What's so good about TVXQ!! Jokes and jokes?

In order to maintain class order, middle school teachers require everyone who speaks in class to stand at the back of the classroom and speak loudly for ten times. One day, in class, Xiao Min and the mouse next door were whispering and were caught by the middle school teacher.

The teacher said angrily, "Xiao Min, stand in the back and say what you just said out loud for ten times." Xiao Min walked to the back of the classroom with his head down and began to mumble. When I arrived at the middle school, the teacher thundered:' Louder! "Let the whole class hear your voice!" Xiao Min raised his voice: "Teacher Jin has no zipper ...' Teacher Jin has no zipper ...'

In order to enliven the classroom atmosphere, the physics teacher wrote a question on the blackboard and said, "Come, Miss Rice, come to the blackboard and tell you how to do this." Rice is a diaosi, only to see him calmly step onto the platform and ask, "Teacher, do you mean to let me speak here like a teacher?" The teacher replied, "That's right." Rice immediately took it and said, "Come on, mouse, please come to the blackboard and tell us how to do this problem."

A man named Hao went to a country and brought a parrot. The customs officer stopped him and said, "Sir! You have to pay taxes on this parrot. " "How much should I pay?" "Live 50 yuan, and the specimen is only 15 yuan!" At this moment, I heard the parrot croak, "Mouse! Don't be stingy! "

A program especially likes parrots. One day he went to the bird walking market and found a parrot with a price of 30,000 yuan. Curious, he asked the buyer: Why is your parrot so expensive? Buyer: My parrot is very clever! I'll say anything. A program is smart enough to buy it. He was very happy when he came home at night. Just play with this parrot. A show: I can walk, parrot: I can walk, A show: I can run, parrot: I can run, A show: I can fly, parrot: you brag B!

A certain Hao likes parrots very much. One day, he passed by a bird shop and found a parrot being auctioned. He decided to buy this parrot because its fur is beautiful, so he shouted, "I am willing to pay $65,438+00 for this parrot!" " Then someone bid: "I am willing to pay 20 yuan dollars!" " A certain Hao didn't want to give the parrot away, so he called 30 yuan ... but another voice seemed to be against him until a certain Hao called 200 yuan ... The man was very happy to buy a parrot, but it suddenly occurred to him: I spent so much money on this parrot. If it can't talk, wouldn't I lose a lot? So he went to ask the boss, "boss … can you talk?" Then he heard the parrot shout, "Can't you talk?" ! ? ! Who do you think was bidding to you just now? !

Walking in the street, I saw Xiao Min selling parrots. Seeing that parrots are beautiful, he asked Xiao Min if parrots can talk. Xiao Min said, "Of course! Don't believe it. You hold its right foot. " In Yan Zhongyi, I shook the parrot's right foot and only heard the parrot clearly say, "Hello! Hello! " Very happy in the classroom, Xiao Min added, "You can hold its left foot again." I shook the parrot's left foot as I said, and only heard the parrot clearly say, "Goodbye, goodbye …" I was happier in the game. I bought this parrot at once. When I got home, be in heaven touched the parrot's left foot for a while and the parrot's right foot for a while. The parrot also obediently said: Goodbye. Hello. It suddenly occurred to him: What would it say if I put its two feet together? As soon as he grabbed the parrot's foot. I heard the parrot say loudly, "Shit! You want to take me down! ? "

Rice went to see a psychiatrist.

Rice: I always thought I was a bird.

Doctor: Oh, that's serious. When did it start?

Rice: Since I was a bird.

There are two psychopaths, rice and mouse. They escaped from the hospital.

They run and run. They climbed a tree.

The scarecrow jumped down from the tree.

Go away, go away.

Then he looked up and said to the mouse man, hey-why don't you come down?

The mouse replied: no-okay-ah-ah.

I'm not familiar with it.

After dinner today, Xiao Min found a bench in the campus and took a nap. When she woke up, she found some money in the rice basin.

Xiu Xiu was arrested. Les tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! Xiu Xiu returned to dinner and was electrocuted.

It turned out that Xiu Xiu said: I am from RTVU!

"Why did you clip the thermometer to your ear?" Intern Dr. Xiu Xiu asked Dr. Mouse. Dr. Mouse said, "It's over! I must have stuck the pen in the patient's anus! "

One day, Xiao Min had a terrible headache. Xiao Min lying on the table moaned, "I have a splitting headache ~ ~ ~"

The deskmate was very concerned about him in class and asked him in the corner of Xiao Min's skirt: "Are you okay?"

Then he was blown up in the middle of the tunnel.

Xiu Xiu got a new hairstyle and came to school the next day. His classmates all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiu Xiu, your head looks like a kite! Xiu Xiu felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. . Cry, cry. . He flew. .

When the mouse and his friend Xiao Min just moved, there was no TV at home, so they were bored. They pretend that there is a TV set on the desk, and then they pretend that they have a remote control and can change the channel. The mouse keeps changing channels. Xiao Min said he wouldn't listen, and then they started fighting.

Rice and Zaizhong have just arrived in Paris to study in France. In the street, they saw a black man coming from the opposite side. Rice said to Zaizhong, "It's really dark." The black man immediately went up to them and said, "You are white!" "

Xiu Xiu has an Indian classmate. Xiu Xiu once asked him, "I heard that you can speak Chinese, right?" The Indian immediately said in Chinese, "What's wrong with you? Can't you see I'm Indian? I can't speak Chinese. " Xiu Xiu immediately take ya!

Rice saw an African foreigner in the company: "Hello, your mother is a monkey." Foreigners use pure Tianjin dialect: "Your mother is a gorilla!"

The mouse once told Xiao Min a joke:

Once upon a time there was a pianist.

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He can't play the piano.

Small precious also back to him a joke:

Ghosts.

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There is a portable toilet near Rice's house. One day, Amy played a prank and pushed the toilet into the river and sank.

In the evening, Les's father, the mouse, slapped him. Rice refused and said, "Xiu Xiu cut down his tree, but his father didn't hit him. Why did you hit me? "

Father Mouse said angrily, "Bastard, Xiu Xiu's father was not in the tree!" "

The last one:

Once upon a time there was a group called TVXQ!! .