A joke of seeking flowers with high scores!

Why teachers' day flowers have also been beaten.

I was surprised to see this post when I visited the cat flutter today.

, why?

The man said that he sent a wreath today, but he was beaten by the man and stared.

Pay attention to sending flowers-

Mr. yi wants to sell flowers to employees.

The flower seller asked if it was for a girl, a young lady or a young lady.

The gentleman said, "What does it matter?"

The florist said, "This is very important. If it's a girl, it's all flowers and bones; If it is a young lady, it is in bud; If you are a lady, you must send it. "

The gentleman said, "If it is an old lady with broken flowers and willows, what will it be?"

The flower seller said, "Well, well, you can buy a chopstick."

The gentleman asked, "Why?"

The flower seller said, "Because she opened it."

The misunderstanding of sending flowers-

On Valentine's Day, Mr. Chen bought a bunch of flowers for his wife on a whim. The wife is very happy, because this is the first time that Lao Chen has taken the initiative to buy something for her. Although it is not very affordable, it shows that her husband still thinks of her. She casually asked, "How did you think of buying me flowers?"

Lao Chen said, "Today is not Valentine's Day!"

"What? Valentine's day? "

"Yes, men send flowers to their lovers today!"

Hearing this, the wife threw the flower on the ground and burst into tears: "you heartless, I am your legally married wife!" Why do you have to buy me flowers today, so that people can see me unconsciously and think I am your mistress? This let me go out later ... "

A mouse strayed into a flower shop and was chased by a cat. When the mouse found that there was no way to escape, it picked up a rose and prepared to resist. The cat saw it, lowered its head and said in shame, you damn fool, why didn't you show it earlier? I chased you for n years!

Man: Today is Tanabata. Let me send you flowers.

Woman: All right!

What kind of flowers do you like?

W: I like two kinds of flowers!

What two kinds? I'll see you off!

Woman: money to spend! Spend it!

Male: @ @ # * y% * &；; $

Knowledge of sending flowers

In order to chase a beautiful girl, I decided to launch a flower offensive. ..

I asked my boss: a rose represents the only ... three represents I love you. ..

Nine flowers means forever .. What does 999 flowers mean?

Flower shop: ... OK ... My family has money. ..

Boys and girls are at odds. The boy bought a pot of flowers for the girl who lives on the sixth floor. After a while, the flower was thrown out of the window by the girl.

The next day, the girl found the boy with a bandage on his head and asked strangely, "What's the matter?"

"What's the matter?" The boy said angrily, "didn't you throw the flowers back?" The girl giggled. The boy went on to say, "You dropped the flowerpot together."

Dongzi and Xiaoqing work in the same office building. After several meetings, he had the feeling of "calling". Dongzi is a technician. He knew nothing about romance, but after several inquiries, he learned that Xiaoqing liked roses and bought them for her.

Xiaoqing is a very pure girl. The first time she received roses from Dongzi, her happy expression inadvertently showed puzzled eyes. What does he think? Later, Dongzi often sent flowers to Xiaoqing, and every time it was 1 1 flower.

Xiaoqing was at a loss until one day, a colleague told her that roses have flowers, and different numbers have different meanings. 1 1 Rose stands for "life", which is really touching!

Is this a promise? Xiaoqing is very excited, but she still hopes that Dongzi can say this sentence himself.

So she went to ask what Dongzi 1 1 rose stands for. I didn't expect this guy Dongzi to be vague and prevaricated.

No way! Be sure to force this fool to confess, Xiaoqing has been pestering Dongzi to ask. Dongzi was too shy to say anything when he was killed. Being forced by Xiaoqing, I had to ask the little girl who sells flowers in the flower shop.

Xiaoqing followed Dongzi to the flower shop. The little girl who is usually considerate is not here, only an aunt in her 50 s is pruning flowers and plants. Xiaoqing noticed that there were many 1 1 roses on the shelf.

Dongzi asked, "Auntie, do you know the flower language of 1 1 rose?" While trimming the flowers, the aunt said angrily, "I have been planting flowers for more than 20 years, but I have heard a lot of rhetoric!" "

Dongzi froze. Xiaoqing was also very anxious and asked, "It must mean something. Why else do you have so many roses here? "

Aunt said without looking up, "It's very simple, because … buy ten and get one free!" " "

The guest asked the waiter to send a bunch of flowers to the lady living in room 10. The waiter said, "Oh dear! Honey, you are the third man to send flowers to this lady today. "

Guest: "What! What are you talking about? Who else sent her flowers? "

Attendant: "sorry, they never call the roll." They all said that she would know who sent it. "

The guest said, "Great, take my business card and tell him that the first two flowers were also from me!" " "