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Sansheng Shishan continued to write 18 on the pillow.
In the pavilion of clear autumn, Lv Jie and Jiu Feng are drinking peach blossoms and chatting little by little, as if catching up. Xie Lu gave Jiu Feng a glass of wine and stopped being polite: "Your Highness Jiu Feng, I didn't expect you to be Jiu Ge." Jiu Feng sipped his wine and smiled: "Don't laugh at me." Lv Jie was a little sad: "If your brother knew that his cherished Royal Highness Jiu Feng was always around and became a close friend, he would be very happy." Jiu Feng thought of Meng Shao and felt a little sorry. After all, she is her best friend, but as Lv Jie said, fortunately, he knew that she was Jiu Feng and finally met His Royal Highness Jiu Feng, who had been studying for decades. Jiu Feng smiled: "Fortunately, I told him before I left the Brahma Valley. He knew I was, but he forgot Zhuang's last wish. Unfortunately, I can't catch up with him. " Lv Jie was a little surprised: "No wonder my brother was so calm when I asked him why he didn't go out of the valley and why he didn't pursue his own ideas. It turned out that he already knew. " Jiu Feng swallowed the wine she had been playing with for a long time, but she no longer felt sad. "Come on, we don't talk about it. Tell me what Ji Heng has had in these years? " Lv Jie is also a gossip, and he is a little excited to talk about this topic. In the past, people in Van Gogh thought Ji Heng was Donghua's sweetheart, and when it came to Ji Heng, he looked like a temptation. Now the empress dowager has the main phoenix nine. When everyone talked about it again, they all sighed and lamented that her beauty was beautiful, but her love was bumpy. Later, after seeing the peerless beauty in Jiu Feng, they will watch it again.
"After Jiheng and Xiaoyan returned to the inferno, they were grounded by Donghua Emperor, and the majesty of the inferno was not enough. Xiaoyan, in order to maintain Jiheng, let her ignore the failure of state affairs and feel at ease. At first, his trip was full of gratitude, but later, it was said that some ancestors of the inferno were about to wake up from their deep sleep, and the inferno fell into some turmoil. Some even threatened to send troops to the protoss after their ancestors woke up and recapture some territories taken away by the protoss in ancient times. Xiaoyan stopped it according to reason. In ancient wars, there must have been the participation of Donghua Emperor Ji Heng. In all kinds of gossip, she also got a lot of news about Emperor Donghua, including of course your wedding with the emperor. Since then, she has been a little uneasy, and it is estimated that she is unwilling. After all, they once said that Ji Heng and the emperor were a good match, and they never said that Ji Heng was good again until they met you. The inferno is everywhere, so Jiheng naturally can't sit still. Sure enough, not long ago, Ji Heng left Xiaoyan a letter and left the inferno, saying that she couldn't let go of the past, but I don't know exactly what she wrote. Jiu Feng was surprised: "I only met Xiaoyan a few days ago. He sent me cold food plants for the emperor to repair. He was fine then. "Xiaoyan's last visit was only two days later! If you really like rhythm, Xiaoyan's reaction at that time was not very sad and decadent, but Xiaoyan, a delicate person, loved Ji Heng for so long, so it was easy to let go? Jiu Feng wanted to think, feel a little strange, but she couldn't say for a moment. Lv Jie went on to say, "In fact, it is not the first time for Ji Heng to come to Qingqiu. When she came to Qingqiu, she obviously smelled of Ji Jun in the East. Jiu Feng felt even more strange: "East Huangshan is the junction of Ji Jun and the mortal world." . What is she doing there? "Clean green is also impossible to talk about. The information before and after is very trivial, and it seems that it can't even be a complete message. So there are other things. Jiu Feng thinks things are not that simple. Just a few days later, Donghua will take the cold food factory to practice. Anyway, let Donghua know at least a little now. Even if he did it himself in the end, at least Donghua should know why. Maybe Donghua knows something. Jiu Feng was going to find Donghua's report, so he went to find Cang Yi, the fairy who was in charge of the world. It seems that I haven't seen Ji Heng for hundreds of years. Ji Heng's methods are really much better than in the past. Jiu Feng put down his teacup: "Lv Jie, we'll talk about this another day. I will solve the blood curse as soon as possible. Please let these two birds wait quietly first. If there is not enough food, go to the fox hole to find some emergency and tell the children not to go out all the time. Although the blood curse is not aggressive, its essence is to hurt the immortal slowly and weaken the child. Don't hurt the immortal root. "After that, Jiu Feng disappeared, leaving his brain green. Really, what's the hurry? She didn't even hear it! However, when Lv Jie looked at it carefully, it was quite intimate. After so long, Jiu Feng is still familiar with the nine songs. Although the identity is different, the essence has not faded. Lv Jie was ready to get up and go back, and looked at the peach blossom brew on the table, revealing a twist: This is good wine! It's wasted here Finally, I put peach blossom wine in my long sleeve and took him away.
The atmosphere here in Tyson Chak Palace is a little subtle. Donghua looked at Jiu Feng helplessly. He flashed out and fell to the ground. Although he is still young, she is the only one in the world who can stumble after flashing such a small spell. Jiu Feng got up and patted the dust on his body, smiled awkwardly at him, sat down on the soft couch opposite him, and immediately put on a serious look: "Your Majesty, is there any secret in the Oriental Jijun Mountain that others don't know?" Donghua is puzzled. Why did he ask him such a question when he came back to clear autumn? "Did you teach Ji Heng a good lesson?" Donghua feels that it is still necessary to make sure that the daughter-in-law has not suffered in front of others. Jiu Feng paused, then waved his sleeve: "Actually, to tell the truth, most of my money was spent on words, and my aunt in the army naturally helped me solve it." If I used any power on her, it was that I put her blood curse on my castle peak and her. Donghua raised his eyebrows: "Xiaobai, you have made great progress and done a good job!" " ! "Then left a proud look on his face. Jiu Feng snorted: "If I say that she provoked me alone, maybe I am kind-hearted and won't treat her badly, but she is betting on me this time, so I naturally want her to look good." Donghua said coldly, "if she annoys you alone and doesn't annoy you, I naturally want her to look good!" Jiu Feng smiled: "I know you protect me!" Donghua then asked, "Why do you want to ask Dong Huang Jun Jishan? Jiu Feng told Donghua what Lv Jie said to himself. "。 Hearing this, Donghua's face sank. After a while, he said, "There is no secret you said, but you are afraid that you don't know. In addition to being the junction between the fairy world and the mortal world, the East Emperor Ji Junshan is also an entrance to the underworld, but this entrance is quite narrow and obscure, so few people enter the underworld from this entrance. Jiu Feng asked with a heavy voice, "You mean Ji Heng went to the underworld, not the mortal world?" ? ""It is very likely that the demon race didn't have any fighting capacity in the ancient flood. Demon people have no tricks except spells. After the war between the gods and demons, the demon family did not intervene as an outsider, and the later days were quite stable and smooth. There is no wind and no waves, so it exists. " Jiu Feng asked curiously, "what about the goblin king? Haven't you seen her? "Donghua lost in thought:" Yes, I have, but she is a rather dissolute woman and an alternative existence among the protoss immortals. They have never seen any king like the devil. After that, the inferno didn't have much contact with the protoss. It can be said that there has been no contact in recent years. " Jiu Feng is a little disappointed, so the clue is broken? Jiu Feng asked Xiaoyan, "Where is Xiaoyan? Where is Xiaoyan? Xiaoyan will never have such a big turning point in just a few days. He is like an outsider with nothing to do. " Donghua couldn't explain clearly: "There are many factors in this. Why can I only ask Yan Chiwu myself?". Maybe he opened it himself, but it was really impossible in such a short time, or he was cursed and confused his memory. If it is the latter, then even if you ask, you can't ask anything. "Yes, cast a spell! Why didn't she think Xiaoyan might be cursed by others!
I have to say that Donghua is Donghua, and his idea was right from the beginning. Yan Chiwu was cursed as expected. Just after he sent the cold food strain to Jiufeng, he was cursed when he returned to hell, but it was not a spell of memory confusion, but a confusing trick. This tactic will make people confused in a certain situation, and their memories will be staggered, but it is a sleepy look and it is difficult to be confused.
Jiu Feng couldn't help thinking of the unique spell of the nine-tailed fox family: ecstasy. Ecstasy can also achieve the effect of making people unconscious, and in this world, except for their nine-tailed fox family, even Donghua, Mo Yuan, and people with broken faces don't know how to untie this spell. Jiu Feng thought, "What spell could it be? Worse than ecstasy? " At this time, Donghua seemed to think of something, and his face changed and he silently spit out three words: "Empty move." Jiu Feng didn't understand: "What is an empty move?" Before Jiu Feng finished, Donghua disappeared like a fairy, and Jiu Feng quickly followed.
The wild mountains in the east, with black red lips, evoke a soul in her hand: "Even if you don't care about the world of mortals, Donghua, you will appear ..."
I haven't written much for two days. I'm sorry here first. Can you guess who this man with black lips is? Spoiler, Jiu Feng finally has a clever competitor. I won't abuse it for the time being, so don't worry. )
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