What are the top ten funny jokes?

I met a female friend. When chatting, she said that her house had been stolen. After reporting the case, the police checked the scene. The policeman said, "Look at your house, it should be a gang." She had to be ashamed to say, "In fact, nothing has been turned over. My family is usually so messy. "

The second one:

After all, I couldn't outrun the BMW and watched it die in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off.

The third one:

All the bosses who set up shops in my circle of friends to sell clothes, shoes, bags, watches, masks and daily necessities are cute … at the end of the year. Please pay the rent on time. Thank you for your cooperation! It's not easy for me either I've endured it for a year!

Rule number four:

One day at school, the teacher said, "The topic of today's composition is for the teacher." As soon as the voice fell, a student stood up and said, "Teacher, please go to the hospital. We can't cure you. "

Fifth:

I remember one time, because I didn't do well in the exam, and then my father hit me with a broom when I came home. I suddenly remembered that the teacher said that I should be considerate of my parents, so I was beaten and said, Dad, didn't you eat today?

The sixth one:

My dad bought a pack of cigarettes for me 100, which is not sold in the store. I secretly bought a lollipop and took it home, saying I lost a dollar.

Seventh:

The teacher is bald. Once in class, he said, "What if my left hand is positive and my right hand is negative?" The deskmate replied, "Your skull will light up."

Eighth:

When some girls go to worship Buddha, they must remember: no makeup! If it succeeds, the Bodhisattva will protect you, and I'm afraid she won't find you!

Ninth:

There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. After a while, when I think about it again, I don't remember it.

Rule 10:

My best friend recommended me a skirt. I looked at it and said, is it too short? It's on my thigh. My best friend said, it's okay. That's a model. If you wear it, you will get a calf.