Talk about funny mood.

1, I looked at you yesterday, and now my eyes still hurt.

I don't swear, because I have strong hands-on ability.

3, teacher, you wait, the old woman is going to let the Buddha give her marriage!

4, shit can be eaten indiscriminately, so don't talk nonsense with me.

The happiest moment is to find the right person, who gives in to your habits and loves everything about you.

6. I came into this world in tears, and I will go back in tears!

7. When you ask the male toad what is the most beautiful, his answer must be the female toad. There is no doubt about his appreciation level, but his environment is different.

8. The phone has been turned off for many years. Answer the phone to see fate.

When I saw China's homework, I felt like a foreigner. When I saw my English homework, I felt that I was from China again. I didn't know I was an alien until I saw my math homework.

10, one day in class, the teacher said: There are 30 million more men than women in China. Men must work hard, otherwise they can only be single in the future. Suddenly the corner of my eye said faintly: Can you guarantee that all men like women? The whole class was boiling at once.

1 1. What do you like about me? Can't I change it?

12, finally understand that there is no turning back. People have to look at money when they are alive.

13, I suddenly found that my homework was like a wife and my mobile phone was like a mistress. I think about mistress when I am with my wife, and I feel sorry for my wife when I am with mistress. I am dying.

14, I suggest you know my appearance first, and appreciate it second.

15, like a person, every time I interact with you, you will feel that the other person likes yourself. People you don't like, you will feel that their interaction with you is irrelevant.

16. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

17, let the storm come more violently. Anyway, I sell umbrellas!

18, the champion of Hubei Arts and Sciences is a couple (next88). Seeing this signature, it exploded decisively.

19, life is a song, and I always don't listen to it.

20. When you look up at others on the ground, you can't blame them for standing up straight and looking down at you.

2 1, I washed my face with facial cleanser and found that the pixels became higher.

22. He asked me to sit behind his bike. Before I sat down, he rode away and said to me, "You are so light!" "

23, joking is ok. First, don't cross the line, and second, don't poke people where it hurts.

24. If I can travel through time and space, I must plant a durian tree in front of Newton's house.

25. The person who always likes to be active at night is not a good bird, but a bat.

26. In the future, you will definitely appreciate your present efforts.

27. I am lying on the book. It doesn't matter whether I study. The key is to have posture.

28. I don't believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more every day.

29. Lao Tzu not only has a car, but also depends on himself!

30. I haven't watched TV in recent years. When I turned on the TV, I couldn't see. What role did Princess Zhu Huan play? Golden locks are emperors!

3 1, ask what the world is like, and people will die unsatisfied.

32. I still have the unsent sentence that I like you in my mobile phone.

33. All the questions in the world can be answered with "none of your business" and "none of my business", and I suddenly feel so busy.

34. Life is like playing "Angry Birds". If you can't get through, you will inevitably be laughed at by the pig.

35, you said Murmansk, I am the North Atlantic Warm Current, you have to hold tight, I want to ride the wind.

36. Give me one small step to die, and that boy will die for me!

37. If I have no power, a beautiful woman like you can still follow me.

Give me a chance to be a fucking dog, and I will jump on you without hesitation.

39. Yesterday, while visiting the space, my sister saw a female classmate make a speech: What will happen if tears stay? Sister suddenly whimsical comments: big chest drops on the chest, big chest drops on the feet. I don't want that person to answer me: is your foot okay?

40. What you say when you are in love is called love talk. After breaking up, treat it as a joke.

4 1, I finally found a problem, I have no sexual orientation, and I like all good-looking people.

42. The world belongs to us and those children, but sooner or later it belongs to those grandchildren!

43. I saw a magic sticker today: Are urine and urine good friends? The first floor replied, no, they are not on the same road. The second floor replied, yes, but urinating is more loyal, and defecation is not always accompanied by urination, but defecation is always strong! !

44. I want you to know that there is someone waiting for you forever in this world. No matter when and where you are, you know there is always such a person.

45. Do you have any friends who know about sports cars? Please recommend a sports car of 4 million to 8 million, which requires good performance, fast start, high horsepower, high comfort, fashion and beauty. I regard it as a paper wall of my mobile phone.

46. I know you won't come with me when I reach out, so I reach out and see you stumble. You really came after me.

47. If I can meet you if I burn incense for one year, I can know you if I burn incense for three years, and I can cherish you if I burn incense for ten years. For the sake of happiness in my next life, I am willing to convert to Catholicism.

48. The most eternal happiness in the world is ordinary, and the longest possession in life is cherish.

49. A man gives a woman a bra to show that he wants to establish a lover relationship; Women give men * * *, indicating that they have a lover relationship.

Teacher: Xiao Ming, tell me why the dog sticks its head out of the window when sitting in the car. Xiaoming: SB, if you were put in a car full of dogs, you would stick your head out of the window! Teacher: Get out!

5 1, dad said he would give me 500 yuan if I did well in the exam, but I failed in the exam. I proved with facts that I am not a person who will be tempted by money!

52. The son said to him: Dad, I want to be a rich second generation. The father paused for a moment, then smiled and said to his son, this is easy to handle. When you grow up, give me all the money you earn, and you will be a rich second generation!

53. Many girls you think can't catch up with are actually not chased at all. Many boys you don't like actually have girlfriends. Many boys you like actually have boyfriends.

54. Once I found that I couldn't do math, I skipped it. I found that I couldn't stop the jump.

55. I wanted to be a schoolmate, but I didn't expect to give it to a group of schoolmates.

56. When I said I wanted to be a boy, my classmates came up and hit me. I said I want to cut my hair short, and my best friend came up and hit me!

Just one more look at you in the crowd, and you think I want to take a taxi.

58. Loving you is a decision I have no regrets in my life. All the stars in the sky are my eyes staring at you. No matter how it ends, I know: I love you the most in my life!

59. When winter came, I accidentally washed the quilt.

60. I don't like to tidy my room. They all call me a messy room hero.

6 1, I took out my dusty homework, shook it, and put it back.

Don't arm yourself in a secular way, he will be acclimatized.

63. Nothing is free these days, even air costs money, such as a bag of potato chips.

I won't cry for you, my mascara is too expensive.

65. Men are not colored, not true colors; Women are not coquettish and have no tricks.

66. I remember that it was a cold winter and I didn't want to get up for school in the morning. Then I asked my dormitory classmates to help me ask for leave and give me a reason. The next day, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the school!

67. I would rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar.

68. It's strange that I am so lazy and still miss you very diligently.

69, if there is no internal force, only external force, aliens look at the earth, is a skinned egg.

70. The most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head!

7 1, from heaven to hell, I was just passing by.

72. Don't let others call me funny, it's only yours.

73. There is a hole in your head. There is water in the hole. There are fish in the water. The fish are still spitting bubbles.

74. People's loneliness can sometimes be seen from the body!