A joke about ice cream and ice cubes

There is a deep-sea fish that swims deeply and cries while swimming, because it feels so stressed.

Do you know why you feel so sleepy at school? Because school is where dreams begin.

"It's not the traffic lights, it's not the timing, but my countless hesitations." ?

You say you like me, but you have to sleep in the morning, eat chicken in the afternoon, compete at the peak in the evening and rank in the early morning. How can you like me and spend fifteen minutes of your suspension?

You say you like me, but you have to nail in the morning, watch classes in the afternoon, take exams in the evening, and make up your homework in the early morning. How can you like me and spend all ten minutes between classes on it?

If the whole world doesn't want you, come to me. I know several traffickers.

Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

"Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation?" "Thermal expansion and cold contraction." "Then why are there so many ducks in the homework?" "The quality is the same."

Knock out cupcakes before eating, calm down before drinking coke, persuade sandwiches and biscuits to separate before making milk, and tell a joke to make ice cubes cry before biting.

I asked my fans if I was ugly, and it shook its head all night.

No one is holding hands, let's go for a ride.

Why are you nearsighted at an early age? ""Oh no! This has nothing to do with age, but look down on the world, so I blurred my eyes.

"I think you are like an ancient king."

"Who do you think I look like?"

Betty Wong.

"Why?"

"cheap enough"

There is no swearing in the world. Do more math and you'll have everything.

My philosophy of life: three fart principles-none of your business, none of my business, you know nothing!

"Do you agree?" "About!" Such a beautiful dialogue was used by the math teacher for factorization.