My girlfriend is frustrated at work and is eager to comfort him with jokes. She just wants to laugh like a bean. 150 points.

Look at some healthy people. They all say I love you. First of all, if you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you blink again, I'll die. 2. A three-year-old boy took a three-year-old girl's hand and said, "I love you." The little girl said, "Can you be responsible for my future?" The little boy said, "Of course! We are not children for a year or two! "

Third, if there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice. Silly love, plain life, clumsy snuggling, silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still snuggle up in the haystack and bite your ear tightly ... Fourth, weather forecast: sometimes I miss you from early morning to day, and in the afternoon, I think my mood will drop by five degrees. Affected by the prolonged low pressure area, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you. Five,

Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life. . Finally, I only like you, I hope you are happy, my angel ~ ~