I want to make a lesson plan on the history of the party, and I need a joke that tells the wrong historical knowledge. Not students and teachers, but adults. thank you

Truth: In the middle of the Ming Dynasty, sixty or seventy Japanese pirates landed on the southeast coast, burned and looted along the way, fought guerrilla warfare with government forces and were finally annihilated. On the way, a * * * killed more than three thousand Ming soldiers and civilians. Become a military miracle.

Later, someone said:

The Ming army is a pile of rubbish, and dozens of Japanese are playing thousands of Ming troops for fun. Finally, the Ming army was wiped out. It can be seen how bad the Ming Dynasty was.

Later, someone said:

Dozens of Japanese pirates fought all over the mountain with tens of thousands of Ming troops.

A few days ago, someone said:

A dozen Japanese pirates are like dragons, killing people and stealing goods outside Nanjing. Can the Japanese not be overjoyed? Tens of thousands of troops gathered in the city.

What are the benefits of slandering our ancestors? !