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How to send a circle of friends when it is hot in summer?

With the rise of the Internet, more and more chat softwares appear in our lives, among which WeChat, especially its circle of friends function, is the source of my happiness. The weather is getting hotter and hotter. Let's share a set of funny copywriting suitable for hot weather. Let's have a look.

How to send a circle of friends 1 when the weather is hot in summer? It's a little hot in summer.

2、? If you want me dead, just say so. There's no need to be so angry.

3. I accidentally dropped a piece of paper money and fell asleep before I picked it up. It hurts to watch it.

4、? It doesn't matter if you don't know him. It's very hot today, and we will get to know each other soon.

When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life is meaningless.

6. It's not innocence that beats me, it's innocence.

7, the weather is sultry, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen.

8. The weather is embarrassing. It's hot without air conditioning. If you have one, you must buy one.

9. The weather is as hot as a joke and life is like nonsense.

10, the sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in Chili water, and there is no shady place on the empty street.

The weather is hot. Tell me about the latest copybook 1. From today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog.

2, the current weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles.

3, mix a cold dish, you have to eat quickly, or it will become spicy soon!

I feel that there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue. ...

I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

6、? In this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death.

7. I'm not fat, I just expand with heat and contract with cold.

8. God, you should let everyone know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain!

9. Everyone is an "acquaintance" and Lori has become a "mature woman".

10、? Wuhan used to be one of the three furnaces, but now it is not, because Wuhan has been upgraded to a boiler.

How to prevent heatstroke when traveling when the temperature is high in summer? 1. Try to avoid the noon when the sun is strongest: the air is fresh and the climate is cool in the morning. Therefore, if you travel in summer, you should start earlier, have a proper rest at noon, and wait until three or four o'clock in the afternoon.

2, add more water: high temperature in summer, excessive sweating, reduced salt in the body, osmotic pressure in the body will lose balance, leading to heatstroke. Drinking more boiled water or salt water can replenish the salt lost in the body, thus preventing heatstroke.

3. Prepare a straw hat: The raw materials for weaving straw hats are mostly hollow and have heat insulation effect. In addition, the straw hat has a certain shielding effect on the sun. So it's best to wear a straw hat or a parasol when traveling in summer!

4, with heatstroke prevention drugs? On the way to travel, it is easy to meet the changeable climate. Cold and hot weather is the most likely to make people catch a cold, and sultry weather is the most likely to get heatstroke. Therefore, you should take some heatstroke prevention drugs when you travel in summer. Such as cooling oil, tiger balm, wind oil essence, ten drops of water, Huoxiang Zhengqi water, etc.