Jokes that kids like

1. There was a naughty kid who liked to hit people. One day, the naughty kid angrily said to a child: "I want to deal with you." Said it was a beating.

One day his mother said to him, "Your room is so messy, go and clean it up for me."

"Great." An hour later, the naughty child came out and his mother went in. Look, shit, the stool was overturned by him. Glass bottles were shattered on the floor, and the mosquito net was torn apart by him.

My mother smiled bitterly and said, "It's really 'cleaning up'."

2. When I was a child, my mother gave my sister two cents and asked her to take me to the store to buy bubble gum. Eat,

It was only ten cents a piece at that time. My sister bought two pills and ate them all by herself. She would give them to me when she got tired of chewing them. I asked her why she chewed them before giving them to me. She said: " I checked to see if it was poisonous."

At that time, I really felt that my sister was good, and she was my real sister.

3. The 5-year-old son said to his mother: "Someone praised you today."

The mother asked excitedly: "Who? How did you praise me?"

My son said: "When our classmates saw you, they told me, 'Your grandma is so young!'"

4. Last night, a seven or eight-year-old girl asked me what time it was in the elevator!

I wanted to scare him, so I lowered my voice and said: Can you see me?

The girl said with a cute face: Uncle, who can’t see you are so fat?

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