65438+February 12 humorous joke: this life is short.

My daughter-in-law and I went to the bank to remit money, and she filled out the form first. I stopped the car and went back to the bank. I saw half of my daughter-in-law's money leaking in her pocket. I want to play a prank, pretend to steal and scare him. As soon as I reached out, I was kicked 3 meters away by the security guard.

persuade

It's past twelve o'clock in the evening, and the brothers in the upper bunk are still watching movies. Considering that there will be a class the next morning, I can't help but persuade him: "Hey, don't look late, there will be a class tomorrow. What are you doing after class? "

Start activity

I played until it was dark, and the girl ticket angrily called me home and scolded me as I walked: I don't play two balls at home, I want to go out to play. I smiled and said that I was tired of playing table tennis every day. I still like playing basketball because it is big. The old doorman passing by heard him say, stop arguing, little girl. I like playing table tennis. If he doesn't play, I will play with you. ...

change

This morning. Me: "Wife, it's windy today. Why is my windbreaker missing? " Wife: "I've worn it for five years, and my cuffs are broken." I donated the donation box downstairs for you and took out more than nine pieces of change in my pocket. " Me: "Well, that money was saved by Xiao Zhang. . . . . . "

rob

Going home late at night, a dark figure appeared on a remote road, pointing a knife at me: "robbery." I had a brainwave: "Your knife is quite good. Can I exchange my iPhone6s plus 128G rose gold with you? " He actually agreed. I'm too smart. I shouted "Don't move, grab" when I took the knife. The robber paused, then silently took out his gun.

visit

A daughter-in-law went to the army to visit her husband who had been a soldier for three years. No one's place, the daughter-in-law said shyly, you are spoiled! Husband said: hmm. Daughter-in-law quickly took out her mobile phone and handed it to him, saying, here, let you surf the Internet!

appreciate

An old man beat Tai Ji Chuan in the park, which was very powerful.

A young man saw it with envy: "Uncle Kung Fu is so good, how did he practice?"

The old man said, "Ancestral Kung Fu! I'm standing still, try hitting me with all your strength! "

So the young man punched the old man hard, and as a result ... 56 thousand yuan was wrong!

touch control

A couple who had been married for many years slept until midnight, when the husband suddenly turned around and hugged his wife tightly, saying that this life was too short. My wife woke up and shed tears. Mr. Wang went on to say: I can't even cover my feet!