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The complete works of Sean's lines selling cloth
Zhang Lian: I ran to the street early in the morning to sell printed cloth. I sold my cloth to 600 yuan, and I'm going home. Unexpectedly, I took a fork in the road and met my friend Lao Ba. I was dragged into the treasure shed and sat down to talk. I wrap the cigarette first, then light it, and then pour the tea. He said he would come and play together, and I said I didn't want to think like a cat scratching. On the lost treasure, I have to press my finger down and press the number if I don't hang up. First, after winning, I lost three times, and all 600 yuan was lost, which was murderous. Out of the treasure shed, I was too hungry to help. When you are impatient, you tie the belt again and again, and your head is really like a knife. There is almost no food at home these days, clothes are rotten, patched and blossomed. I curse God at the thought of this pitiful situation. You shouldn't give Zhang Lian too much. Fourth sister, I have returned to China. How can I answer if I have no money? Yes, yes, yes, I still use the old method to make up a lie and blame me for coaxing her. Wipe your sweat and come forward. I will feed you at home no matter what. I don't think I came to my house, so I knocked on the door and told Fourth Sister Zhang Lian to go home.
Huei-fang: The doll is coaxing in the room, spinning flowers empty. I heard someone calling, Fourth Sister, open the door and look. It turned out that he had turned around and returned it. Here is a cigarette and a cup of tea. I want to know the price of our cloth. I'll get you a towel to wipe your sweat.
Zhang Lian: You go to Mo Wen first, and then buy food quickly with me, so that we can do things carefree.
Fourth Sister Wa: As long as Momoda, my heart will rest in peace. Don't bring the flowers back. Come and get the money with me. I want money to support my family.
Zhang Lian: What are you doing?
Fourth Sister: I want to get the money.
Zhang Lian: Don't be afraid to give it to you after dinner.
Fourth Sister: Don't eat at my house if you don't give it.
Zhang Lian: (It seems that this is still a difficult plan) I started calling my mother, and I lent the money to Wang Laoba.
Fourth Sister: What? There is almost no rice at home these days, and I am still waiting to rub cloth for cotton. You must be playing with money outside again. Let me ask you, did you lose to Wang Laoba?
Zhang Lian: No, it isn't. Old Ba, he is in urgent need of money, and I can't help it if I force him to lend us money.
Fourth Sister: What do you mean? Pointing at Zhang Lianfu and swearing, you must have gambled, I am a robber! Lose to others.
Zhang Lian: Do you win or lose by playing with money? What else?
Fourth Sister Wa: Your wife cooks for you, carries water and firewood, and works for you sooner or later.
Zhang Lian: A woman's family wants to coax her children, and she wants me to coax them.
Huei-fang: I knitted three zhangs of cloth and told you to change flowers. You sold the cloth, lost it, and went home empty-handed. Don't change old habits, often play with money and lose everything. The whole world is laughing!
Zhang Lian: I can't talk about my wife's house! I am very angry. The ink sac is too big, cough. What's the use of playing with money? You're trying to convince us, trying to convince us. Your man is not a hammer melon. I learned two magical methods these days. One day, when I opened my eyes, the fish dragon changed and won him 30,000 to 50,000 yuan in wealth. First buy a pawnshop in Weinan County, and Chang 'an City will open a salt shop as the boss. There is a hookah sign in Lanzhou, and Jin Gangzuan is pulling a cart in the west outside the city. Sitting in a sedan chair in a fur coat shirt is nothing more than this poor situation. Buy a glazed tile high-rise building in the hospital, set a few fertile fields and plant cotton widely. Fill your throat with ginseng soup early in the morning and mix the bird's nest into a knot at noon. The cupboard is full of silver and money, so you can take it at will and buy maids and "xianggong" scouts. With money to donate fame, it is even worse. When the Governor was sitting in the Governor's House, he was investigating this matter. The imperial edict main hall hung on the golden palace, and the old emperor and I became in-laws. As long as I am lucky and win, I will discipline you to enjoy these riches.
Fourth Sister Wa: If you don't dismount thirty miles from the city wall, a cheeky person will bite his teeth. It's obvious that you're bullying me by saying crazy things. I said robber! Zhang Lian: Why? ) Can you throw it? (Zhang Lian: I can throw) Can you press? (Zhang Lian: I can squeeze) Can you squeeze the black and red Bao Er? (Zhang Lian: I threw the flowers from Sichuan into that bowl) Can you win? Can you make a fortune? (Zhang Lian: I just met him) Let me ask you, put our house? Zhang Lian: I don't know what your wife is talking about. ) the jujube garden behind the house is connected with dates to farm. If you don't have enough to eat, you can also sell money on the street. The kind you can sell for decades and earn a few strings when you make money. Crops can collect dozens of loads, and everyone is greedy Robber me, I ask you, why do you want to sell jujube orchards?
Zhang Lian: Yes, your mother, sit down and let me give you a home to talk about. I don't remember what year it is. Our family has no food and no money, so we can't celebrate the New Year. I broke my foot as soon as I gritted my teeth and sold the jujube garden. Measure wheat, grind white flour, and carry pork and mutton. Please ask a goalkeeper to post couplets. Walnuts and dates have been cooked for several days. Bought several baskets of steamed bread, dozens of snacks and several strings of firecrackers. The banquet was set in a yard and several cans of soju were made. At that time, you liked it in your heart. Why did you ask about Zaoeryuan again? I sold him a year ago, so let's shout.
Fourth Sister: You talk nonsense, which makes people tremble. Let me ask you again, put the whirlpool of wheat in our house, ranging from ten acres to nine acres. If you can't sieve, you can use a sickle to hit more than one load per mu. Robber me, I ask you, why sell money?
Zhang Lian: Yes, please sit down and listen to me. Ten days after the winter solstice, we will welcome the Lunar New Year. Playing with social fire and playing with flags, the wicker legs follow closely. Head away from Hanzhong, followed by Tie Guai Li. Zhang rode the donkey upside down, and Han Xiangzi was carrying a basket. High core, too clever to hang, it plays the role of "three sedan chairs" Low core is so strange, pretending to be Soho in da ji. Short-core watch Liao pretend to be a monkey and steal peaches He who holds it in his hand, the wind is good, and he who holds it on his back is a righteous man. Ma Wu's face is really ugly. Jade Tiger has Wang Juanjuan, and water overflows and Jinshan has been enemies. The Yellow Crane Tower is really lively. Look at Liao in Qingfeng Pavilion. Bird flashed the handle, the four sages held the grass, and Wu Yuan fled abroad overnight. You haven't seen these new plays, but there is something fishy behind the grass. Riding a scalper, walking around, the young man surrounded the old nest. There are so many people playing drums, and the drums are raining. Yangko field is really lively, and the old man looks at his beard. You said, you are old, why do we stutter? Eat sesame cakes without teeth, eat flat meat flowers. I also eat eight-treasure beets, leek meatballs with clear soup, and white flour and oily beef feet. Just after the meal, Guo Kui of Ganzhou took two. You have forgotten that you spent eight times hanging on the social fire that year.
Duet:
Why do you sell our big waterlogging pool?
I don't think he keeps fish but toads.
Poplar, what do you sell?
I think he is too tall to ask for anything.
Red rooster, let me ask you something. What are you selling money for?
Before me, he didn't lay eggs, he just squeaked.
Niulongzui, why do you sell money?
There is no cow or donkey to take you home.
I asked you what you were selling money for.
Before me, he had a bad temper and loved kicking dolls.
Civet cat, I asked you why you sold the money.
I think he eats rats instead of tails.
Rhubarb dog, let me ask you something. Why do you sell money?
I don't think he bit your mother but a thief.
Make a rice cooker. I asked you what you were selling money for.
I think he got a pimple when he disturbed the group.
Bellows, why do you sell money?
I don't think he caught fire within seven miles.
Small bench, I ask you why you sell money?
I think he might as well stand than sit down!
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