Ask for short English jokes to be interesting.

A painting contractor is talking with a woman about a job. She said she wanted the first room to be light blue. He wrote it down, went to the window, opened it and shouted, "Green side up." They went into the second room, and she said she wanted a soft yellow. He wrote it down, went to the window, opened it and shouted, "The green side is up." The woman was curious, but said nothing. They went into the third room, and she said she wanted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this sentence, went to the window and opened it. He shouted, "Green side up." Finally, the woman asked, "Why do you keep yelling at the window?" "I'm sorry," he replied, "but I have a group of blondes laying turf across the street.