Joking humorous sentences _ classic quotations of funny jokes

Jokes are friendly conversations, teasing and teasing each other, and enhancing friendship through attacks. So what humorous words are appropriate to say when joking with others? The following is a humorous joke sentence I compiled. Thank you for reading.

1. Living in this era of grass and mud horses, we should hold an attitude of taking care of everything.

2. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except one sentence? Fuck off, okay? .

Your new lover is someone else's whore.

Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

6. It's selfless to reach in and wear a low-cut dress.

7. The problem of men being dumped and money; Women are dumped, appearance problems; I got dumped. What the fuck is wrong with you?

8. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

9. In the era of soaring prices, only wages should keep changing.

10. If you can stick your appearance on the door, it is estimated that you can ward off evil spirits.

1 1.？ What is the saddest poem you have ever read? After traveling together for twelve years, I wonder if Mulan is a girl? .

12. I saw a girl in the street. Her black silk was almost white.

13. If wages can rise as fast as house prices, the world will be really lovely.

14. It's actually very troublesome to meet strangers, and many lies have to be told.

15. I want to organize a streaking company and then go directly to the nerve hospital.

16. After receiving the red envelope, open the red envelope, which reads "Another packet".

17. There is nothing of value in my family except me.

18. Beauty is in affectionate eyes, while idiots are in heartless eyes.

19. For a person who looks like a failure, looking in the mirror is equivalent to watching a ghost film.

20. If you are an angel, the price of seeing you is my death.

2 1. Brothers, it's easier to hide than to prevent.

22. I am depressed, especially in the mood to tell the world.

23. Say that women are a disaster, and you are a disaster.

24. Are you cheap, mistress is there, infertile.

25. Whenever someone asks me what to do, I will say I will do it until I die.

Appreciation of joking humorous sentences 1. How much sadness can you have, just like a pair of long pants for everyone.

My life is up to me, and heaven will destroy me.

3. Life is a mobile person, and death is a mobile soul. Is it impossible for me to die with Unicom?

Why doesn't the country study imitation shirts with your face?

You have hair, I have hair, let's go together.

6. If you laugh for ten years, laugh twice and you die directly.

7. People want face, trees want skin, people are shameless, the world is invincible, trees don't want skin, and they will die.

8. Snow White is not necessarily a dwarf, but also a gourd doll.

9. Although famous flowers are taken, hoes are more ruthless; As long as the hoe jumps well, you can't dig without horns.

10. It's really worrying that it's miserable outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain.

1 1. More phones, more phones, more phones.

12. Sister wears tights not to show her figure, but to prevent thieves.

13. Boss, have a bottle so that I can stick my broken heart together.

14. There are thousands of Chinese sons and daughters Qian Qian. If this doesn't work, replace it.

15. The classroom is where the living stay. If it's too noisy, you can go to the morgue.

Selected humorous sentences for joking 1. Besides sulfuric acid, there is makeup remover.

2. Gold always shines, but you glass slag only reflects light.

It is not terrible to hide the knife in the smile, but it is impossible to prevent it.

I've gained weight recently. When I smile on the phone, my face will touch the hang-up button.

I still feel lovelorn without love, and it is very strong.

6. A cigarette a day makes China strong.

7. In lonely times, you can only climb the wall and wait for an apricot.

8. It's better to play the piano to a cow than to a sheep, because he won't have a cow temper.

9.？ Give me sunshine, and I will be brilliant. Give me a flood, and I will flood? Give you shit and you eat it? .

10. If you call me ugly, someone will love me ugly.

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