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The ashes of all timelines
It's called jealousy. I don't care what others think of me. I just don't want others to be happier than me.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): I thought there was a person in this world who wouldn't be jealous because he was too proud. When I started out,
I know a man, because he likes to wander around in the East, so many years later, he has a nickname called Dongxie. Ouyang Feng (monologue): Yuhuang is almost thirty years old this year. There is drought everywhere. Where there is drought, there is trouble. If there is trouble, then I will live.
My name is Ouyang Feng, and my job is to solve people's troubles, that is, to help others relieve their troubles. Ouyang Feng (to himself): It seems that you are in your early forties. For more than forty years, there are always things you don't want to say.
Or some people you don't want to see again, some people have been sorry for you, maybe you thought about killing them, but you didn't dare. Ha, still
You don't think it's worth it, but killing people is easy. I have a friend who is good at martial arts, but life is a little difficult recently.
If you give him a little money casually, he will definitely help you kill that man, though you think about it. Actually, killing people is not easy.
Yi, but many people will take the risk for their own lives. Ouyang Feng (monologue): After I left white camel mountain, I went to this desert and started another life.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): On the sixth day, I was shocked. Every year at this time, a man comes to me for a drink. His name is Huang.
This man is very strange. He always comes from the East. This habit has been maintained for many years. This year, he brought me a personal letter. Huang: Not long ago, I met a man and gave me an altar of wine. She said it was called "Let Life Slip Away from You". After drinking, I can call you.
Forget everything I have done. I wonder why there is such wine. She said that people's biggest problem is bad memory, such as
If everything can be forgotten and every day in the future is a new beginning, how happy you should be. This bottle of wine was supposed to be delivered.
This is for you. Looks like we're going to share it. Ouyang Feng (monologue): I always find it hard to accept things that are too strange, so I have never drunk this altar.
Maybe this wine really works. From that night on, I began to forget many things about Huang. Ouyang Feng: Do you remember how we met?
Huang: I don't remember.
Ouyang Feng: Do you remember how you got here?
Huang: I don't remember either.
Ouyang Feng: Why do you always look at that birdcage?
Huang: Because it looks familiar. Ouyang Feng (monologue): He got drunk that night and left early the next morning. I don't know why he passed out on that altar.
Give it to me, but I can see that he has something on his mind. Every time he sees me, he goes to see someone. Ouyang Feng (monologue): A month later, Huang went to a far away place, which was his good friend's hometown. After his friend cheng
At that time, Huang once lived there for a period of time. One day his friend left home, and since then, he has never left Huang.
Yes, I do. Huang: Can I buy you a drink?
Blind swordsman: I just want to drink water today.
Huang: Have I seen you before?
Blind swordsman: More than that, you used to be my best friend, but now you are not. What are you doing here?
Huang: Not long ago, I met someone. She gave me a jar of wine. She called it "drunkenness". After drinking, no matter before.
I will forget everything I have done, and I want to know why there is such wine. I found it really effective after drinking it. I don't know if you have.
Not interested in trying?
Blind swordsman: Do you know the difference between drinking and drinking? Wine, the warmer you drink, the colder the water.
Huang: Will we meet again?
Blind swordsman: No! Blind swordsman (monologue): I once swore that if I met this man again, I would kill him. But I didn't do it,
Because when I saw him, my eyes were blind. (Therefore, the inn outside Suzhou)
Shop assistant: Are you a man or a woman?
Murong Yan: Princess Yan, Miss Murong Family, how dare you offend me so much? Believe it or not, I will kill you! Huang: You are drunk.
(Murong Yan drew his sword and stabbed Huang)
Huang: Ha ha ha ... Ouyang Feng (monologue): If a person has a bad memory, don't go to too many troublesome places, because you may forget your enemies. That day,
Huang almost died at the hands of a man.
There are always a few months every year when people seem unwilling to die. After the spring of the following year, I didn't buy or sell it. Only one person came all month.
Find me. Murong Yan: I want you to help me kill someone. His name is Huang.
Ouyang Feng: He is one of the best fencers today. I don't think it is easy to kill him.
Murong Yan: I will kill him at all costs. But I have one condition, he must die in my hands, and it is the most
A painful death.
Ouyang Feng: Why do you hate him so much?
Murong Yan: He abandoned my sister because of a woman. Ouyang Feng (monologue): His name is Murong Yan, and he claims to be a descendant of Murong Gongzi. He and Huang are in the peach blossom forest outside Gusu.
The feeling of hitting it off at first sight. On that day, the yellow calendar said: On the fourth day, beginning of spring, the east wind thawed. This means a new beginning. One night, yellow medicine
The teacher played a joke on him. Huang: If you have a younger sister, I will definitely marry her.
Murong Yan: OK, we have a deal. Don't regret. If you regret it, I will kill you.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): Later, they made an appointment to meet at a place, but Huang didn't. Murong Yan: Has my brother looked for you?
Ouyang Feng: Who is your brother?
Murong Yan: His name is Murong Yan.
Ouyang Feng: It seems that he has been here.
Murong Yan: Does he want you to help him kill people?
Ouyang Feng: I forgot.
Murong Yan: If you really dare to kill him, I will kill you.
Ouyang Feng: Your brother is very generous. Wouldn't it be a great loss not to promise him? Few people are willing to spend so much money to kill people these days.
Murong Yan: As long as you don't promise him, I can pay you double the price to compensate your loss. However, I have one condition, and you have to change it.
I killed a man. He is my brother Murong Yan.
Ouyang Feng: Your brother and sister have strange feelings. Do you really hate your brother so much?
Murong Yan: Yes! Because he won't let me be with Huang, he thinks I belong to him. So, he must die! Murong Yan: Has my sister come to see you?
Ouyang Feng: Not bad.
Murong Yan: Don't have any malice towards her, or I will kill you.
Ouyang Feng: You care about your sister.
Murong Yan: She is my only relative. I just want to protect her. What did she come to you for?
Ouyang Feng: She asked me to kill a man. His name is Murong Yan.
Murong Yan: Huang Shiyou must have taught her.
Ouyang Feng: Even without Huang, she would have done it because she was leaving you.
Murong Yan: I won't let her leave me unless I die.
Murong Yan: Did you see my brother today?
Ouyang Feng: He told you.
Murong Yan: Why don't you do it?
Ouyang Feng: I'm afraid I can't get the money. It is not difficult to kill your brother, because he has a weakness. Do you know what this is? It is you. I told him.
You are the one who wants to kill him, just to see his reaction. Since he is against you and Huang, maybe he likes you, if so.
So, to what extent do I like you?
Murong Yan: He wants me to accompany him all my life.
Ouyang Feng: So he really likes you.
Murong Yan: Unfortunately, I don't like him. My favorite person is Huang.
Ouyang Feng: Isn't he sad?
Murong Yan: Let him be sad! Since I am so unhappy, why not find someone to accompany me. I just want him to taste it, not get one.
Personal taste.
Ouyang Feng: You are cruel. Aren't you afraid of his death?
Murong Yan: I just want him dead! Ha ... why do you say these words to me!
Ouyang Feng: I've been thinking about the question your brother asked me for a long time, and finally it occurred to me that the most painful way for you to die alone is.
Is to kill the person he loves most first. but I cannot do it. If I kill you, who will I ask for money from? Right?
Murong Yan: Someone tried to kill me!
Ouyang Feng: Why would anyone want to kill you for no reason?
Murong Yan: Because they say I am Huang's favorite woman. Don't let them kill me! Ouyang Feng (monologue): That woman refused to leave that night. I saw her in such a panic, so I gave her a glass of wine, and then
She fell asleep when she came. Murong Yan: Where did you hide my sister?
Ouyang Feng: Why are you so sure that I brought her in?
Murong Yan: I know she came to see you, and no one has seen her since.
Ouyang Feng: One night, she came to see me. She said she was being hunted and begged me to take her in, and then she left. She didn't come home?
Murong Yan: My sister has nothing against others. Why would anyone want to kill her for no reason?
Ouyang Feng: It seems that she is Huang's favorite woman.
Murong Yan: Joke! If he likes her, why did he leave her?
Ouyang Feng: Some people will find out after they leave that the people they left are the ones they love the most. Maybe Huang is such a person.
Murong Yan: He is not!
Ouyang Feng: Why are you so sure?
Murong Yan: Because he fell in love with another woman! Ouyang Feng (monologue): When a person is frustrated, he will more or less find an excuse to hide himself. In fact, Murong Yan is not just Murong Yan.
However, the same person has two identities, and behind these two identities, there is an injured person. Ouyang Feng: Brother Murong, you are drunk.
Murong Yan: Brother Murong? You have the wrong person. I am not Mr. Murong. I'm the princess of Dayan State, Miss Murong, and I
His name is Murong Yan. Who are you?
Ouyang Feng: Don't you know me?
Murong Yan: You once said you would marry me. How could I not recognize it?
Ouyang Feng: Did I say anything like that?
Murong Yan: When * bad words have been filtered * I traveled to Suzhou, I drank with you under the peach tree, and you touched my face drunk. You said, if I had a sister,
You must marry her. You know I'm a daughter. Why did you do that?
Ouyang Feng: How can you be serious when you are drunk?
Murong Yan: Because of your words, I have been waiting until now. I asked you to take me away, but you didn't. You said you couldn't.
I like two people at the same time. The woman you love is Murong Yan, so why do you like other women now? Do you have any ideas?
Really, I once looked for that woman, because some people said that the woman you love most is her, and I wanted to kill her, but I didn't.
I did it because I didn't want to prove that she was. I once asked myself, am I your favorite woman? Now I don't want to know.
Road. If one day I can't help asking, you must lie to me, even if you don't want to, don't tell me that you are the most.
I'm not the person I like. Woo-hoo ... Ouyang Feng (monologue): It was a long night because I seemed to be talking to two people at the same time. Later, I couldn't tell the difference anymore.
Is she Murong Yan or Murong Yan? Ouyang Feng: Murong Yan? Murong Yan?
Murong Yan: Tell me, who is your favorite woman?
Ouyang Feng: That's you. Ouyang Feng (monologue): I have been asked this question before, but I didn't answer it. I changed my identity to yellow. I think these questions are.
This word is actually not difficult to say. Ouyang Feng (monologue): When I was sleeping that night, I felt someone touching me again.
Ouyang Feng (monologue): I know it's not me she wants to touch. She just thinks I'm someone else. Am I wrong? she
My hands are as warm as my sister-in-law's. Ouyang Feng (monologue): No one has seen Murong Yan since that day, and no one has seen Murong Yan. A few years later, a strange man appeared in the Jianghu.
Swordsman, no one knows his origin, except that he likes to practice sword with his own reflection. He has a very special name, called Dugu.
Seek defeat.
Ouyang Feng: You wanted to see me?
Filial daughter: I want to find someone to avenge my brother.
Ouyang Feng: What happened to him?
Filial piety daughter: A few days ago, a group of swordsmen passed by my house. My brother is young and ignorant. He offended one of them and they killed him.
My brother.
Ouyang Feng: Does the government care?
Filial piety to daughter: Because they are swordsmen of Taiwei's mansion, the court dare not kill them.
Ouyang Feng: How much can you afford?
Filial daughter: My family is very poor. There is no money at all. Only this basket of eggs and Lu are left. This donkey belongs to my mother.
The dowry left to me before.
Ouyang Feng: If you want to avenge your brother, you have to raise some money. No one will offend Qiu's swordsman for a donkey.
Revenge comes at a price. If you are ugly, I advise you to die. Think I'm up to something with you, I just want to
I tell you, if you want to sell it, you will be more valuable than that donkey. Know what I mean?
Filial daughter: I won't do that. If you don't have enough money, I'll keep waiting. I think someone will help me. Ouyang Feng (monologue): I don't know if she really wants to avenge her brother or if there is nothing she can do. Everyone will stick to their own.
Faith, in the eyes of others, is a waste of time, but she thinks it is very important. From here, she seems to be alone. (thinking of my sister-in-law)
Ouyang Feng (monologue): I had the same dream for the next few nights. I dreamed that the peach blossoms in my hometown were in bloom. It suddenly occurs to me
Sorry, it turns out that I haven't been back to white camel mountain for many years. Ouyang Feng: Is there something wrong with your eyes?
Blind swordsman: I have bad eyes since I was a child. The doctor said I would be blind at the age of 30.
Ouyang Feng: How old are you this year?
Blind swordsman: Just thirty years old.
Ouyang Feng: Why are you still here?
Blind swordsman: Every spring, peach blossoms in the countryside will bloom brilliantly. I want to see them again before I go blind, but it's a pity that I have to travel around.
It has been used up. I heard that you specialize in helping others solve problems. Can you help me?
Ouyang Feng: A friend of mine killed a bunch of horse thief here a few months ago. I heard that the brother of the horse thief will come back for revenge recently, but
I'm sorry that my friend has left. People nearby are worried that their fish will be hurt and are willing to pay a sum of money to find a master to kill it.
Blind swordsman: I heard that there is a sharp knife man around here. I wonder if he is here.
Ouyang Feng: What do you want with him?
Blind swordsman: I want to see if his sword is mine soon. Blind swordsman: I shouldn't be here.
Knife man: It's too late for you to regret now.
Blind swordsman: Can you save one hand?
Knife man: No! Stay and save your life.
(The blind swordsman kills the swordsman with one sword)
Blind swordsman: You misunderstood. I said I shouldn't come because you are no match for me. I said leave a hand, but you want to give me your life. Filial daughter: Can you help me?
Ouyang Feng (monologue): Although I am a stranded swordsman, I live a regular life and come here for a drink every day.
After eating two bowls of rice, he will leave at sunset. Ouyang Feng: Why do you always look at that woman?
Blind swordsman: Because she reminds me of another person.
Ouyang Feng: Your wife?
Ouyang Feng: If you miss her so much, why are you wandering around?
Blind swordsman: She fell in love with my best friend.
Blind swordsman: When will horse thief arrive?
Ouyang Feng: About a day or two.
Blind swordsman: I hope they will arrive soon. If they go back too late, the peach blossoms will all be gone. Ouyang Feng (monologue): There are seasons when flowers bloom, and no one knows when the horse thief will arrive. He waits outside the city every day,
I found that he waited longer and later. Although he lights an oil lamp every night, I know he can't see it at night. Filial daughter: Do you dislike me?
Filial daughter: Do you really want to go back to your hometown?
Blind swordsman: Yes.
Filial daughter: Are you married?
Blind swordsman: Why do you ask?
Filial piety daughter: I guess you must like your wife very much.
Blind swordsman: You can say that.
Filial daughter: In that case, why not accompany her? Blind swordsman: Can you buy me another bowl of wine?
Ouyang Feng: Are you so happy tonight?
Blind swordsman: I'm afraid I won't have a chance to drink again tomorrow.
Ouyang Feng: I don't think they will arrive until dawn. I have prepared lanterns for you.
Blind swordsman: It doesn't matter to me whether there are lanterns or not.
Ouyang Feng: You can't see anything?
Blind swordsman: The sun is fierce and you can still see. I hope it will be better tomorrow. If I don't come back after sunset, please help me find it.
A man named Huang told him that there was another person waiting for him in our country.
A synopsis of "Ashes of Time"?
On the night when his lover (Maggie Cheung) angrily married his brother, Ouyang Feng (Leslie Cheung) left Bai Tuo and entered a small town in the desert to become a killer intermediary. His friend, Huang (Tony Leung Ka Fai), a romantic swordsman, comes to town to have a drink with him every year. The news about Bai Tuoshan in Jiuhua made him forget the past and gradually turned into self-deception.
Yellow is just a superficial article. He has a crush on Taohua (Carina Lau), the wife of his good friend "Blind Warrior" (Tony Leung Chiu Wai), and Taohua left him forever after her husband died. As for the spoony woman Murong Yan (Brigitte Lin), she is unwilling to honor her promise, which makes Murong Yan lose her identity. Hong Qi (Jacky Cheung), village girl (Yang Caini) and others had a brief affection with Ouyang Feng, and also had a painful past that only they knew was unwilling to look back.
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