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As a tour guide, I am leading a group of elementary school students. What games can we play on the bus?

1. "Eat yak": Let the guests take turns with "I like to eat the xx (part of the body) of the cow the most" and tell them all the edible things on the cow. Whoever repeats it will perform it. This program is very time-consuming and fun. If you run out of food, you may eat cow hair or cow poop. . . If it’s a large group of more than 40 people, forget it! One thing to pay special attention to is that if there are ethnic minorities in the group, such as Xinjiang people who do not eat pork, you must not let the guests play the pig-eating game! 2. "Sing to each other or tell jokes": If you ask guests to tell jokes or sing songs, you may often encounter uncooperative guests, causing an awkward situation. At this time, you can encourage the guests to applaud (there are n ways to applaud), you can ask the guests to meow like dogs and cats, or you can ask them to learn tongue twisters from you, etc. It can be relatively simple. Of course, in order to encourage them to participate, they can also be divided into several factions to perform programs (such as antiphonal singing competitions). The factions can be easily named: Emei School, Qingcheng School, Minshan School, etc. Let people who didn’t participate judge, and give an appropriate reward to the first place winner! For example, postcards from Jiuzhaigou are fine. 3. "You do and I guess": There are programs on TV where one person performs actions or describes in words, and the other person guesses. You can guess the items on the car, you can guess the scenic spots, you can guess an action. . . The tour guide acts as a referee and awards a prize to the winning party - a pack of beef jerky or a bottle of mineral water. 4. "Wedding Night": Ask each guest to prepare a wedding dress that starts with a number (numbers include one, two, three, one hundred, one thousand, ten thousand, etc., such as "a thousand purples and reds", "hit the nail on the head", "one man is the man") Close, ten thousand men cannot open it" and so on are very classic!), write it in a book, and then write down the name of the corresponding guest. After that, the tour guide takes the book back and asks the corresponding guest to read "The first night of the wedding, xx ( Guest name) xx (four-character idiom)", this game is very effective, and live jokes will have surprising effects! ! Use this on the way home and travelers will leave the bus with a smile on their face! Something similar is "On our wedding night, my lover xxxx and I (words in aabb format)". If the guest says words like overlap, up and down, forward and forward, the effect will be even better! Of course, this degree must be mastered. For example, there are children in the group. . . 5. "My butt": Let the guests say the word, in the format of aa or abb. For example, "My butt smells good..." "My butt is red" are all good. Of course, you have to give the microphone to the guest and let him say it himself. 6. "Dancing in the car": The dancing mentioned here is just sitting in the car. If you stretch out your left hand, the guest will have to stretch out his right hand. No matter what action you make, if there is a guest who does the same as you, you lose and you will be punished by singing! !!7. "Bright seven and dark seven": The so-called bright seven is: 7, 17, 27 and the like, and the dark seven is: a multiple of 7. Sometimes 15 is also included in the game. These cannot be said. Numbers, when it is your turn, you have to jump to the next number. If you say 15, make a big moon with your hands. If you say it wrong, you will be punished. 8. "Frog Trap": A frog has one mouth, two eyes and four legs. ; Two frogs have two mouths, four eyes and eight legs. By analogy, each person will be punished if he says the wrong quantifier or numeral. 9. "Story Solitaire": If you encounter someone with strong comprehensive ability. Guests can also play a "story solitaire" game. The tour guide first selects a story line that is easy to interest people. After you tell the beginning, the guests will pick up the story. (speed and propriety), if someone fails to pick up, of course it is his turn to perform the show, and the tour guide must play a role in connecting the previous and the next. 10. "Word combination": Prepare paper and pen and give them to the guests 3. A piece of white paper, write your name on the first one, your place on the second, and your favorite thing to do on the third (the more exaggerated the place and thing, the better), put them into 3 bags respectively, and let the guests draw, There will be many unexpected and interesting things when you form a new combination. The advantage is that it is funny, it takes a long time, and the guests are easy to accept. It would be better if there are small gifts. 11. Tongue twisters: "Let's go around." Twist once, see a willow tree, give a hug." The second person has to say: Walk twice, twist twice, see two willow trees, hug twice. After counting to ten, return to the beginning. The rules of the game are Whoever makes a mistake will be punished and thrown out of the program. Because it is a temporary act, many people may not be able to get around it. Some people say how many hugs they will give first, and some people forget about the number relay and are ready to listen to the bursts of laughter in the car. Laugh. Others, such as letting them (guests) talk about their hometown, will work well, of course, if the group is from different places.

12. Killing game: It’s not really about killing people, don’t get me wrong. The rules of this game are a bit long. (No details will be omitted) 13. Guess the name of a place or person: The guests come from all over the world and have traveled all over the country. Many of them love to travel. Then let them guess: gold, silver, copper and iron - Wuxi, warm seasons - Changchun, safe journey - Lushun, patriarchal preference - Guiyang, calm sea - Ningbo, Battle of Chibi - Sun Yue and Liu Huan, parachute - —Zhang Fei, sold everything except quilts —Liu Bei. Foreign ones can also be used, such as "Red Manor" (Denmark) and "Blue Crops" (Netherlands). If the customer feels it is too difficult, you can give some tips appropriately. At that time, appropriate small gifts still had to be prepared. Riddle: This is a lot. For example: a piece of green grassland - name the flower (plum blossom), here comes a sheep - name the fruit (strawberry), and here comes a wolf - name the fruit (yangberry), here comes again A group of sheep - Name a snack (Xizhilang) Brainteaser: 1. Point to the roof of the car with your left index finger and ask the guest "What is this?" The guest will usually answer "1", (the answer should be "This is "Forefinger") do the same thing with your right hand and then ask the guest, "What is this?" The guest will most likely answer with the index finger (the answer should be "This is 1"), and you have to find the answer based on the question. 2. Fangfang dropped her student ID card at the school gate, what should I do? (Pick it up) 3. Why did a hungry cat run away when it saw a mouse? (Go after the mouse) 4. What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? (Water, flat) There are oil lamps, heaters, and fireplaces. Which one should be lit first? (match)