Funny copywriting full of routines

1. if you can only choose one person and food you like, how do you choose to eat? Eating food: eating people you like.

2. Take a close disciple, the tuition fee is 888 yuan, and he only teaches to close the door. Now he also teaches to turn off the lights, close the windows and turn off the air conditioner.

3. When I was in college, there was a female classmate who had a good relationship with me and was a little ambiguous. One day in class, she quietly said to me, "Be my prince." When I was excited, I blurted out, "OK, Mother."

4. I fell down in the street. Everyone around me laughed at me, so I got up and fell down several times, laughing to death!

5. According to the research, 9% of the boys can't find the reason why their girlfriends are angry, and the remaining 1% can't even tell whether they are angry or not!

times have changed. Now, watching the video of my beautiful sister in Tik Tok or live broadcast platform every day makes me feel in love. Unlike before, I have to fall in love in person.

7. if you have no money or time to travel, buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only have a look, but also have a look around.

8. I will have a son named "Hao Shuai" in the future. Then people will say, "What a handsome father!"

9. Today, I suddenly found out that junior high school love died of changing seats, senior high school died of placement, and college died of graduation, but I am not. So far, I have no face to fall in love and die of looks.

1. I pursued my dream, and others called me childish and ridiculous, but I persisted. It turned out to be really childish and ridiculous.

Xi. In my opinion, there is no age difference in love. As long as the face is beautiful, it will not be a problem for five thousand years.

12. stew rice in the morning and ask your husband, "do you want soft rice or hard rice?" My husband looked at me disdainfully and said, "You make it sound like you can stew. I hope it is cooked." I ...

XIII. There must be pure friendship between men and women, because every girl who knows me says that she can only be friends with me at most.

14. "Let's talk about something heavy, such as your weight!" After a silence, the sister replied, "This is too heavy, so let's talk about something superficial, such as your IQ!" "

15. While my wife was taking a bath, I looked at her mobile phone and found her voice chat with her mother-in-law. The wife said, "I'm bored in my chest today. I'll beat him up later to vent my anger." Mother-in-law: "Don't do unreasonable things, first turn over the old accounts to pave the way."

16. I wish there was someone who would make me miss you so much. I can't sleep well, and I'm getting thinner, thinner, thinner, thinner.

XVII. What should I do if I don't want to wash clothes? Just take a daughter-in-law. If the daughter-in-law is virtuous, she will wash your clothes. If your daughter-in-law is tough, you will learn to wash clothes.

18. A friend coughs while smoking. I advised him: can't you quit smoking? He said: You can't quit! Quit. It's fatal. Me: Are you so addicted to cigarettes? He said: No, your sister-in-law said that if I can give up smoking in my life, she will die ... < P > XIX. Actually, there is nothing to be ashamed of for being ugly, and no one will want it if I lose it.

2. which moment makes you feel really poor? God replied: I asked all the buildings in the school, but I didn't borrow the Nokia mobile phone charger. 21. I was scolded by the teacher for sleeping in class today. But I am not sad, because there is another girl I have admired for a long time. The teacher's voice can't be calm in my ear for a long time: didn't you two sleep last night?

22. Before Yu Gong died, he called his son to the bed and said with all his strength, "Move the mountain! Move mountains! " Son: "sparkling?"

23. The male god finally confessed to me: "On the wedding day, would you like to walk into the palace with me?" I nodded excitedly, and I became the best man!

The twenty-four and five-year-old granddaughter asked her grandmother how old she was. Grandma said she was so old that she couldn't remember her age. The granddaughter said, "If you can't remember, you can look at the label on your panties. Mine says it's 5 to 6 years old. "