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Civilized and polite sketches

(bell rings)

Xiaoli: (proudly walks out) Class is over, and I have to work again. (Pointing at the armband) Look, I am the civilization supervisor of the school! Although this job is hard, I still find it meaningful. Because I can contribute to the civilized construction of the school!

Xiao Ming: (while eating, he comes out and throws away the peel) Hmm! Very good, very good! How delicious!

Xiaoli: (seeing Xiaoming fall off his skin and rush over) Hey! Hey! Friend, you can't throw the peel around!

Xiaoming: Who are you? How dare you interfere in my affairs?

Xiaoli: Didn't you see it? (The right hand points to his armband and proudly says) I am the civilization supervisor of the school.

Xiaoming: Huh? Civilization supervisor? What happened to the director of civilization? Isn't it just throwing garbage, a piece of cake, none of your business?

Xiaoli: A civilized supervisor is to supervise an uncivilized and unhygienic person like you.

Xiao Ming: Bah! You mean I don't care about civilization and hygiene? What are you? As long as I study hard, what's the use of civilization and hygiene?

Xiaoli: Stop ... Don't you know that civilization and hygiene are the basic morality of our citizens? Think about it, my friend. If everyone is like you, what will happen to our schools and streets? Look at Uncle Lei Feng. male ...

Xiao Ming: OK, OK, stop it. How difficult it is to talk about civilization and hygiene! I advise you to leave it alone!

Xiaoli: No, it's my job!

Xiaoming: Since you are so nosy, pick up the garbage! (throwing the peeled skin into the distance) Bah! What a nuisance!

(At this moment, a hunchbacked old man came from a distance with a cane. )

Xiaoli: Hello, hello! You still lost ... Look out!

Old man: (coughing twice) Excuse me, little classmate ... (I just stepped on the thrown peel and slipped, so I can't get up) Ouch!

(Xiao Li rushes over)

Xiaoli: (concerned) Grandpa, what's wrong with you? Did you fall? Let me help you up!

Xiaoli wants to help the old man, but she can't. )

Xiaoli: (facing Xiaoming) Look, Xiaoming, it's all your fault. Come and help!

Xiao Ming: Hey hey! He fell by himself. What do I care? Besides, don't you like doing good deeds very much? Do this good thing yourself! I don't want to touch your lamp! (I didn't even look at it, but I was still arrogant.)

Old man: Little girl, I'm fine, don't worry! ..... (The old man tried to get up) Ouch, ouch!

When Lishan saw it, he hurried over to help the old man. )

Lishan: Uh-huh! Grandpa! How are you? Did you fall? Shall we help you to the hospital?

Old man: No need! It will rain. I've come to give my grandson an umbrella. I didn't expect ... Ah! Which one is so uncivilized? (slapping his thigh with his hand) Ouch! Ouch! ……

Xiao Li: Lishan, do you know this old man?

Lishan: Isn't he Xiaoming's grandfather?

Xiaoli: Xiaoming's grandfather? (pointing to Xiaoming) There he is. Xiao Ming, come and see!

Xiaoming: Who told him to walk without eyes? He deserved it! Why are you looking at him? He has nothing to do with me.

Xiaoli: What are you talking about? He's your grandfather!

Xiao Ming: Ah! What? Grandpa?

Xiaoming: (rushing to help grandpa) Grandpa, how can it be you?

Xiaoli: Look, just because you littered the peels, you hurt your grandpa now, right?

Xiaoming: (sadly and regretfully) Grandpa, I'm sorry! is all my fault! Forgive me! I will definitely correct it in the future. (Facing Xiaoli) Xiaoli, I'm sorry! You are absolutely right! I also want to be a good student who stresses civilization and hygiene, and I want to be a civilization supervisor like you! Contribute to the creation of a civilized and harmonious campus!

Xiaoli: That's right! (Play the music "Thunderstorm" and the song "Dedication of Love") OK! Let's take grandpa to the hospital first!

Xiaoming: Come on, Grandpa, let's help you to the hospital! (Xiao Ming, Xiao Li and Li Shan help Grandpa get off the stage together)