What weird sleep talk did your roommate say that made you laugh so hard you couldn't sleep at night?

What weird sleep talk did your roommate say that made you laugh so hard you couldn’t sleep at night?

I have been living in the school dormitory since I was in junior high school. During the ten years I have lived in the dormitory, I have encountered more than one roommate who loves to talk in his sleep. Among these roommates who love to talk in their sleep, some of the things they say in their sleep are weird and some are very funny. The editor of this article will tell you the stories of my roommates who talked in their sleep.

One time, my dormitory brothers and I went out for a dinner together on the weekend. Although the teacher did not allow us to drink, we would still secretly disobey the teacher and drink a few bottles of beer. I believe that I am not the only one who did this when I was in school. It was such a beautiful period of youth, with laughter when drinking and crying when one was drunk. Anyway, we made a lot of fools of ourselves that year.

After getting drunk one afternoon, a few of us returned to school early in order to avoid the security guards at the school gate. Then we all slept in the school dormitory. While I was sleeping, I was suddenly startled by the words from my brother on the upper bunk: "The waiter is serving wine."

At that time, we were frightened awake by him for a few moments. We all jumped up and rubbed our eyes, thinking we were still drinking in the pub. In order to prevent him from continuing to talk nonsense and attracting the attention of the dormitory administrator, we could only push him awake and then tell him about talking in his sleep. As a result, he rubbed his head and told us that he had just been immersed in the scene where everyone was drinking. It seems that drinking and partying is good, but it would be bad if you meet a roommate like me who likes to talk in his sleep.

If our dormitory teacher discovered our roommate talking in his sleep at that time, would he use this to find out about our drinking? I've thought about this many times and still haven't come up with an accurate answer.

Another time, when I was in high school, there were 8 of us in the dormitory. It was New Year's Day, and the class held a party, and everyone prepared a program. The eight of us also performed a collective chorus in our dormitory. Although the singing was not very good, we received applause from more than fifty people in the class.

Until the party ended and we returned to the dormitory, everyone was still humming the songs we sang together. Later, the lights-out bell rang, and everyone went to bed and fell asleep with the joy of the party. After sleeping for a while, someone started snoring. After a while, someone suddenly spoke and woke everyone up.

At first, everyone was quite angry, but when they found out that it was Little A who was talking in his sleep, they all found it very funny. I saw him talking now and singing now. The song we sang was the same song we sang together at the party. After singing the song, he had no intention of stopping.

At that time, he was lying on the bed, raised one hand to hold the microphone, and then muttered: I will sing another song for everyone, what is the name of the song? Then he mumbled and sang It goes on and on. As for what song it is singing, we really haven’t heard it yet.

Then he entertained himself there, and everyone looked at it as a joke for a while and couldn't bear to interrupt him. It wasn't until everyone was feeling sleepy that they went to wake him up. Then he woke up with a dazed look on his face, then looked at us and turned around to continue sleeping.