What is the dialogue between Cowherd and Weaver Girl?

During the Chinese Valentine's Day, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl met on the Magpie Bridge. The following is the dialogue I guessed. Haha, I hope everyone will enthusiastically guess and study together. Avant-garde version: Cowherd would say: "Here, this is the latest model 7250. It can take pictures. From now on, let's text and MMS together. It's not expensive. It's 4,000 yuan a piece. I'll move the bricks a few times and it will be ready!" The Weaver Girl would say: "Has broadband been connected to your home? The Queen Mother's office has connected to ISDN. This is my QQ number. It will be more convenient to contact you in the future. You can also change your computer. There is a desktop one for the children. Here, this is the new IBM." , a gift from the Statue of Liberty to the Queen Mother. The Queen Mother thought it was shabby, so she gave it to you."

Romantic version: Cowherd said: "Are you okay? The children all miss you. , asking me for my mother all day long, I said that my mother is working as a goddess in the sky, and she will come back to see you when she has time. Don't keep looking at me in my dreams all day long. You are tired enough during the day, so take a good rest at night. Rest, I will be satisfied just to see you sleeping in my dream."

Weaver Girl: "You have lost weight, but the children have gained weight. The children have grown up and can do some work. You." You have to let them do it. The day when I return to you is not far away. Brother Niu, you must wait for me. I rust a purse a day here. Look, this is for this year. Go back and keep one. The rest It’s not easy for you to take care of a child by yourself.” coats and so on, and asked you to participate in some dog talent show together. Do you have a dog? Didn't I ask you to play more with Chang'e and learn how to raise rabbits? Rabbits are so clean, but dogs are so dirty, covered in lice, peeing everywhere when they have nothing to do, and always sticking out their tongues to pretend to be intoxicated. Bear like! Just like Erlang Shen!

Weaver Girl: When did you learn so many words? Mother-in-law, I also heard that you have a very good relationship with the Tofu Xishi on the street! mock up! If you dare to cause any trouble with her, I will kill Zhu Bajie, do you believe it? A few days ago, my second sister secretly went to an Internet cafe, and I heard that you even adopted a pseudonym called "Dong Yong". Holy shit! I have only been away for a few years and you are already used to such bad habits. If the tiger doesn't show its power, you think I'm HELLO

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