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How lazy is the first lazy person in history? It is said that you are lazy to death?

The first lazy person in China is in Henan. Someone gave him a cake and hung it around his neck. He only ate the cake in front and didn't eat the cake in the back. He almost starved to death.

This story is not a novel, let alone a joke, but a real thing, and this man of God is Suo Yang, who is known as "the first lazy man in China". How lazy is he? Far beyond your imagination, it is even more magical than Zhang Zheng, the first wine god in Henan.

The first lazy-no matter how hungry, don't finish the cake.

It is said that when Suo Yang was about ten years old, his parents had to go out to do something. It was not appropriate to take Suo Yang with them, so they made a big cake and hung it around Suo Yang's neck. But when they finally came back, they only ate the cake in front of his mouth, and the cake in the back did not move.

Well, these are rumors and legends, which should be said by someone far-fetched, but the following is absolutely true.

The second kind of laziness-digging holes at home to go to the toilet and burning furniture to keep warm.

At the age of thirteen, Suo Yang's father died. At the age of eighteen, his mother went with him. After his parents died, Suo Yang was left alone in the family. Suo Yang can't take care of herself without the care of her parents.

If you want to go to the toilet, dig a hole at home to solve it, and sometimes you are too lazy to bury it; When it gets cold in winter, Suo Yang will burn everything at home to keep warm.

It turned out that Suo Yang's mother was worried that her son was not at ease before she died, so she sent Suo Yang to a restaurant in the county as a waiter. Although she can't earn much money like this, she won't starve to death, will she?

But Suo Yang hasn't worked since he arrived at the hotel. Every time he goes to work, he only finds an empty box when he is full. He slept until it was time to eat. After several days of repeated persuasion, the hotel was really helpless, so he paid for a plane ticket to send Suo Yang home.

The third lazy-dirty to death, never taking a shower and never changing clothes.

After returning from the hotel, Suo Yang went to live with his cousin Yang Desheng. This cousin works in a construction team in the town and wants to take this cousin with him. As a result, when Suo Yang got there, he felt that the environment was too bad and the weather was too hot. Anyway, he was willing to work, but his cousin couldn't stop him and had to let him run home.

After running back home, Suo Yang seems to completely indulge himself, selling all the valuables at home, never washing dirty clothes and rarely changing them. Finally, he couldn't wear them himself, so he threw them away and put on a clean one. Finally, all the clean clothes were worn out. What should I do? Then endure it and never change it.

The fourth lazy-starve to death without eating, die of thirst without drinking water.

Rural folk customs in Henan are simple. Although people don't like and look down on what Suo Yang has done, they often send food to Suo Yang when their parents died in their early years, but Suoyang is too good to even open the door.

The villagers and neighbors left the vegetables and meat they sent at the door and asked Suoyang to take them in to cook, but Suo Yang didn't move once. It's moldy and still motionless.

When the weather is warm, Suo Yang will take the initiative to beg. After dinner, he slept for two or three days, but when winter came, he didn't want to move, and he didn't want to go out for a drink when he was thirsty.

Once, Suo Yang's cousin found that he hadn't seen this cousin for several days, so he packed his food at home and came to Suo Yang's home. He saw that this house was really surrounded by his family, and it stinked, because everything that could be burned was burned by Suo Yang.

On the other hand, Suo Yang is starving to death. Where is the bed? The bed was burned.

These tragedies happened because Suo Yang's parents doted on him too much. When Suoyang was six years old, he could hardly walk. When going out, his father carried it on a pole and never let him work.

Suo Yang wanted to work when he was a child, but his parents couldn't bear to spare their son's efforts, so they immediately stopped him and let him play and sleep. How can such a well-trained person not be abolished?