A cold joke told to children

After laughing for ten years, sometimes telling serious jokes is not funny, but a cold joke can make you laugh for a long time. Have you ever had such an experience? Now, let's have a good laugh!

Cold joke for children (1) 1, lying in bed with my husband at night, thinking about a lot of work tomorrow,

I sighed: I haven't enjoyed life for a long time.

My husband listened to my words and came to untie my pajamas.

What I want to express is that I haven't slept for a long time to wake up naturally, not to enjoy strangers with you?

Cousin quarreled with cousin, because cousin wanted to give his buddy a BMW for his relatives, and cousin wanted to lend her car to her classmate for marriage, and it was the same day!

They won't let anyone. At the height of the quarrel, my cousin's buddy called to know that the bride was his wife's classmate.

A few years ago, I had a fat grain on my neck. I walked on the operating table for the first time in my life.

Walking into the operating room, I saw six or seven doctors standing in front of the operating table.

Scared me to turn my head and run! The result was dragged back by the doctor who came in.

He said,? Go! This is a minor operation! ?

Shit! He told those six or seven interns! I vaguely remember that at that time, I fainted without anesthesia! ! !

My boyfriend came back drunk last night, and I found that his wallet and mobile phone were gone. Ask him where he is.

He said heroically? My brother is in trouble. Help him in the Jianghu! ?

When my boyfriend wakes up in the morning, he slaps his thigh and scolds. Let's go I was robbed on the road last night, but I was very close to him last night! ?

Children's jokes (2) 1. Drink a bowl of porridge and heat it in the microwave.

I forgot that there is more than half of stinky tofu in the bowl. . .

Now the whole house smells like boiling shit. . .

Just when the courier brother delivered the courier, I opened the door and he suddenly froze? Whoosh, I had to step back and look at me with an indescribable look. . .

He ran away as soon as I got the courier.

2. There was a fool who charged the phone bill wrong and charged it to my mobile phone number.

Call me and beg me to refill it. I didn't want to be rewarded for nothing, so I promised to get it back.

As a result, I also charged the phone bill wrong.

When I was a child, I stole two yuan from my family to buy food, and my father caught me in the canteen.

After a beating, my father asked me, All the money is locked in the drawer. How did you steal it?

I have to answer truthfully. I saw my mother hide the key under the suitcase. ?

The next day, my mother gave me another fat beating. You are getting bolder and bolder. Dare to steal twelve dollars at a time? ! ?

Recently, the raincoats in the front basket of electric cars are always lost. In order to prevent the raincoat I just bought from being stolen again, I locked the front basket with the anti-theft lock on the car?

When I came back from work, I saw that the electric car was gone!

Children's jokes (3) 1. At the meeting, the manager praised me by name and went home to show off to my husband.

My husband doesn't believe me. When we were shopping together, we met the manager and solved it.

The manager said slowly? The food in our company is very poor. When eating, your daughter-in-law tells dirty jokes, which can make everyone forget the pain of poor food quality quickly?

2. At this time, the family is eating, and then my mother says who eats the slowest and who cleans the dishes last. The key is my mother's braised fish!

So, I ate it first, and then my parents ate it slowly there. After my parents finish eating, I want to see who cleans the dishes. Then my father said while holding a toothpick: Qingqing, I will give you two choices: cleaning and being cleaned! You choose! ! ! !

Me:

3. In the morning, my colleague Sister Li left a message and yelled at me. Wei Wei, help me get the information quickly. ?

I said,? How come? Is cucumber refined? Pregnant?

Sister Li said,? Can't you see I'm wearing a pair of leather pants today? I finally stepped on it. I'm afraid I'll squat down and stop blowing the line. ?

4. Send a message to my girlfriend on the bus and tell her that there is a handsome guy sitting next to me and I don't know how to strike up a conversation.

She said voice chat. As a result, after I turned on the voice, the idiot suddenly shouted: handsome guy next to me, my girlfriend has a crush on you. Can you leave your phone number?

Shit, my old face?

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