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What is the most developed in China?

China was the most developed country in the world during the Tang Dynasty! Now, the positive world comes first. China is now the country with the largest economic development acceleration in the world! There are many negative firsts: the number of patent applications ranks first in the world. In 2005, the number of patent applications in China reached 470,000 and the number of trademark applications reached 650,000. The two figures add up to more than 1 10,000, which is the highest in the history of global intellectual property applications. Among these three kinds of patents, the invention patent can best reflect the innovation ability. In China, three-quarters of invention patents are granted by foreigners. As of June, 2005 165438+ 10, domestic invention patents only accounted for 24.38% of China's patent applications. Japan applies for more than 400,000 invention patents every year, and the United States applies for more than 200,000, which are the countries with the largest number of patent applications in their respective countries. The sum of the five-year patent applications of 10 electronic information enterprises with the largest number of patent applications in China is only equivalent to the patent applications of IBM in the United States 1 year. 97% of the intellectual property rights in the world are in the hands of developed countries, and our independent intellectual property rights are less than 2%. We can't help but see that China people are still in the position of "wage earners" to a great extent in the industrial division chain all over the world. At present, China's total scientific and technological human resources have reached 32 million, ranking first in the world. However, China's scientific research achievements are not satisfactory: the output rate of basic scientific research is very low, and few high-quality and influential research papers are published every year. Moreover, in recent years, China's scientific and technological circles are still full of plagiarism, infringement scandals and false exaggerations. In 2003, China ranked 38th in the world in science and technology competition index. From 65438 to 0993 to 2003, the number of SCI papers in China was 253566, accounting for 2.48% of the global SCI papers. China needs 3.68 times more R&D talents and 4.48 times more scientists and engineers to create unit GDP than Japan. This shows that, in terms of contribution to GDP, 4-5 China researchers can top 1 American researchers. As far as tobacco is concerned, China ranks first among eight countries in terms of flue-cured tobacco planting area, flue-cured tobacco yield, flue-cured tobacco growth rate and number of smokers ... China ranks first in the world in the number of deaths caused by road traffic injuries every year. China owns 1.9% of the cars in the world, but the traffic accidents caused by it account for 15% of the world. In 2005, the death toll of road traffic accidents in China was close to 654.38+10,000. The traffic accident rate in China is 100 times that in Japan. The number of students in higher education in China has increased from 6.28 million in 1998 to140,000 now, ranking first in the world. Judging from the proportion of payment, the expenditure of college students in China is more than twice that of Japan, which is the highest in the world! The proportion of education expenditure in GDP in China has been declining for three consecutive years. At present, the proportion of China's education investment in GDP is 3.4 1%, of which the proportion of social funds in GDP is 1.94%. In 200 countries and regions in the world, there are very few social funds exceeding 2%. This means that ordinary people have paid a very high price for supporting education. China is the largest coal producer in the world, and the death rate of coal mines in China ranks first in the world. In 2004, China produced 65.438+66 billion tons of coal, accounting for 33.2% of the world total, but the death toll from mine accidents in China was 6,027, accounting for 80% of the world total. In the same year, the United States produced nearly 654.38 billion tons of coal, but only 27 people died in coal mine safety accidents. In 2004, the death rate per million tons in China was 3.96, and that in the United States was 0.039. The death toll of coal mine accidents in China is more than 100 times that of the United States. In addition, the cumulative number of pneumoconiosis patients in China is equivalent to the sum of pneumoconiosis patients in other countries in the world. China's real estate industry has achieved many world firsts: the ratio of house price to per capita annual income in China is as high as 12: 1, ranking first in the world. The average profit rate of real estate in China is 30%, ranking first in the world. Recently, the Ministry of Construction said that the private rate of urban housing in China is close to 82%, ranking first in the world. On the other hand, stephen roach, chief economist of Morgan Stanley, once said, "At present, two-thirds of countries and regions are facing the real estate bubble crisis, and China ranks first among all real estate bubble countries and regions." Do the people of China really live in a suitable place? The population without any medical insurance ranks first in the world: the famous survey company Zero Company conducted a household survey in 7 cities, towns and villages in 7 provinces in February 2005. The survey results show that 65.7% people have no medical insurance. That is, among the 654.38+300 million people in China, 845 million people have no medical insurance. Public expenditure ranks first in the world: China officials spend more than 300 billion yuan on public funds for food and drink every year, and China spends more than 300 billion yuan on official cars every year, both of which rank first in the world. The number of death penalty cases ranks first in the world: nearly 10,000 cases are sentenced to immediate execution in China every year, almost five times that of all other countries in the world combined. China ranks first in the world in the proportion of officials and people: China officially announced that its proportion of officials and people reached 1:28( 1: 18), ranking first in the world. The dependence on foreign trade ranks first in the world: China's dependence on foreign trade has reached 80%, far higher than other developed and developing countries. Working hours rank first in the world: China has become one of the countries with the longest working hours in the world, and its per capita working hours surpass those of Japan and South Korea. With the popularization of overtime work, it is estimated that as many as 600 thousand people die of overwork every year. Chinese tourists spend as much as $987 per capita on overseas travel, ranking first in the world. In recent years, the income gap between urban and rural areas in China has been widening, and the per capita income ratio of urban and rural areas in China has increased from 65438+2.8 in 0995 to 3. 1 in 2002. If non-monetary factors such as medical care, education and unemployment insurance are taken into account, the income gap between urban and rural areas in China is the highest in the world. Now that China's economy has developed and its comprehensive national strength has been enhanced, it doesn't hurt that China has the strength to build more world firsts, but it might as well strive to build "the world's most livable city" and "the world's first university". In the eyes of ordinary people, "the highest TV tower" is not as good as "the hospital that most reassures patients"; The "most reasonable school" is also more important than the "biggest ferris wheel"; I'd rather have "the most perfect social security system in the world", and no one cares where the "longest arch bridge in the world" is built ... What the people are most concerned about now is when "serving the people" will rank first in the world, but it seems to be a joke that God can describe in time only after communism is realized.