Alas, wealth is worth too much. Come to a joke teller and give points as long as it is funny, not too boring.

1. A farmer will kill chickens tomorrow and feed them at night, saying: Eat quickly, this is your last meal! The next day, I saw the chicken lying down and left a suicide note: I have taken rat poison, and you don't want to eat me. I'm not fucking easy to mess with ~!

2. You are dragging a pig shopping, and you look very happy. I passed by and said sympathetically, "Look at a person's grade and see who he is with." Before I finished, I saw the pig abandon you with disdain.

3. The centipede was bitten by a snake, so it must be amputated for the spread of anti-virus liquid! The centipede thought: fortunately, I have more legs ~! The doctor comforted him, Brother, you will be an earthworm in the future ~

4. The fish said: I always open my eyes to keep you in my eyes forever ~ The water said: I always flow to hug you forever ~ ~ The pot said: It's almost fucking ripe, and I'm still so poor!

5. Fish said again: I'll kill myself if I sell rat poison! ! ! ~ ~ No one can eat it! ! ! ~ ~ ~ I'm worse than a chicken ~ ~! ! ! I can't even drink soup! ! ! ! ! ~ the pot has to be returned ~ ~ ~ ~

6. I told my mother that I like you, and I want you to come to my house and accompany me day and night, you know? Through these days of communication, I found that I can't live without you, but my mother refused. She said: No pigs are allowed at home!

7. The mobile phone married the mother machine and gave birth to a PHS. The PHS has an abominable appearance, poor signal, and can't roam, and can't send messages to each other. It is heartbreaking. After dna testing, it is discovered that its father is not the eldest brother, but the walkie-talkie ~

8. Where are you? I can't get through the phone. I'm worried to death. I have something important to find you. Go to the epidemic prevention station for physical examination as soon as you see the information. The fastest speed! You have a chance to come here. If you pass the physical examination, you will be able to transfer from a private pigsty to a state-owned pig farm. < P > 9. An ant happened to pass by, looking up at the misty peak, he couldn't help but sigh: Ah, this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau ~~ 1. You are old, and there are some things you should know! The sky is used to blow; Land is used to grow grass; I am used to prove the greatness of mankind; You are used to stew vermicelli ~ ~