming: Of course, people will choose what they lack, I can understand!

Teacher: Get out!

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Teacher 10: Make a sentence using "adding more color to a snake".

Xiao Ming: The letters "S" and "Y" were superfluously written as "$" and "￥" by the uncles and aunts at the bank.

11 When others are no longer interested, but he still keeps talking, what do we call him?

Xiao Ming: Teacher.

Teacher: Get out!

Teacher 12: Please change the sentence "My brother goes to school" into the future tense.

Xiao Ming: My brother’s son goes to school.

Teacher: Get out!

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Teacher 13: When Edison was 7 years old, he was able to use mirror reflection to perform surgery on his mother. You guys won’t be able to do it even when you are over 10 years old.

Xiao Ming: Edison was a great inventor when he was in his 20s. How old are you this year!

Teacher: Get out

Teacher 14 “What kind of regional discrimination have you ever encountered?”

Xiao Ming: “56 ethnic groups, 55 Canadians "

Teacher 15: "Students, the physical education teacher is ill and cannot come to class today. Physical education is changed to mathematics."

Xiao Ming: "Teacher, what does the physical education teacher look like? Why haven’t you seen it before?”

Teacher: “Get out!”

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The female teacher in physics class always takes off her stockings. Silk.

Xiao Ming couldn't hold it back: "The main reason why stockings are prone to stripping is due to excessive tension, resulting in plastic deformation ~ In layman's terms: thick legs!"

The teacher was about to speak, Xiao Ming Consciously say: "I'm going out..."

Teacher 17: "Please make a sentence using daydreaming, the shorter the better.

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Xiao Ming: “Bai Ri?” dream! ”

Teacher: “Get out!” ”

Teacher 18: “Students, Wei Zifu is actually a very famous historical figure. She also gave birth to a daughter. Does anyone know what her name is?”

Xiao Ming: "Teacher, I know, can I not go out? ”

Teacher: “You’re right, there’s no need to go out.” ”

Xiao Ming: “Sanitary napkin. ”

Teacher: “Go away…”

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19 Teacher: Do you know why I asked you to stand up and answer the question?

< p>Xiao Ming: Because it hurts to stand up and talk!

Teacher: Get out!

20The teacher said to Xiao Ming: Use one sentence to prove that you are a scumbag.

Xiao Ming: Look at my grade ranking to know how many people are taking the exam

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Teacher 21 asked the students to write an essay about people, with the key points. I want to write about what’s outstanding.

Xiao Ming: Teacher, I’ve thought about it!

Teacher: What’s outstanding about your grandmother? < /p>

Xiao Ming: My grandma has a herniated disc in her waist.

Teacher:...

22Teacher: Confucius was a native of Lu during the Spring and Autumn Period... (not finished yet).

Xiao Ming: Teacher, which country did Confucius come from in summer and winter?

Teacher: Get out!

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23The teacher found Xiao Ming sleeping and asked: Why are you sleeping on the table?

Xiao Ming: Teacher, who would sleep on their stomach if they could?

Teacher: Get out!

At the 24th theme class meeting, the teacher said: “Xiao Ming, what is your dream? ”

Xiao Ming: “Teacher, I hope you will never ask me to get out again.” ”

Teacher: “I won’t do it anymore.” ”

Xiao Ming: “Teacher, you are so kind!” I will never spit in your cup again. ”

Xiao Ming was carried out...