Complete works of class jokes

Five students are addicted to smoking. One day, they were smoking in the toilet and the dean saw them. The dean told his class teacher that the class teacher talked with five of them the next day.

Teacher: "Do you smoke?"

Student A: "Suck ..."

Teacher: "Suck? You are glorious! Go home and call your parents! ! "I was also beaten and recorded.

When student A went back, he said to the other four people, "Don't admit it when the teacher asks you whether you smoke or not. You all said you didn't smoke. I will take the responsibility myself.

After a while.

Teacher: "Do you smoke?"

Student B: "No."

"French fries, then." Then the teacher handed over the French fries.

Student B naturally stretched out two fingers. ...

Teacher: "Don't smoke? Go home and call your parents! "

Teacher: "Do you smoke?"

Student C: "No."

"French fries, then."

Student C carefully took the French fries and secretly thanked student B (fortunately, he came prepared).

Teacher: "Aren't you going to dip in some ketchup?"

Student C accidentally dipped too much sauce and began to play in the bowl. ...

Teacher: "Don't smoke? You are very good at playing ash ... call your parents! "

Teacher: "Do you smoke?"

Student D: "No ... Suck ..."

Student D was sweating like a pig after eating French fries.

Student D: "Thank you ... teacher ... I'll go back first if it's okay."

Teacher: "Don't you bring roots to your classmates?"

Student D: "Thank you, teacher." Put the French fries on your ear. ...

Teacher: "You know what I should say, don't call parents."

Teacher: "Do you smoke?"

Student E: "No"

I finally put the French fries in my pocket ...

Student E turned to go, and the teacher suddenly shouted, "The headmaster is coming!" "

I saw student E hurriedly take out French fries from his pocket and stamp them on the ground. ...