What jokes will make you laugh no matter how sad you are now?

I think some jokes that will make you laugh no matter how sad you are now are stupid things you have done. I think some jokes will make you laugh, no matter how sad they are. These are all stupid things I have done before. ?

In Brazil, the local public security was very poor.

A group of robbers with more than 2 people stopped a delegation's van, and seven people from the Russian delegation got off the van and smashed all the robbers.

unwilling, the gangsters stopped the van of a delegation behind them to prepare for robbery.

More than seventy Ah San got on and off the van.

One day, I went to the hotel to meet a customer, and I saw a new machine in the lobby, which said: Disinfect and wash the mobile phone.

I didn't think about it. I took out my mobile phone and washed it. Hey, not to mention, this guy really cleaned up, and then my phone crashed.

a good friend just entered the special police detachment, and his first mission was a migrant worker who asked for wages and gathered people to contain the government.

The riot police dispatched, with the first row of shields, the second row of batons and the third row of water guns. The newcomer is in charge of shouting and photographing in the fourth row. The best friend is in the fourth row. Began to shout, and the leader asked his friends to shout. It was the first time for him and he didn't know how to shout, but he picked up the horn and shouted, "Listen, people inside, you are surrounded!" "

The team leader immediately grabbed the horn held by his friend and shouted, "You should trust the party and the government."

There is a blank question on the Chinese test paper in primary school:

He () sacrificed his life and () betrayed the organization.

someone filled in "rather than";

someone filled in "I'm afraid, so";

someone filled in "it's better than";

There is a person who is famous all over the school. He wrote "I forgot in vain" and there is a wonderful flower who wrote "Big Uncle, Second Uncle".

My mother is a strong person.

When I was a child, she took me to play outside by bike, and my foot got stuck in the wheel. Suddenly, she found that she couldn't ride, so she stood up and rode. A medical college invited leading figures in the medical field to give lectures.

The master is on the platform: "Students, the two most important things in studying medicine are that we should not be afraid of being dirty. We should look at physiological phenomena from a scientific perspective. You are exposed to normal biological phenomena, and you should not abandon them. Look, this is a stool specimen. "

With that, the master dipped his finger and licked his finger, and suddenly there was a voice of disgust on the podium.

"see, class? You can't be afraid of being dirty, it is the material for studying medicine. You all have to take a bite like me. "

after thinking about it, we should not let the leading experts look down upon it, it's a big deal! So I queued up and took a sip.

After that, the master said, "Students, the second thing to study medicine is to learn to observe. Just now, I dipped my index finger and licked my middle finger."

So I think that any jokes that will make you laugh after listening to them, no matter how sad they are now, are stupid things that have been done.