Twenty hilarious jokes

1. The ugly duckling is getting more and more beautiful, and the mother duck is worried. On this day, Mother Duck brought scissors to cut off the wings of the ugly duckling. The ugly duckling refused and asked her mother, "Why did you cut off my wings?" Mother duck said, "If you don't cut your wings, you will fly. Your father knows you can fly, but he won't skin me. "

2. "Is girlfriend important?" "Don't!"

One day, when a crab was out, it bumped into a small fish. The little fish was hurt and said angrily, "You are blind!" " The crab said carefully, "No, I'm a crab." . "

4. Ask Siri to tell me a joke when I'm bored. Voice control function on iPhone4S

He said to me, "Do you know why Superman wears tights?" "Because saving lives is very important ..."

A sister is complaining to her boyfriend, repeatedly stressing that "I can't swallow this tone." The man suddenly asked, can you swallow fried chicken? Sister must have nodded, and he went to buy it.

6. Uncle's family opened a small shop, but beer can't be chilled. Take a box from my refrigerator to help freeze. I drank a bottle on a hot day and gave my uncle two dollars. My uncle said that cold beer is 2.50 yuan. After giving the money, the more I think about it, the more wrong it is.

7. In the afternoon, I hummed and felt good about myself. My mother came to me and said: You have been working outside for several years, and it is a little different from the local pig barking when you come back to learn pig barking.

8. When I was just pregnant, I vomited whatever I ate and cried with my husband. My husband handed me a hundred-dollar bill and said, honey, eat this money. I want to see the spitter!

I went on a boat trip today, and the boatman gave each of us a loaf of bread. I ate almost enough before TM told me that this bread was fed to fish in the middle of the river.

10. The family boy, a few years older, was naughty when he was a child and was beaten by his father. A few days later, his father found a small notebook under his son's bed, which read: "On June 29th, 2006, my father hit me, and I want revenge when I grow up.