1+ 1 minimum 10 jokes, maximum 500 jokes. The more, the better.

The teacher asked Xiao Ming, "Xiao Ming, 1+ 1=?" Xiao Ming said, "I don't know." The teacher said, "Then go home and ask your family." Xiao Ming went to ask his mother, who was quarrelling with others. Xiao Ming asked, "Mom 1+ 1=?" Mom said, "Asshole!" Xiao Ming knows 1+ 1= asshole; Xiaoming went to ask his father again. Dad is drinking beer. Xiao Ming asked, "Dad 1+ 1=?" Dad said, "Cool!" Xiao Ming knows 1+ 1= cool; Xiaoming went to ask grandpa again. Grandpa is watching TV. Xiao Ming asked, "Grandpa 1+ 1=?" Grandpa said, "gangster!" "Xiao Ming knows 1+ 1= gang boss; Xiaoming asked his sister who was singing the national anthem: people who don't want to be slaves! Xiao Ming knows 1+ 1= people who don't want to be slaves; Xiaoming went to ask his sister who was singing children's songs: rabbit, open the door! Xiao Ming knows 1+ 1= bunny opens the door. The next day, the teacher asked, "Xiaoming 1+ 1=?" Xiao Ming said, "Asshole." "Pa" teacher slapped Xiao Ming, and Xiao Ming said, "Cool." The teacher said inexplicably, "Who taught you?" Xiao Ming said, "The boss of these people. The teacher was startled and asked, "Xiao Ming, what are you doing?" "Xiao Ming sings: people who don't want to be slaves. The teacher shut Xiao Ming out of the door. Xiao Ming knocked at the door and sang, Bunny, please open the door. The teacher fainted.

Xiao Ming didn't know, so he went home and asked his family.

Just entering the house, my mother is looking for green onions. Xiao Ming asked: 1+ 1=? Mom said: green onions, green onions!

He asked his brother who was reading a newspaper and said, Altman.

Ask dad again, watch the ball game, and one goal is scored. A: Cool, one more!

Ask my sister, on the phone, answer: honey, I'll go in a minute.

The next day, the teacher asked 1+ 1=?

"Green onions!"

"Who told you that?"

"Altman!"

The teacher slapped him in the face.

"Cool, one more!"

"Come back to my office!"

Honey, I'll go right away.

A camp recruits new soldiers. A is the first interview. The examiner asked, "What is 1 plus 1?"

A: "3." "Wrong." "5。" "Wrong." "7。" "Wrong, you go!"

The examiner wrote in the score book: I have no education, but I can improvise and accept it!

B came in for an interview, and the examiner asked, "How much is 1 plus 1?"

"3。" "Wrong." "3。" "Wrong." "3。" "Wrong, you go."

The examiner wrote: I have no education, but I stand firm and accept it!

C was asked this question when he came in. C The firm answer is 2. The examiner wrote: I have a degree, but I am not flexible. I won't accept him!

One day, the underworld boss asked you: 1 plus 1 what is it? You are very confused, hesitated for a long time and said: equal to 2. The boss took out his gun and shot you with a bang. The boss blew a cigarette at the gun and said, you know too much!

The teacher asked Xiao Ming, "1+ 1=?" Xiao Ming said, "I don't know." The teacher asked Xiaoming to go home and ask his parents. Xiaoming went home and asked his mother who was playing mahjong. She cried, "Seven!" "Xiao Ming asked his father again. Dad is eating KFC. He said, "It smells good!" "Xiao Ming went to ask his sister again. My sister is watching TV. She saw Clinton and shouted, "American President Clinton!" "Xiao Ming asked his brother again. My brother is reading a book. He read, "My family lives in a beautiful toilet." The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, "1+ 1=?" Xiao Ming said, "Seven!" The teacher slapped him, and Xiao Ming said, "It smells good! The teacher was angry and asked, "Who told you that?" "Xiao Ming said," American President Bill Clinton! "The teacher was about to collapse. He asked," Where do you live? Xiaoming said, "My family lives in a beautiful toilet." "The teacher fainted.