If you are in trouble, ask for jokes.

Letter from the Tang Priest Dear Wukong:

I have lived in heaven for a long time. I don't know how you are doing in Huaguoshan. I write this letter slowly, because I know you can't read quickly. We have moved, but the address has not changed, because we brought our house number with us when we moved. It rained twice this week, the first time for 3 days and the second time for 4 days.

Yesterday we went to buy pizza, and the clerk asked, "Do you want to cut it into 8 pieces or 12 pieces?" Your diligent Jenny said, "Cut 8 pieces, I'm afraid you can't finish cutting 12 pieces." The pizza in that store is not bad. Let's go to a restaurant on the street for steak sometime.

And your aunt Guanyin said that the coat you wanted me to send was overweight when it was mailed, so we cut the buttons and put them in the pocket of that coat.

Your sister Chang 'e gave birth this morning. Because I don't know if it's a man or a woman, I don't know if you want to be an aunt or an uncle. Nothing has happened recently. I will write to you again.

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Ps: We were going to send you money, but the envelope has been glued.

Classic slip of the tongue, laughing at you! ! ! The first one:

A primary school student participated in the school recitation competition for the first time and was particularly nervous. The teacher encouraged him for a long time, but his palms were still sweating. It's finally her turn.

Pupils gritted their teeth and walked a few steps to the center of the stage: "Teachers and classmates, the topic I recited is: Red leaves are crazy (maple leaves are red) ..."

The second one:

As a primary school student, I am particularly envious when I see my classmates who are assigned to read the composition by the teacher. I always hoped that the teacher would let me read it. The opportunity has finally come.

"So-and-so, read your composition to everyone!

Pupils suddenly stood up: "My teacher". Teacher, how much I look like your mother ... "

The third one:

This time, I am the host of a song and dance troupe, and I am not proficient in learning.

At a performance, I hurried on stage without being ready.

The performance takes turns.

It was her turn to announce the curtain call: "Audience friends, please listen to Du Zi flute ..."

The fourth one:

My family often plants green onions in pots in winter to keep them fresh and tender.

My sister saw it when she came home for the New Year and said happily to my mother, "Hey! Mom, it's too rough ... "

My mother and I both laughed.

The fifth one:

There is a neighbor named "Auntie" who goes to work by bike every day.

I met her at the door early in the morning. I smiled and said politely, "Grandma, Daban ..."

Bah! ..... I want to bite off my tongue.

The sixth one:

My classmate anonymous, one day feeling sorry for himself, suddenly turned to the person behind him and said, "Is my chest hair nice?"

He was startled and said, "Oh, I want to ask if my eyebrows are fierce."

Ha ha. . . . Don't forget to give me extra points!