Humorous jokes in a bad mood

Humorous jokes in a bad mood. When we are unhappy in life, let's look at some funny jokes. Funny jokes can make us relax quickly, and often an excellent joke is unexpected. Let's share humorous jokes in a bad mood.

Humorous jokes in a bad mood 1 1. Although Xueba's achievements make me dumbfounded, the speed at which I hand in my papers absolutely makes Xueba dumbfounded.

2, depressed, short and fat, proud and tall, this is the most inspirational thing I have ever heard.

3, eat, I want it, thin, I want it, too, you can't have your cake and eat it, I went.

I want to eat you when I look at you. I can never resist your scent, dear braised pork.

If your ex-boyfriend and current boyfriend fell into the water, would you choose to stay with me?

If one day I become arrogant, please remember that no one ever looked down on me.

7. As a mature person, I don't eat in anger, only when I am full.

I don't need everyone to nod. I live to make people who hate me more and more unhappy.

9. Is there anyone who once made you crazy, but now he is desperate to forget?

10, the grass is bearing seeds and the wind is shaking the leaves. It's beautiful that we stand without talking.

1 1. What should I do if I meet a fool in my life? Firmly support all his views and train him to be a big fool.

12, time is like a high-quality paper towel, always used a lot, but I don't know where to use it.

13, I learned not to provoke others actively, but it doesn't mean that I am being slaughtered. I am kind and cruel.

14, walked into a KFC, ordered a coke, sat down and watched the boys and girls file past the window.

15, you said that a person plays games without spraying, so how noble is he in life?

16, the aunt in the canteen will say to herself every time she hears the class is over: the enemy has 30 seconds to reach the battlefield.

17, I don't know what surrender is, and there is nothing destiny takes a hand. We were born to turn over.

18, I tried to count your injuries with a smile, but in the end, tears flowed out of my eyes with a smile.

19, Yue Lao, can you stop pulling me with inferior thread? It will be broken from time to time.

20. Some people are eating what's in the bowl and thinking about what's in the pot. I won't. I always eat with a pot in my arms.

2 1, I was taught from an early age not to spend money indiscriminately. When you grow up, you find that there is no money for you to spend.

22, you and he said civilization, he gave you barbarism; You reason with him, and he plays rascal with you.

23. The person who can make you live the most like yourself must be the one who loves you the most and the one you love the most.

24. Cherish the friends around you. If you lose money, you can make it again. If you lose a friend, you don't have to pay back the money.

25. If you forget, forget it. Can you delete me as a file? 0 forced uninstallation is really not possible!

26. People are the best, not how many people you know! But how many people still know you when you are in trouble!

Regarding my parents' suspicion of puppy love, I just want to say that you overestimate my ability.

28. You are so reasonable, gentle and elegant; No one has to love you, spoil you and spoil you.

29. Only the days that can be caught, the money that can be counted, and the people who stay with you are real.

Love is like a cup of delicious and rich coffee, while marriage is a coffee cup with coffee grounds.

3 1, what is really awesome is not how many people you know, but how many people know you when you are in trouble.

Summer is so romantic, I want to invite it to the movies. If you are free, you can come along.

33. I am not a saint, I don't have many degrees, and I don't care what people think. I will stay and follow my heart.

I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. Please recommend me a good boyfriend!

I want to give you a lovely gift, but Uncle Express won't let me into the box.

36. It's good to know something, needless to say. It's good that some people know each other. There's no need to be intimate.

37. Do your duty, live up to your conscience, be kind to every sincerity, please don't be indifferent.

38. How many people in the world owe you money, making you feel like you're dead every day.

39. Those girls who can't twist the bottle cap are all pretending. Ask her to open a courier if you don't believe me.

40. When you grow up, you find that when you can't make money, home is no longer your safe haven.

Humorous jokes in a bad mood 2 1. Going to school is really boring, but I still can't go to school.

You don't have to pretend to be my brother. My brother is crazy, too.

3. Be a temperamental boy and taste the bitch.

4, mess with me again, I spit on your face!

Let me know what hell is like.

6, driving is not difficult, I am afraid of new people!

7. I treat you like a person, but you are like a dog.

8. What is more terrible than ghosts and gods is the human heart.

9. Autumn trousers last forever, and one will last forever.

10, love at first sight, then decline, three points exhausted.

1 1, lying drunk on the beauty's knee, waking up and killing to the right.

12, an apology is not enough to be forgiven.

13, you are a playboy and lewd, just right for me.

14, you catch people and people eat you!

15, you can be proud, but you have to give face.

16, change of heart is instinct, loyalty is choice.

17, women are nothing, brothers are king.

18, I also want to puppy love, but it's too late.

19, I want to show that I want to abuse the school!

20. Play tricks, you are no match for my palace!

2 1. You are either disabled or semi-disabled.

22. If it is a long insole face, don't step on it.

23. One minute of anger loses 60 seconds of happiness.

24, cold and hot, if you leave your TM, please roll!

25, come on, drag it out, slice the green pepper and fry it!

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

27, don't talk to me about feelings, talk about feelings hurting money!

28, you are not me, you are not qualified to speak for me.

I don't even believe in punctuation.

30, a penny for a penny, porridge is not hungry.

3 1, don't talk to me about ideals, okay? I quit!

32. I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall.

33. Born with rain, not a genius!

34. I haven't copied it, but I didn't say I won't.

It took me a long time to float from there.

36, rival in love fell into the water, we can only pee.

37. I never swear or swear.

38. Our goal: Look at the money and earn more.

I finally know how great Tian Liang is.

40, knowing it's fun, I have to play with you.

4 1, you are too cold to freeze my heart.

42, hooligans are not terrible, they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

43. A man is a dog. Whoever has the ability will take it.

44, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at age!

45. How can you protect yourself if you don't be a woman?

46. What you didn't give me, is she in on it?

47. No high marks, no money, just 60 years.

48. Don't talk about pulling rice when eating shit.

49, life since ancient times, no shit to see you use paper instead of paper.

50. Give it back to me in my life and read it backwards. Dare you?

5 1, he said. Narcissists generally don't get angry easily.

You walk so fast that I can't even keep up with the rolling and crawling.

The more mature you are, the more like an orphan in this world.

54. Missing after breaking up is not missing, but being mean.

55. Don't always fool me. It's not easy for me to be serious once.

56. Walking with time is unforgettable.

I just want to be around you, even if I don't talk.

58. Put away the envy of others and work hard on your own.

59. Smart people don't lie. Come and see me when you are free.

60. In the end, if you don't look back, I won't stay.

6 1, stay away from me, I have no date, I have a husband.

62. No matter how good the relationship is, don't break a person's taboo.

63. Why doesn't the country use your face as a bulletproof vest!

64, a small watch with a big gold chain, three small barbecues a day.

I'll give you a pair of scissors when your hair grows to your waist.

66. I regard you as the only one. Please don't treat me like one.

Humorous joke in a bad mood 3 1, "What are you going to do on Tanabata?" "Play Lianliankan." "Why?" "It's a pair that can destroy a pair."

2. "There must be a light bulb in a threesome." "Well, don't call it a light bulb in the future, call it the brightest star in the night sky."

3. "I am a good-natured person. If one day someone steps on my bottom line. " "What would that be like?" Then I'll lower the bottom line again. "

The girl I liked when I was a child turned me down. Twenty years later, she recognized me. She asked me how I was doing. I excitedly replied, "Aunt, who are you?"

5. I accidentally cut my hand when cutting meat, and blood dripped on the pork. My brother said, "Do you want to know your relatives by dropping blood?" Xiong Haizi, come here, I promise I won't hit you.

6. Rooney couldn't accept the result of Italy's defeat and shot himself. After a gunshot, Rooney got up from the ground and scolded angrily, "Paralysis shot high again."

7. Kidnapper: "I have your head teacher." Student: "I won't give you money." Kidnapper: "I'll let him go immediately if I don't pay." Student: "I'll get the money right away."

8. You left me many beautiful moments that I can't erase. You made me understand each other and cherish each other, making every moment an eternal memory. Thank you for everything. Happy Thanksgiving to you!

9. Being grateful for a long time will give you long-term gratitude, long-term happiness, long-term sweetness, long-term luck, long-term health, long-term happiness, long-term comfort and long-term success. Happy thanksgiving!

10, thanks to the people who love me and the people I love, to everyone who met and accompanied me, to the life that made us feel happy and helpless, and to all the friends who are reading text messages. Happy Thanksgiving!

1 1. There are forty-four stone lions in front of the stone temple. There are forty-four astringent persimmons on the tree in front of the temple. Forty-four stone lions don't eat forty-four astringent persimmons, and forty-four astringent persimmons eat forty-four stone lions instead.

12, talking too much makes you tired, walking too much makes you tired, thinking too much makes you cry, worrying about your involvement every day, worrying about your frustration, worrying about your boredom, worrying about your debts, worrying about playing dumb and not knowing what I suffer for you!

13, friends who know about sports cars, please recommend a sports car of 4 million to 8 million, which requires good performance, fast start, high horsepower, high comfort, fashionable appearance and good appearance. I regard it as a paper wall of my mobile phone.

14, I can't help playing with my mobile phone when I study in the evening. From morning till class time, the teacher hasn't come for a long time. Suddenly, the teacher jumped out of the back door and turned off the light. As a result, children's shoes with reflective faces were taken away.

15, the year before last, I ate dog food with my mobile phone. Last year, I ate dog food with my mobile phone. This year, I still eat dog food with my mobile phone and continue to look forward to next year's Tanabata.

16, a mouse bragged. A: I eat rat poison as candy every day; B: it itches if you don't step on a mouse for a day; C: Don't go to the streets several times a day. D: it's getting late. Let's go home and hug the cat.

17, in the morning, my son cried and told me and my wife that he dreamed that his grandmother died. I said it doesn't matter, the dream is reversed. When he dreamed that his grandmother was dead, it might be his grandmother. I felt three blood stains on my face and wanted to cry.

18, one day, a frog kissed the rabbit and ran away. The rabbit followed and the frog jumped into the pond in despair. Soon, a toad climbed out, and the rabbit laughed: Haha, allergic!

19. One day, the hen was flying on the roof, and the owner said angrily, Come down. If you don't come down, I'll kill all the cocks here and make your life hell. The hen smiled and said yes, haha, finally we can find the duck.

20. I will be very happy with you. You are my pistachio. Every time I get close to you, I feel warm, and tonight is no exception. After waiting for a long time to finally meet you, I want to say loudly: I love your computer!

2 1, took my son to the hospital for an injection, and the nurse cried as soon as she picked up the needle tube for her son. I said, "Don't cry, it will hurt more if you cry." The son is puzzled: "Why does it hurt more?" I said, "Because I will hit you."

22, someone is sick is a big deal, someone is sick and improper, the parties may not really have something, improper things may not be okay; Men do women's things, women do men's things, and men and women are the easiest to tell stories!

23. One day, Lao Wang took a bus, and a pregnant woman got on the bus and found that there was no place. She said to Lao Wang, who was sitting by, "Didn't you see that I was pregnant?" Lao Wang looked at the pregnant woman in surprise and said, "Were we neighbors before?"

24. It is too exaggerated and untrue to say that I love you for ten thousand years, but loving you all my life is my lifelong pursuit; It's too extravagant to want to be with you forever, but it's always my wish to be with you. I love you, RMB!

25. The drunk went to the ATM to withdraw money. Unexpectedly, the card was "eaten" by ATM. The drunk was very anxious. An acquaintance happened to pass by, so give him a suggestion and pour the wine in quickly. The drunkard asked: Why? The acquaintance smiled: if you drink too much, it will vomit!

26. Whether you see me or not, my short message will be sent to you; Whether you miss me or not, the desire in my heart will not change; Do you love me or not? My words are still the same. Paying off debts is a matter of course.

27. Only those who dare to face themselves can see the way forward; Only those who dare to face the darkness can see the dawn; Only those who dare to face you can see your face before makeup: you are a relative of Bajie!

28. Flowers, whether elegant or bright, are always planted in pots; The moon, whether far away or not, is always hanging in the sky; Friendship, far or near, is always in your hands; Friends, see or not, always keep in mind! Wish my dear friends a happy day!

29. A: It is too serious for people in the city to worship foreign things and flatter foreign countries. Look, even the English letters are written in the toilet. B: It's different in the countryside, isn't it? Just a "toilet"? A: Of course not. In the countryside, it says "against the West".

30. On the first day of work after the holiday, you should adjust your biological clock, ensure a good sleep, eliminate your fear of going to work, come to work happily, work wholeheartedly, and your colleagues and leaders applaud. Good luck in your work and make a lot of money!

3 1, greetings are used to warm the heart, and continuous sending is used to convey care; With continuous sending, greetings are within reach and friends' hearts are closer. Repeated attention will strengthen friendship.

32. Time is very short. I am immersed in simple, simple and happy time with my family during the New Year. Suddenly found that the previous high demands were put down. I just want to live a quiet life with my family. Insomnia ?

Mother took her brother to visit the zoo. When she came to the iron cage where the lion was kept, her mother told her, "Don't get too close, son!" " The son said generously, "Don't worry, Mom, I won't hurt it!" "

34. A psychopath is writing a letter. The nurse asked, "Who are you writing to?" The patient said, "myself." The nurse asked again, "What was written in the letter?" Patient: "You are crazy. How do you know I haven't received it yet? "

35. You ask me why I only ask where you are from, but never ask your age? In fact, it's not that I don't want to know, but because I saw you, I remembered an old saying, that is, heroes don't ask the source, hooligans don't ask the age!

36. I quarreled with my wife today. I said to her: Do you believe I hit your husband? Then I slapped myself. She looked at me and said I dare, and then she snapped. I was slapped again ... Gemma didn't play by the rules!

37. I once talked to a buddy about drinking, and I said, "It doesn't matter if you drink some wine, as long as you don't drink too much to tell the difference between the north and the south." After listening, the buddy replied huskily: "It doesn't matter whether it is divided into north and south, but it must be divided into men and women."

38. In junior high school, a classmate always felt that his bike was slow. When he got home, he loosened the screws around the wheel with pliers, thinking it would be quick. The next day, during the exercise, the wheels flew out of the car at high speed. .

39. A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak met in the street. Why don't they say hello (assuming they can talk) is because. .......................................................................................................................................

40, we are not relatives but better than relatives, we are not lovers but more affectionate, we are not fish and water but we are inseparable. My dearest, I must remember to dress beautifully and be in a good mood on Sister's Day. Take some time to think about me, and my heart will be sweet!

4 1, knowing you, is a turtle watching mung beans-right on the point. Intersecting with you, does the tortoise eat weight? Make up your mind. It's girls' day. May our friendship last forever. I wish my sisters good luck and all the best. Happy birthday to my best friend. Happy birthday!

42. Football is made in China, jerseys are made in China, nets are made in China, whistles are made in China, sneakers are made in China, socks are made in China and hundreds of millions of fans are made in China. Only those players who run on the court are not made in China.

43. When I climbed the mountain with my brother and the goddess and climbed to the no-man's land, the goddess put her ear to me and said, "Can your brother go down the mountain and buy a bottle of water?" How is that possible? Am I a fool not to fight for such a good performance opportunity? He breathed a sigh of relief and rushed down the hill.

44. I met a centenarian downstairs today. Seeing him sitting there alone, I went up and asked, "Grandpa, why don't you play chess with those grandfathers at the door?" As a result, the uncle said, "What's so funny about those children in their sixties and seventies!"