A selection of ghost stories and jokes

As a kind of folk literature, ghost stories have extensive social connections and rich content of the times, which should be paid enough attention to. The following are some ghost stories and jokes I recommend for you.

Collection of ghost stories and jokes 1: ghosts are crying.

Once two classmates (both girls) went out to play together. Because they had to spend the night on the trip, they decided to sleep in a double room together. One of the girls sings very well, so the other girl is always afraid to sing in front of her. She is very inferior and shy.

That night, she really wanted to sing, but she didn't want to be heard by her roommate and was afraid of being laughed at, so she thought, then I'll sing secretly in the shower and no one will know!

When the running water in the shower is loud, she sings quietly to herself. When she came out of the bathroom in high spirits, her roommate looked very nervous and asked, "Did you just sing?"

She thought, how can this be admitted? So she denied it, and her roommate's expression was almost crying. She said, "I tell you, this room is not clean. I heard a ghost crying while you were taking a bath just now. . . . . "

Ghost Stories and Jokes 2: The Back.

Once upon a time, there was a rich family. There are only mom and dad and a pair of brothers and sisters at home. My sister died in a car accident. Since then, the family has been shrouded in gloom.

One day, a man was walking in the park when he suddenly saw the back of a very beautiful lady. She was wearing white clothes and a blue silk scarf. Wow! How beautiful! The man thought so in his heart, so he followed the young lady to see where she lived. As a result, the lady found out that he was a pervert and ran away in a hurry. In the panic, the blue silk scarf fell to the ground, and the man picked it up and followed her. As a result, he followed it and followed it to the rich man's door. He saw the young lady walk into the door of this family with his own eyes. With a scarf in his hand, he boldly rang the doorbell. As a result, an old woman came out and asked, what are you doing?

He said, I'm looking for your woman.

The old woman said with a bad temper, you have the wrong person. There are no young ladies in our family. I slammed the door. The young man waited nearby every day, but didn't wait for the young lady. At last the young man died. Moved out of the city.

After many years, the young man has grown up and has a successful career. One day, because of the need of his position, he returned to this city. He couldn't help thinking of the young lady with a beautiful back again, so he told the person who received him that he would go back to the rich family to have a look. The person who received him went with him. When he got there, he really saw the young lady, dressed in white and wearing a blue silk scarf, walking into the house. He asked the person who received him if he knew who the young lady was. The man sighed and said, alas, speaking of this family, it is really pitiful. Their young lady died at a young age. Her brother has a good relationship with her because he can't stand the blow. He is crazy. From then on, he wandered around like his sister?

Ghost Stories and Jokes 3: The Complaints of Three Ghosts

Three ghosts who just died met God! They told God that they all died miserably and hoped to send them to heaven! God said helplessly, there are too many residents in the sky now, and they are all full. But there's another place! You said, whoever dies the worst will go to heaven!

So, the first ghost started talking? I was a cleaner before I died. Work is very hard! Busy from morning till night!

One day, I was cleaning windows outside a building! It's the kind of dangerous work hanging outside at high altitude! On the 30th floor!

Suddenly, my foot slipped and fell! I think it's over! I'm dying! But the survival instinct makes me scratch unconsciously! Luckily, I grabbed the railing of a balcony on 13 floor. I feel saved! So I want to climb up after I recover!

Who knows, suddenly someone patted my hand and I fell down again! I think I'm really finished now! However, my life should not be doomed. A tent blocked me. I am glad that I must have accumulated virtue in my last life! I want to wait for my physical strength to recover before I go down. Who knows, a refrigerator fell from it and killed me!

The second ghost said? I was a clerk before I died. Everything is fine. I have a beautiful wife. Great figure! But it's just a little water. I have a slight heart attack. One day I forgot to bring my medicine to work, so I went home to get it. As soon as I entered the door, I saw my wife's hair disheveled and disheveled. Must have a husband. So I looked everywhere in the house, kitchen and toilet, but I couldn't find it. When I got to the balcony, I found two hands on the railing and thought: adulterer! So he patted his hand. I think, 13 floor! See if I can fall to my death!

As a result, I didn't die when I looked at it! Caught by the tent! I was in a hurry, so I searched all over the house and went into the kitchen. I found that the refrigerator was big enough and threw it away. Finally smashed him to death! I'm so happy! Laughing a lot. Who knows, laughing so hard, laughing so hard!

The third ghost said? I was a punk before my death, but I didn't do anything wrong! One day I went to a female friend's house to hang out! Just finished, her husband suddenly came back! I have to find a place to hide. So I searched the kitchen and toilet, and finally found that their refrigerator was quite big, so I hid in it! I don't understand how her husband knew I was in the refrigerator and threw it from the 13 floor! I just fell to my death in my refrigerator!