Jokes are humorous, hilarious and short.

The joke is short and hilarious. In our daily life, we need some short jokes, which can help us to relieve our emotions in our busy life. Here are some brief information about jokes and humor that I have compiled for you. Let's have a look!

Humor, hilarious, short, 1. First, in love, let your boyfriend cook, wash dishes, wash clothes and make money everywhere.

Second, the main sports of contemporary youth: send express delivery, send takeaway!

Third, after entering the society, I discovered that I can't spell my parents, but only Pinduoduo.

Fourth, women are either beautiful or hardworking. If they are beautiful and work hard, they can delay a little.

It's not the grand ideal that keeps me going, but making a lot of money and buying it at buy buy.

Six, show loving people changed wave after wave, only me, single.

Seven, some people say that I am handsome, I also laugh, because I smile more handsome.

Eight, men like beautiful faces, and women like sweet words. So women wear makeup and men lie.

If one day you suddenly think of me, please pick up your mobile phone and dial my number. No matter how busy and idle I am, as long as you say "I invite you to dinner", I will appear in front of you rain or shine. This is my lifelong commitment to my friends!

Ten, like a person to confess, don't worry so much, although the possibility of failure is very high, but what if it becomes a spare tire?

Don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

12. Every morning, my bed tugs at me and won't let me go. It's too greasy. No, I have to find a way to cure it.

Yesterday, I went to the city to participate in the pigeon racing, but I went alone.

Fourteen, the design of the parking lot in the community is so poor that it is just like a maze. It takes a long time to find out that you don't have a car every time you go out!

Fifteen, as a girl, I can't get pregnant, but I will get pregnant.

It's windy outside today and I'm scared. I can't if everyone else is blown away. That's a real pity.

Seventeen, the crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu and stepped on the road. Suddenly looking back and looking around, there are countless uncles and aunts. Occasionally, beautiful women patronize, or married women, and most of the rest are basically ugly.

If you feel sick and retching when brushing your teeth, don't brush your teeth in front of the mirror.

Humor, hilarious, short. 2. Love is a game. The name of the game is: see who is crazy first!

Second, learning to bully during the exam is like Wifi, and people within the range of Fiona Fang 10 meter are asking for passwords.

Third, you can get a good job by investing in the right resume; You don't have to work if you have the right child.

Fourth, don't have children. What should you do when you are old and sick in the future? What, this kid is my future drug detonator?

You must scold me, because you don't know me well enough, because everyone who knows me wants to cut me.

Six, women like two kinds of flowers best in life: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible!

7. What does a gentleman say but not do? The most typical thing is: I only eat and don't wash dishes!

Eight, years have smoothed your edges and corners, in fact, you have been taken away by life.

9. A little boy walked into a toy store with fake money to buy a toy plane. Aunt waiter said, "Little friend, your money is not real." The little boy asked, "Aunt, is your plane real?"

10. My son failed in the middle school entrance examination and was scolded by his wife. I went to comfort my son: You must study hard and surpass your father in the future. The son paused and said weakly, I can't guarantee anything else. However, I am sure I can find a better wife than you in the future.

I used to be young and enterprising, but now my youth is gone, which is why I am so enterprising.

Twelve, on the way home, I saw a lot of takeaway brothers rushing to deliver food, and suddenly felt very inspirational. Everyone else is still eating so late. What reason do I have not to eat? Thirteen, men have two major pains. A woman who marries herself is pregnant with someone else's child. A woman pregnant with her own child married someone else! Oh, my God.

Fourteen, we agreed to grow old together, but you secretly baked oil.

Fifteen, the money in the pocket is the most changeable and ungrateful, and the fat on the body is the most inseparable.