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I love my family.

My family is a family of five: grandpa, grandma, dad, mom and me. I love my family composition. Although we are not very rich, we are happy. We love each other, never quarrel, and have nothing to worry about. ...

Let me talk about interesting things at home!

Once, my mother peeked at my secret diary. Hearing this, I flew into a rage and immediately lay on the bed and began to cry. Dad knew about it and said, "Come on, I'll avenge you!" " "Just like mom walking." Bang! "A crunchy, I thought dad really hit mom. It turned out that my father put his hand next to my mother's head, then raised one hand, immediately clapped his hands, and clapped his hands with the hand below. When my father came, I said, "The new court sentenced my father to two years' imprisonment for the crime of sheltering." "Ha ha ha ha!" We laughed together.

Another time, when I was reading a book when I was young, I saw the sentence "a potbellied guest walked into the teahouse" I asked my father, "What do you mean by edge?" Dad asked, "What paunchy?" "I know I asked you! Look, this is the word! " I pointed out the word to my father. "Fool! This is a big belly (pian)! " Dad said. "Oh, what does that mean?" "This shows that a person has a big belly!" "Oh ..."

I love my home, a happy home; I love everything in our family, everything … I love my family more. This is a happy home, full of laughter every day!

I love my family.

Class 4 (3) Guo Yuting I have a happy and warm home, and my parents take good care of me. My mother gets up at six o'clock every morning to make me a nutritious breakfast, and then sends me to school and cleans my room to make my home clean and comfortable. Whenever my exam results are not satisfactory, my mother will severely criticize me and let me sum up the reasons for my failure, while my father will always say with a smile, "Nothing, try to do well in the exam next time." Dad gave me great encouragement.

This family is full of happiness and joy. Dad often travels on business, and my mother doesn't go out to work to take care of me. My father is very concerned about my study. As long as my father is at home, he will help me with my homework. Before the mid-term exam, my father used the weekend to help me review my math comprehensively. My father patiently taught me the process and methods of solving problems every time until I understood them. My mother will also ask me about my study every day, encouraging me to study hard and believe in myself. In my life, my mother takes better care of me. She loves me very much and tries to meet all my reasonable requirements.

I remember when my mother was ill in hospital last year, my father went to the hospital to take care of my mother after work every day. I had to have dinner at my aunt's house and wait for my father to pick me up at night. One day, my father came back very late. I have been doing my homework at my aunt's house. At about 8 o'clock, my father came to pick me up. When I get home, my father is going to take instant noodles out to soak. At this moment, the telephone rang. I secretly helped my father make noodles when he answered the phone. Dad said to me happily, "the baby has grown up." After dinner, my father went to the hospital to take care of my mother, and I stayed at home with my grandmother. I think I'm grown up and sensible. My parents work hard for me day and night. Although we can't do much for them, we can't increase their burden. So during this time, I finished my homework seriously every day. Only by studying hard and being a good boy can we best repay our parents.

In fact, the home does not need to be big or luxurious, as long as it is warm and warm, and the family can live in harmony. I am very happy to live in this home, and I love this warm and sweet home.

My superman e home

Completed four (3) classes. Our family is really full of talented people. Why do you say "talent"? Please read the following story:

Smoking Superman: Dad

"Ha, ha, ha." Dad smoked at home again. There is smoke everywhere in the house, as if it were on fire. My mother walked into the living room angrily and shouted rudely to my father, "Who told you to smoke?" ! Throw it away quickly! "Dad threw the cigarette into the ashtray. Seeing that my mother has gone far away, alas, there is no tiger in the mountains, and the monkey is the overlord. My father continues to start his "super smoke bomb", which makes me miserable. At the same time, my mother rushed over like lightning and said angrily, "I said no smoking, and you still smoke!" "Take it out and smoke it!" "Good good! I threw it away! " Dad hurriedly smiled and pointed the cigarette butt at the ashtray and squeezed it hard. "That's more like it." Mom turned around and just left, and dad took out a cigarette like magic and continued to light it. Alas, there is no way to take dad!

Networm Superman: Mom

If you want to count who is my "cyber superman", it must be my mother. As soon as she comes home from work, the first thing she does is turn on the computer. Open Youku videos on the Internet and watch TV dramas with relish. After dinner, she started staring at the computer screen and "fighting" until 1 1 in the evening. As soon as I got off work today, my mother stayed by the computer as usual and started her "video war" again. Dad also wanted to check the stock online, so they started a computer competition. "Watching TV shows every day, not doing serious things. Let me see the closing index. " Dad grabbed the computer and turned off mom's video. "Okay, okay, let me finish this episode." Mother pleaded, "just a little, a little." "No, no, go and cook. Otherwise, our whole family will eat midnight snack! " Dad is sitting in a chair. The petite mother was no match for her father, so she was suddenly pushed away. "What a nuisance!" Mother gave her father a heavy blow and walked away helplessly. "Have a meal!" Just a few minutes later, mother's crying rang out in the restaurant. "My wife is really capable, and she has food to eat so soon!" My father and I happily ran to the table and sat down. "Convenient for a big meal!" Mother smiled and took out three bowls of instant noodles. "ah! Protest! Eat instant noodles again, and our whole family will soon become instant noodles! " Dad patted the table angrily and said loudly. "An inch of time and an inch of gold, we should cherish the limited time!" My mother grimaced and ran to the computer with instant noodles.

Superman: Me

I am a real "smart ghost" at home, and I won a big fight with my mother.

Once, I was quietly playing video games at home, and my mother found me. My mother yelled at me, "Who told you to play video games? Go away! " I suddenly lost face and left despondently. I whispered in my heart, "Hum! Only you can play, I can't. How many people do you have to know to reach me 1 challenge me with IQ? Joke! " I suddenly came up with a "trick" I secretly unplugged the Intel wireless connector at home. ...

Mom turned on the computer, but she couldn't get online. "Is there something wrong with the computer?" Mother tried anxiously on the computer, but she still couldn't work it out. I looked at my mother in a hurry and laughed out of breath. "Not good." Mother was green with anger when she found out. In a rage, she set the password. I'm too smart to be smart. I can't play video games anymore. I'm depressed.

One day, dad wanted to use the computer, but he didn't know the password and couldn't open it.

Dad asked his mother loudly, "What is the password?" Mom whispered "090909", ha! I pricked up my ears long ago and quickly wrote on the paper. So I can surf the Internet quietly again. How can mom be my opponent?

This is my Superman E family, a happy family. You want to be a guest, too I'll treat you to Happiness brand instant noodles.

I love my family.

Four (3) Bandai

I love my home, because I feel happy living at home.

As soon as you enter our house, the living room is on the right. The color of our living room is yellow. Yellow sofa, dark yellow floor, dark yellow TV cabinet, and the most beautiful is light yellow curtain inlaid with brown openwork embroidery. When the sun shines through those hollowed-out holes, the whole living room is full of warmth and warmth.

Through our study and bedroom, I came to my little activity room. There is a floor mirror on the left side of the activity room door. When I learn aerobics, I often look in the mirror to see if my movements are standard. When I dance, I look in the mirror to see if my movements are beautiful. My mother bought me new clothes, and I catwalk in front of the mirror.

Father is the "almighty king" of the maintenance industry. I'm telling you, my father can repair TV, mobile phone and electric fan ... by the way, it will take 100 years. Once, my grandfather and I "confronted" an electric fan together. After fiddling with the tools for a long time, it still didn't work, so we had to call our father and let him "succeed or die." Sure enough, dad tapped the button with engine oil. The electric fan turned when he fiddled with the button. I learned the appearance of the host, raised my father's hand and said, "Dad won!" " "

I also have a kind mother who comes to comfort me every time I am sad. I love her very much. Just yesterday, there was a "big accident" in our family. The thing is this: I went to jump rope after finishing my homework. As a result, I tripped over the rope just after I started jumping. I slipped. To make matters worse, there is a small cupboard behind me with the medicine my mother bought. I fell backwards and fell on the medicine my mother just bought. I'm fine, but there is something wrong with the medicine, which spilled all over the floor. My father saw it and pointed at me and said angrily, "What are you doing?" I stammered, "I knocked over the medicine ..." Dad said, "You made the medicine like this. Now pick it up for me! " I honestly picked up the pills at once. Mom came over and asked, "What's the matter?" Dad told the story, and mom listened and said, "Forget it, forget it." Then gently touched my head and comforted me silently.

I love my family because it gives me a lot of warmth and happiness.

Selfless love

Class 4 (3) Guojiachi

In the morning, I said to my grandmother, "I have grown up and am in the fourth grade." From now on, I don't need you to pick me up from school! " "Grandma replied with a smile," that's good! "Our pool has grown up and we can go to school by ourselves." I am glad that I am free. But the next morning, grandma seemed to forget, so she accompanied me down to take the school bus.

Suddenly, I was very angry and said loudly to my grandmother, "You promised not to pick me up, but you sent me here again. You didn't keep your promise. " I don't talk to my grandmother anymore. Grandma coaxed me and said, "Send it this time today!" But grandma seems to have formed a habit and still insists on seeing me off every day. Oh! That's because grandma doesn't trust me alone. Cars are prone to accidents now, and I'm afraid it's dangerous for me to cross the road. But I don't think so. At my insistence, grandma promised to cross the street to send me back, and I waited for the school bus alone. Whenever this time, grandma always reluctantly crosses the road and stands opposite to see me for a long time, and she won't go back until she sees that I got on the school bus safely.

I remember two days ago, I didn't get on the school bus after school. My grandmother was so anxious that she trotted to school, worried that something had happened to me, or that it was not safe to go home alone ... As a result, when my period came to pick me up, I saw her face flushed and sweating anxiously. At that time, I felt very moved and ashamed of my poor performance. I remember from birth to now, because my parents were busy with work, my grandmother brought me up with one hand, and she did her best to me from babbling to toddlering. Now grandma is old and not so healthy, but over the years, grandma has devoted all her energy to me, taking good care of my life and doing well for me. Rainy days protect me from the rain, sunny days protect me from the sun ... especially when I have a fever and am sick, grandma can't sleep all night. She got up in the middle of the night to give me medicine, cover me with a quilt, touch me ... My eyes were wet with these dribs and drabs. I feel very sorry when I look at my grandmother's white-haired, hunched and exhausted figure. I often get angry with my grandmother at ordinary times and don't study hard.

Grandma devoted a lot of efforts to our family, to support my parents' work, and to let me study hard. She selflessly gave endless love to our family and created a warm and happy harbor for us.

I love my family.

Four (3) classes

Home is the cradle of every child's growth and the harbor of every child's life. I have a warm, happy and harmonious home.

I love my family. In the whole house, my favorite is my room. There is a desk, a big bed, a dresser and a computer in the room ... I do my homework on the desk and sleep on the big bed every day. Sometimes when you are tired, just sit in front of the computer and relax, so that your brain can relax after working for a long time. When I am free, I will look through the books in the bookcase. Everything in the room is accompanied by my joy, anger, sadness and joy.

I love my family, a happy and warm family, and my parents love me in every way, which makes me deeply feel the warmth of home. Every time I come back from school, my mother is busy cooking good food for me in the kitchen. My father sits next to me and studies with me. My father will speak patiently for me when I encounter problems that I can't solve. My mother is very concerned about my study. She was afraid that I was tired of studying and tried her best to strengthen my nutrition. Cook me a glass of milk every morning and always make me breakfast in different ways.

I love my family, a family I can rely on. Whenever I encounter difficulties or grievances outside, my parents help me out and listen to my inner anguish. They taught me how to face life and facts; They taught me that life will not be smooth sailing, but one should know how to face the challenges and tests of life again. Once, an unhappy thing happened to me at school. I went home and told my parents. They didn't say anything, but comforted me softly, which made me feel much better.

I love this warm and happy home, let love stay in my home forever.

I love my family.

He Xinya in Class Four (3)

Everyone has a home, and everyone will love their home very much, so I am no exception.

There are two big dolls in our family. Do you know who these two big dolls are? Let me tell you something! Those are my parents, and there is a little doll in our family, that is me.

At home, I am the favorite baby of my parents. They give me meticulous care, so that I am always full of happiness and happiness in this family. My study and life have become the focus of my parents' attention.

Every morning, my mother gets up at six. After making breakfast for me, she gently woke me up. After getting up, I can eat the delicious food my mother cooked for me in another way. After school, my mother will pick me up on time every day and ask me questions. No matter what I say, she will laugh. According to my mother, she is happy just looking at me. In the evening, no matter how late I do my homework, my mother will wait for me and check with me. Dad dotes on me and loves me very much. Dad will send me to school on time every morning. Whatever I want, my father never refuses. Although he is very busy at work, no matter how busy he is at work, he will take time to grow delicious vegetables and fruits for me and my family, and even raise pigs, fish, chickens and ducks. Every day when my father comes home from work, he will bring different fruits and vegetables. He was glad to see me eating the fruits of his labor.

I am a very clever little girl at home. I remember once, after dinner, my parents sat on the sofa and looked a little tired. I quickly walked over and stood on the sofa, beating my parents' backs in turn, holding my head and holding my hand. Father and mother are very happy. Not only that, I often help my parents do some housework, such as sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, cleaning the table and so on. My mother said I did a good job.

This is my home, a warm home, the cradle of my growth and the harbor of my life. I love my family, and I love my parents even more.

My happiness "castle"

Class 4 (3) Jin Jigang

I have a warm and comfortable "castle". Here, I bathe in love every day and feel care all the time. I grow up healthily and live happily here. This castle is my lovely home.

My family is an ordinary family of three, and my parents are office workers. For my growth, in addition to hard work, they have to "work" for me.

My mother is my "Minister of Life". She is always busy, doing housework and caring about my food and clothing in all aspects. At six o'clock every morning, my mother gets up first, as punctual as the wall clock on the wall. By the time I got up, my mother had prepared a nutritious breakfast. She wants me to be full, energetic and grow up healthily. In the evening, my mother always rests after I finish my homework, wash my face and watch me fall asleep sweetly.

Dad is my "study coach". No matter how busy I am, my father will never forget to check my homework for me. What he cares about most is whether I really understand. He tries to test me in different ways. Once I find something I don't understand or encounter a problem, I will take the trouble to explain it to me again and again until I fully understand it. Dad's theory is that the most important thing in learning is to master the methods. With methods, learning will get twice the result with half the effort. Don't tell me, dad, the "coach", really helped me a lot in my study!

My home is a veritable "caring home" and a "happy home".

There is always laughter between my parents and me, because we are both willing to share happiness and love to joke. In a test, I got full marks in math and English. I told my parents that I got a hundred points. My mother knew, grinned and teased me and said, "Zi Ang, do the two courses add up to a hundred points?" Haha! " Dad is even more humorous. Before his mother finished, he shook his head and said, "Well, that's right. The two subjects add up to a hundred points, and, ah, English is ten points and mathematics is zero points? " Dad, I don't know whether to cry or laugh.

This is my happy "castle", my caring and happy home. I love my family!

Comfortable home

Li Muzi Class 4 (3)

My family lives in the beautiful Xiangshan, Zhuzhou. My family is not very rich, but I have always been happy and lucky.

Many things in my house are similar to yours, but on closer inspection, they are not as good as yours. Like a bed, it is generally similar to your home, but it is not as smooth as your home when you look closely; For example, the wardrobe is roughly the same as your home, but it is not so high-end when you look closely; For example, decorations are generally similar to your home, but if you look closely, they are not as numerous and exquisite as your home.

If you come into our house, you will feel very tidy at first. Whether books or other things are arranged in an orderly way, you will feel very harmonious after a while. Everyone in the family is talking and laughing, full of happiness. But if I enter the house, I will immediately feel a kind of warmth and happiness, which is difficult to express in words, you see-

Whenever I come home from school, my grandmother will cook a delicious meal for me: once, I came home from playing football and was so hungry that my grandmother immediately cooked a bowl of noodles and an egg. I ate my noodles in a hurry, but the eggs couldn't get in with chopsticks and rolled around in the bowl. I really can only watch but not eat! Finally, it was grandma who had a hard time breaking the naughty egg. At this time, I ate the eggs beautifully. When my grandmother was ill, I carefully massaged her back. When my father, who rarely goes home once, comes back, his mother has already made fragrant tea waiting for him; My parents encouraged me when I got good grades; When I made a mistake, my parents educated me and reasoned with me, making me understand that I would correct my mistake: once, I burned my grandfather's couplet downstairs, and my parents told me to admit my mistake. I'm afraid my grandfather won't forgive me. After a long argument, with the persuasion and company of my parents, I bravely took this step. Unexpectedly, the grandfather smiled and forgave me. Whenever I am free after finishing my homework, my parents always accompany me to play chess, football and make sushi happily. ...

This is my place . Although the family is not very rich, it is always very happy and lucky. Do you think so?

Families with children Part 5

Thomas lee, Class 4 (3)

You must have seen the first four TV series "Family with Children". Are you looking forward to the fifth one? Then come to our house and watch the live broadcast. What a coincidence, our family is also such a combined family. Xia Donghai is played by my father, who is an elegant and knowledgeable high school Chinese teacher. It was my mother who played Liu Mei, a super caring and responsible primary school teacher, who was cruel to me. Xia Xue is played by my sister Jia Jia, who is a studious junior high school student. Of course, it's me, a lively pupil who loves reading. Yu Xia is played by my one-and-a-half-year-old brother Jerry. He is a naughty and lovely little guy. Let's leave now. The performance is about to start.

Kind dad

"You can't read this book, go back to your hometown!" My mother is scolding me with a voice of 80 decibels because my homework is sloppy and completely wrong. Later, my mother treated me to a spicy "bamboo whip fried meat". Just as she was about to continue playing, important people appeared. He took the unfinished radish in one hand and dragged me away in the other. When I came to my senses, this warrior turned out to be my kind father. Dad sighed and said to me seriously, "Tong Tong, do your homework carefully and don't make mom angry. Look at this question. " Dad pointed out my mistake seriously. "Yes, listen carefully. I read that when I was in college, my father didn't teach me that. " Sister said enviously at a side. I looked at my father's kind face and listened to his gentle teaching voice. I feel extremely ashamed and lucky at the same time.

Eccentric mother

To tell the truth, my mother is really eccentric, so just listen to me.

Once, my sister said to my father, "Dad, I want to buy a computer." Dad said: "Now that I have bought a house, I have to mortgage it and decorate it. Your little brother's milk powder is 2,000 yuan a month, and there is no money to buy a computer. " Mom said: "Even if you tighten your belt, you should buy a computer for your child, which will help her study and find a job." After my sister went back to school, I saw my mother pay her tuition and buy a computer for 12 thousand. But when I go shopping with my mother, she won't buy me snacks. She can't buy me two clothes a year. I just wear school uniform every day. Even the school supplies have to be told many times before she remembers them. I know, because I am her own. "Eccentric!" I scold a way in my mind. I was so angry that I didn't sleep all night. At this time, there was a weak conversation between father and mother. "I say you, you are good to jia jia, I will be happy. But Tong Tong is too cold, how can I stand it? " "Don't say that, my son can understand me. Besides, as a boy, he should suffer more, and he will understand later ... "The voice faded away. In the dim light, I felt my mother come to my bed, put her hand under my bed and walked out of the room gently. Suddenly, my tears couldn't help flowing out of my eyes. Mom, it turns out that your eccentricity is your good intention!

Happy three brothers and sisters

Summer vacation, the three of us will be reunited. During the day, I do my homework, and my sister helps me while teaching my younger brother who is learning to speak, telling him stories and singing children's songs; In the evening, my family went for a walk in Yan Di Square. My mother took my father's hand and chatted leisurely in the back. My sister walked in the middle with her brother in her arms, and I cleared the way in front. What a harmonious picture this is, pedestrians on the roadside can't help but exclaim.

A kind father, an eccentric mother and three happy brothers and sisters must be the most perfect combined family in the world; The fifth part of "Family with Children" must also be the most watched TV series. Right? , thousands?

Let love live in my house every day.

Li Yuxin Class 4 (3)

What is home? Home is a happy harbor, and I am a boat moored in the harbor; Home is a lush tree, and I am a bird perched on the trunk; Home is a beautiful piece of music, and I am a beating note on the score; The kind grandfather, the inarticulate father and the virtuous and kind mother at home are the musicians who can play this wonderful music. They play a touching tune every day, and then listen to my different love melody with me.

"Can you hurry up? Stay up so late every day, do you want to sleep or grow taller? Why do you still have the spirit to attend class tomorrow? " Yes, after listening to the nagging voice, you must have guessed that this furious person is the king of my family-Tiger Mother. I think nine out of ten people will have the same experience as me, complaining that their mother is nagging and strict. Isn't it my mother? Sometimes when I am in a bad mood, I really want to have a "big fight" with her and judge her, but then I think she loves me, too, and the starting point is for my own good! I just conveyed her love for me in different ways. Thinking about it makes me feel too ignorant to correctly understand my mother's love for me. Yes, I remember my mother's love for me when she nagged again. Did you hear that? This is one of the songs that my family plays every day-caring music. I grew up listening to this caring song every day.

If you think that I live in "hot water" every day, you are all wet. Of course, the music that my family plays the most is happy fantasy! Don't believe it? Then let me play a song for you! This semester, I am addicted to gobang. Finish your homework every day and ask for a game with grandpa whenever you have time. That was my happiest moment. We set the chessboard, took out the pieces and got off the bus. Grandpa is really a grandfather, and his strength cannot be underestimated. I saw him advancing in attack and defense, pressing hard, hey! I can't do this anymore. I want to turn defeat into victory. Come again. I rearranged the chessboard and the war began again. I walked every step carefully. Seeing the dawn of victory approaching me, I am secretly glad: haha, I will win this game! However, it is impossible to prevent. The older the wiser. Unexpectedly, grandpa still won. Seeing that I could never beat my grandfather, I was not convinced, so I started playing games, put my hand on the chessboard and kept saying, "No, I didn't see it clearly. This step has to go again!" " Grandpa was embarrassed by my hooliganism and patted my ass and said, "You, this is cheating. Ok, let you regret this move, but it won't happen again! " Yeah, no problem. Nod as soon as I succeed. Haha, kind people are always easy to be deceived. I have won every game since I regretted my first move. Cheating is really effective. Both father and mother will use this "trick" at critical moments, and they will eventually end in failure. Yeah! Won! I jumped for joy. Whenever I see such a happy person, my family will say, "You little rascal, you can't have an affair with others. At home, because we all love you. As long as you are happy, my parents and grandpa will be happy with you. " Yes! This is the love of family. Without too many words and too many decorations, a little thing in life can also be the source of our happiness. Did you get a look at him? This scene is exactly the happy song that my family often plays.

Without any music, there can be no lack of warm and harmonious music, which is the most important part of a family. Look! My family's dining table is full of my favorite dishes. Grandpa kept putting it in my bowl and kept saying, "Eat quickly and eat more, so that you can grow up well." What a sweet picture! After dinner, everyone takes their positions. Of course, I'm doing my old job-studying. Dad and grandpa were sitting on the sofa watching the news, and mom found a box to take to grandpa. "Dad, this is the kneepad I bought for you. Haven't you always had arthritis? I heard that this is adjuvant therapy. Please try it quickly. Dad also replied: "Yes, try it quickly, maybe it will really work." Grandpa with knee pads smiled all over his face and his eyes were full of happiness. I also quickly brought my grandfather reading glasses to help him read the instructions. Seeing this, are you also moved and warm for this harmonious song? In my family, such warm songs are played together every day. I love my family's composition.

I love my family, a happy and warm family; I love my family, a harmonious and happy family; I love my family, a family I can rely on. Our family spends every day in harmony, warmth, joy and care, and lives in a loving family. How can I be unhappy and happy? Let love live in my house every day, and let love live in your house every day.