Homophonic joke

1. One day, I went to visit Guanyin with my parents and younger brother. I didn't wake up much. I went to the next stop and said, avalokitesvara, who is suffering?

2. Our teacher: I'm looking for three classmates, a man and a woman ... The whole class began to look around for Chris Lee.

The person I despise most is the person who despises others!

4. One of my classmates named Yu Jingbo wrote a letter one day, and the dormitory doorman shouted at the entrance of the dormitory: A letter with dry and cold skin!

5, spit grape skin if you can't eat grapes.

6. A person looks like an onion and cries while walking.

7. Our high school class teacher once again angrily scolded us for not listening to the class and said, "If you do this again in the future, don't blame me for being inhuman!"

8. In physics class, the teacher talked about radioactive elements and said: radioactive elements are very dangerous, so you humans must stay away!

9. Heaven, earth and Dou E are more unfair than me!

10, the movements of divers are very difficult. He turns three times, then somersaults three and a half times, and then somersaults for a month.