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Writing in English & gt fables
"Ah, what's your name?"
"I'm a bug and I'm eating it." Sika deer need to answer.
The tiger was taken aback and turned to be my milk name. Is it eating mine? Then the tiger immediately asked, "What is your circle for?"
"I have one round, one more round." Sika deer said.
The tiger continued to ask warily, "What is the horn on your head?"
The sika deer said, "This is the meat I can't finish, hanging on the spike fork. " "
With these words, the tiger was cold and ran to the depths of the mountain.
The tiger fled to the mountains and met the monkey. Panting, the tiger replied, "How outrageous! Today, I used worms, with many circles and two' spikes', which were specially used for fork eating! "
The monkey laughed: "You cheated, that's a deer."
"It's obviously a bug." Tiger retorted.
Or, for more thoughts, the monkey said, "We saw it. You used the vine I hung on you." After that, the tiger set off with this idea.
The sika deer saw the tiger come back, and so did the monkey. Sika deer, this must have guessed the monkey's idea. Give it a punishment. So he said to the monkey,
"Monkey, you promised me a turn the day before yesterday, so why did you send it today!"
"Ah, I was cheated by the monkeys!" The tiger immediately turned and ran to the dead mountain, and the monkey fell to the ground, wrapped in rattan, dragging him. The sika deer has stood there and continued to eat its grass with relish.
Sika deer are eating grass with relish. Suddenly, there was a loud whistle in the hut, and Fiona Fang, dozens of miles away, was suddenly silent. The sika deer looked up and saw a tiger coming towards it majestically. Obviously, there was no hurry to escape, so the sika deer had to meet the enemy. The tiger is very strange: I am the king of beasts. What is this? How dare you come up here! So the tiger asked:
"Hello, what's your name?"
"My name is bug, and I eat big bugs." The sika deer answered slowly.
The tiger was taken aback. Big bug is my birth name. Will it eat me? Then the tiger asked, "What is the circle on your body?"
"If I eat a big bug, I will make an extra circle." Sika deer said.
The tiger was frightened and continued to ask, "What's the horn on your head?"
The sika deer said, "This is the meat I can't finish, so I hang it on this' fork'."
Hearing these words, the tiger broke out in a cold sweat and quickly turned and walked to the mountain forest.
After the tiger fled into the deep mountain, it met the monkey. The tiger panted, "Great! Today, I met a bug with many circles and two' sharp forks' on its head. It specializes in eating big bugs! "
The monkey laughed: "You have been cheated, that's sika deer."
"It's obviously a bug." The tiger argued for it.
After the argument, the monkey still had many ideas and said, "Let's go and have a look. You hang me on you with a cane. " After that, the tiger agreed to the idea and set off.
The sika deer saw the tiger coming back with a monkey on its back. Sika deer guessed that it must be the monkey's idea and should be punished. So he said to the monkey:
"Monkey, you promised to give me a big bug the day before yesterday. Why didn't you send it today! "
"Ah, it turned out that the monkey lied to me!" The tiger immediately turned around and ran towards the mountain. The monkey fell to the ground and was entangled in vines, dragging him half to death. The sika deer stood there and continued to eat its grass with relish.
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