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Customer: The rice in your restaurant is really good, and there are quite a lot of varieties. Waiter: Isn’t there just one kind? Customer: No, there are raw and cooked. And half-baked. More 100,000 bad jokes are available on the Fresh Graduates Joke Network.

A powerful essay

This person is a real talent and a pillar! If you don’t believe it, pay attention to the third vertical line of the text when reading. ah. Note! It’s the third vertical row. Spiritual choice, I have lived in this world for more than ten years. Although I have always strengthened the cultivation of my sentiments, sometimes it is still difficult to make some big decisions that affect my life. To survive or to perish, that is the question. Shakespeare...

Going to a buffet

One day my friend and Mr. A went to a buffet. When they were almost done eating, the restaurant owner appeared in front of Mr. A and handed him Give Mr. A a VIP gold card, and then say: This is the VIP card of the hotel next door. I will invite you to dine next door in the future.

Xiaomeng

? What’s your name, Xiaoyue? ?Haha, my name is Xiao Ming. The sun is on the left and the moon is on the right. ?Oh, my dog’s name is Xiaomeng. ?

You have a higher IQ than her

At lunch, my boyfriend gave me a piece of meat and said: "It's hot, be careful." ?The girl next to her saw it and glared at her boyfriend: ?Look, she is still afraid of burning her wife, so you don’t care about me!? His boyfriend said calmly: ?You have a higher IQ than her. ?

Drunk

When we were young, a neighbor’s brother, who was older than us, got drunk and fell on the way home. He got up and pushed the car and continued walking. When he got home, he took his wife from the car. I took it off the bed and put the bicycle I pushed back on the bed. The next morning I discovered that it was not a bicycle at all. After I fell down, I threw the bicycle aside and picked up a tree branch and pushed it home.

No money to buy Nei Nei

A man's family was poor and his wedding was coming soon. He had no money to buy Nei Nei, so his mother took a rice bag to replace it. On the wedding night, the bride undressed and took off her pants. The bride was startled when she saw a writing on the groom's crotch: Net weight fifty kilograms.

The rice is really good.

Customer: The rice in your restaurant is really good, and there are quite a lot of varieties. Waiter: Isn’t there just one kind? Customer: No, there are raw and cooked. And half-baked.

Not my wife!

I was watching the news just now, and there was a report in it that one night, there was a woman who wanted to commit suicide by the moat, and there were many onlookers. Suddenly, a man risked his life and jumped into the two-meter-deep river to save others. Everyone was appreciating this man's righteous deed. Unexpectedly, the man swam to the woman anxiously and took a look, ah, she is not my wife!

The reason why Yang Xiu was killed

The reason why Yang Xiu was killed: One day Yang Xiu went to the bookstore to buy books and saw a book written by Montesquieu. Yang Xiu looked up to the sky and laughed: ?Hahahahaha, Meng De is a bird who can also write books. ?

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