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Snow white's script

The Modern Funny Script of Snow White

Characters: Queen, Mirror, Snow White, Grandma, Three Dwarfs, Tang Priest, Bajie, Narrator: Performer A, Performer B, Wukong, Friar Sand Scene 1.

Narrator: A long time ago, there was a gorgeous queen, but behind the gorgeous, there was a jealous heart. As long as she hears that someone is more beautiful than her, she can't stand it. She has a magic mirror and often goes to the mirror to admire herself. (Queen, on the magic mirror)

Queen: Mirror Mirror, tell me who is the handsome guy in the world?

Mirror: Sorry, there is something wrong with the system. Please re-enter the voice prompt. Queen: Forget it. Tell Ai Jia who is the most beautiful woman in the world.

Magic mirror: the most beautiful person in the world, with long black hair like a waterfall, snow-white skin and graceful figure. Every man will be tempted when he sees her, and every woman will sigh at her. She is-Snow White. Queen: You broken mirror, where did you get so much nonsense? I am the most beautiful woman in the world! Mirror: If the beauty of Snow White can be compared with that of the West Lake, you are at most a pool of water on the roadside. Queen: You, you, you ... If you weren't limited in the world, I would have smashed you! I don't believe I'm not as good as a princess or a queen? !

Magic mirror: Master, I think external beauty is secondary, and spiritual beauty is the most important. But if you really want to be beautiful, you must try ... try ... Queen: Is it long gone ... Mirror: (taking over the queen's words) Yes, it's the long-lost one-give me back my drifting fist. . (Actors A and B continue to perform, and give me back my drifting fist. ) If you play for 7749 days like this, you can become as beautiful as him. (Pointing at actor B, posing for actor B, and then getting off)

Queen: I can't wait. I hope Snow White won't see the sun tomorrow. Go kill her! ! Mirror: Oh no, she's too beautiful for me.

Queen: Loser! Beware of losing your family and giving you to Sister Furong, so that you will never be born again! Mirror: Wow, that's vicious. I'll go. I'll go.

The second field

(Scene: Actor A plays an old woman walking slowly. )

Old woman: My eldest son wrote back the day before yesterday that swine flu broke out in A county, and I was fidgeting at home. I have to see him while the weather is fine today. (Looking at the horizon in the distance) Well, seeing that the sun is going down, we have to hurry. Just about to speed up, suddenly, her foot slipped and fell, and Snow White ran past.

Narrator: The magic mirror is right. Snow White is a lively and lovely girl. She often helps others with a kind mind and takes caring for others as her own happiness. Snow White: (helping the old woman) Be careful, Grandma. Old woman: Thank you, girl. What's your name? Snow White: My name is Snow White. Let me help you.

Old woman: OK, OK. You are really a beautiful and kind girl.

When she walks to the stage, the old woman gets off and Snow White stands thoughtfully. Mirror: (behind Snow White) Snow White? Snow White: Well, who are you? Mirror: Me, me, I am the famous Michael Jackson-his fan. My name is Momo. Oh ... Mo Xiaobei. Snow White: Oh, Mr. Mo, but how do you know me? Mirror: (with a sly smile) Ha ha ha, I was sent by your mother to take your life.

Snow White: No, don't (flinch in fear). How cruel it is to kill an innocent person at will! Do you want to be remembered by Grimm's fairy tales forever? Magic Mirror: Cut the crap and take your life-Snow White: (Suddenly transformed into a beautiful girl warrior) The power of the moon prism-transformation, for the sake of human love, peace and justice, I will punish you on behalf of the moon! After a fight, the mirror was quickly repelled.

Magic mirror: Ah, boss, why is this happening again ~ ~ ~ (imitating the iron-hearted train man) Narrator: Over there, the queen is still waiting for the news of the magic mirror. (Queen, look in the mirror and take photos while walking. Magic mirror: (behind the queen) Huang ... Huang (form) ... Queen (making a wound) Queen: (pointing at the mirror sternly) Why are you back? ! Mirror: I ... She ... Idaho. ...

Queen: What? (magic mirror) Go to hell! (under the magic mirror) It seems that we have to do it ourselves. It's not good to measure that he can run on the first day, (shrill laughter) Hahahaha ... (under the queen)

Third field

Scene: A small house (replaced by a stool)

Narrator: There are three lovely dwarfs living in the forest. One day, they met the lost Snow White. (From the music Swan Lake, three dwarfs line up to dance in Swan Lake, and Swan Lake stops. )

Three dwarfs: (sing "I am a dwarf" together) I am a dwarf, a handsome dwarf; I am a dwarf, a beautiful dwarf; I am a dwarf, alas, you don't understand dwarfs! (Posing with his back to the audience) Yeah! Dwarf A: Alas, it's backwards. Three dwarfs: (posing to the audience) Yeah! ("Swan Lake" music, three dwarfs jump "Swan Lake" and retreat to the back of the house to squat down. Snow White) Snow White: Alas, why am I lost again? (suddenly sees the house and points) Is anyone living here? (loudly asks) Is anyone there?

Dwarf A: Who are you? Snow White: I'm Snow White. (Three dwarfs run to Snow White) Dwarf A: (Pointing to Snow White) Really? Snow White: Of course ~

Dwarf B: As a princess, you must know a lot of poems. Let's test you.

Shorty A: Let's start with a simple one: the old man talks about teenagers, pulling yellow on the left and holding the sky on the right ... Snow White: caring for each other without words is only a thousand tears. Dwarf B: Sit up in critical condition. Snow White: She smiled and asked the guests where they came from. Shorty C: A moment in spring is worth a thousand dollars. Snow White: Not as good as Wang Lun! Dwarf A: You can't even find a place to step in iron shoes.

Snow White: That man is in the dim light. Dwarf B: King Guy Woody. Snow White: River Demon in Baota Town. Three dwarfs: (looking at each other excitedly) Right, right. Snow White: Now you believe me.

Dwarf A: Yes, but how did you come to this place? Snow White: (sad) My mother sent someone to kill me. Dare not go back, and get lost on foot.

Dwarf c: it doesn't matter. Let's go to our house first (Dwarf and Snow White get off together)

Scene 4

Scene: A small house. Snow White walked slowly in front of the house.

Narrator: On this day, all three dwarfs went out, leaving Snow White alone at home. The evil queen finally found Snow White. She changed her face and carefully made a poisonous apple, trying to poison Snow White. Queen: (looking around with a magnifying glass, I suddenly saw Snow White and was shocked)! Miss, do you want to learn to dance?

Snow White: Thanks, I don't want it. I can jump already.

Queen: There's a saying that you dance well. Show it. Jump, jump if you can. Snow White: Let's dance.

Queen: (takes out an apple to Snow White) Girl, your performance is really wonderful. I planted this apple carefully, so I give it to you as a gift. Snow White: Thank you. (Picking up the apple and biting it) Queen: (Showing a treacherous smile) Haha ... This is the first strange poison in the world that I developed exclusively, and it died in one day! Snow White: (pretending to be calm) Ha ha ha! The first strange poison in the world killed you that day, and it should be half a step with a smile from our White House.

Queen: Ha ha ha, nonsense. We scattered seven different poisonous insects a day, and Hedysarum was extracted for 7749 days. It is colorless and tasteless, killing people without a trace.

Snow White: Hum, our smile is made of honey, Fritillaria cirrhosa, Platycodon grandiflorum and Saussurea involucrata. It doesn't need refrigeration or preservatives. Besides being highly toxic, it tastes good.

Queen: People who die after eating us for a day will lose their martial arts, their veins will flow backwards, they will have delusions, become possessed, and finally die of a burst blood vessel. Snow White: That's right. As the name implies, friends who eat half a step with a smile must never walk half a step or laugh, otherwise they will explode and die.

He: It's really a family trip, and it's an essential medicine for killing people. Narrator: So, where can I buy it?

Snow White: This elder brother is really lucky. I happen to have one here. Queen: Hahahaha ... I would be the most beautiful person in the world without you ... Hahahaha (Queen said) Narrator: When the three dwarfs came home, they were very anxious to see Snow White in a coma. Dwarf A: Snow White, what's wrong with you? Why are you foaming at the mouth? Dwarf B, C: Snow White, Snow White ... Dwarf C: Hurry, hurry to the hospital. (The dwarfs lift Snow White together, but they can't) Dwarf A: This is heavier than a pig! Shorty b: what should I do?

Narrator: At this time, the Tang Priest and his disciples who went to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures passed by here (the light went out and a beam of light shone on Tang Priest).

Bajie: Master, the scenery here is picturesque. Why don't I take your picture?

Tang Priest: No, quit. There aren't many films left. I want to take a photo with Guanyin's sister and give it to the teacher. The road to the west is full of difficulties, rustling and empty. I am eager for my teacher. Go and help me make two steamed buns. Wukong and Friar Sand: Yes, Master.

(At this time, the dwarfs found them. )

Dwarf A: Hey, somebody help me. Our Snow White was accidentally poisoned.

Bajie: Huh? Girl (exaggerated) ~ ~ Master, let's go and see the Tang Priest: Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. All right, go and have a look.

Narrator: When the Tang Priest saw Snow White, he thought what a beautiful girl it was. What a pity to die. Tang Priest: Come on, take the Youlemei from Guanyin as a teacher. Bajie: Here you are, Master.

Narrator: The Tang Priest gave Snow White a quiet beauty, and Snow White gradually woke up and told Tang Priest what had happened to her. Tang Priest: This patroness, God has the virtue of being good at life. That's very kind of you. Let me grant you one wish. Snow White: Me? Then I hope the queen can become more beautiful and kind. Qi: Why?

Dwarf C: She came to hurt you! Snow White: (in front of the audience) Although she wants to hurt me, I still want my mother to be happy. Don't take external beauty seriously, in fact, the real beauty is hidden in everyone's heart. Each of us is beautiful, as long as you give your love to others and let others feel your love, then you are the most beautiful person!

Tang Priest: That's right. External beauty is secondary, and spiritual beauty is important. Look at my disciples. Although they look like pigs and monkeys, they all have a kind heart and sasha vujacic. Although he is ugly, he is very gentle. Narrator: After that, the Tang Priest continued on his way, achieving a positive result, and successfully got a photo with Guanyin's sister. Snow White met her prince charming, gave birth to a child named Harry Potter, and lived a happy life. Oh, yes, and the queen ... the end of the play.